Written by Bureau

Thursday, 16 January 2014

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You would think that Justin Bieber is trying to save up his sperm as at least his own blood supply, according to news reporters and some fans. But he is donating sperm regularly.

He has apparently been changing banks lately after being spotted (and we will check that out later). Right now we have witnesses that say that he comes to the sperm bank regularly.

"I don't think it's a freaky thing or anything", stated one fan. "I think he's trying to have children, lots of them, and that's one way of doing it without getting too involved in a relationship."

"Maybe he just likes the magazines", stated one reporter.

The fans were having none of that.

"He wants to think there are kids out there that are his sons and daughters, even if they don't know it."

"Oh I think he plans to know it. He has plenty of money to offer for information."

"I guess he has plenty of time to marry and they have children" the former joking reporter stated. "Maybe it just a fun thing to think that he could help his own children without them knowing he's their dad."

Most agreed that Bieber is too busy with his career to become a family man at present.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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