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Funny story: Dad Secretly Resents Being Expected to Spend Father's Day with His Kids

Dad Secretly Resents Being Expected to Spend Father's Day with His Kids

While Grant Lowell of Newton, Massachusetts, appreciates that there's a special holiday set aside to honor all that he does for his four children, ages six through eleven, he admitted to secretly resenting being expected to spend Father's Day with hi...

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Funny story: Child Fell Over In Playground

Child Fell Over In Playground

The hot, balmy weather at the weekend was enough to get most people out of the house and on the move, but one family who took their kids to a playground almost had cause to regret it, when their youngest son fell over, causing an injury to his leg.

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Funny story: Man's Daughter Fired Plastic Gun Relentlessly

Man's Daughter Fired Plastic Gun Relentlessly

There's nothing more annoying than kids, especially when they're being annoying, and so it was for one man this morning, as his daughter relentlessly wore down his patience by firing a noisy child's plastic gun at him whilst he was having his breakfa...

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Funny story: Man Amazed At Things He Discovered In Loft

Man Amazed At Things He Discovered In Loft

A man who was asked by his mother to go up and get something from in her loft, was amazed at some of the things he found there. Moys Kenwood, from Hull in East Yorkshire, ascended the loftladder with a degree of trepidation at what lay in wait, in...

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Funny story: Skipping Great Exercise - and Mood-Booster, Too!

Skipping Great Exercise - and Mood-Booster, Too!

According to the latest research, skipping should no longer be considered the exclusive purview of children; it offers substantial health benefits for adults as well - and not only that, can be a terrific mood-booster. "Grownups who've been holdin...

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Funny story: Man In Boardroom Smelt It, But Had Not Dealt It

Man In Boardroom Smelt It, But Had Not Dealt It

A man in a boardroom meeting has told how he became aware of an odious smell that had nothing to do with him. Michael Brackley, 26, an executive trainee at Pratley-Whiffer Marketing Consultants explained that he was in a group policy meeting on ma...

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Funny story: Parents Secretly Think Their Well-Behaved Kid Is Super Lame

Parents Secretly Think Their Well-Behaved Kid Is Super Lame

While outwardly praising him for his positive attitude and generally excellent behavior, Matt and Jenna Smith of Bozeman, Montana, secretly think their 12-year-old son, Tyler, is super lame. "He never talks back, never makes fun of anyone, and I n...

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Funny story: Noel Edmonds To Present New Series Of Swap Shop, Complete With Chunky, Knitted Sweaters

Noel Edmonds To Present New Series Of Swap Shop, Complete With Chunky, Knitted Sweaters

Former children's TV presenter, Noel Edmonds, who is now thought by many to be bordering on insane as a result of his severe overexposure to audiences, is believed to have been approached to host a brand new series of the Saturday early morning child...

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Funny story: Popsicles Melting at Alarming Rate

Popsicles Melting at Alarming Rate

A daycare center in Oakland, California, experiencing the extreme effects of rising global temperatures, has reported that popsicles are melting at an alarming rate. “Children are our future,” said daycare attendant Maria Vazquez, “and our kids ar...

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Funny story: Man's Friend Was Dared To 'Put Bus Window In', So Did

Man's Friend Was Dared To 'Put Bus Window In', So Did

A throwaway dare to 'put the bus window in' was made by a teenage boy to two of his friends, seconds before he boarded a number 33 bus in Hull, in the 1980s. The boy, Anthony Stevenson, grinned as he made the challenge to his two friends, Gram Hew...

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Funny story: Police Arrest Gatwick Drone Operator

Police Arrest Gatwick Drone Operator

Police at Gatwick Airport have made an arrest in connection with the drone that have grounded 765 flights and caused a shutdown of the facility over the last three days. Timmy Smith, aged 9, was taken to a police station early this morning after...

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Funny story: Dora The Explorer Accused Of Poor Personal Hygiene

Dora The Explorer Accused Of Poor Personal Hygiene

Children's TV star, Dora the Explorer, is at the center of a huge row this morning, after being criticised by parents about never changing her clothes. Dora, who shot to stardom in 2000, has always worn a pink T-shirt, orange shorts, yellow ankle...

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Funny story: Southwest Airlines Gate Clerk, Herself, Had A Strange Name

Southwest Airlines Gate Clerk, Herself, Had A Strange Name

The Southwest Airlines employee who laughed at the name of a 5-year-old girl checking-in for a flight with her mother, herself has a birth name which is far from conventional, it has been reported. When Abcde (pronounced Ab-city) Redford, 5, stood...

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Funny story: Man's Headphones Are Fucked

Man's Headphones Are Fucked

A music lover in the Battambang commune of Tapon is ruing his decision to allow his two young children to use his headphones this evening, after discovering that they are now not quite as effective as they once were. The headphones, by Microlab, w...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Isn't Very Nice

Piers Morgan Isn't Very Nice

Piers Morgan, the host of TV's 'Good Morning Britain' show, has been widely-criticised for his own rather critical comments about Daniel Craig carrying his daughter in a 'papoose', but, in fairness, he has his reasons. Morgan, a complete twat, cal...

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Funny story: Parents In Call For Naughtiness To Be Criminalized

Parents In Call For Naughtiness To Be Criminalized

Parents have reacted angrily to calls for a ban on smacking children in the home, by demanding that children be banned from acting naughtily, it has been reported. The Association of Educational Psychologists (AEP) has called for physical punishme...

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Funny story: Wife's Pregnancy Test Had Man On Tenterhooks

Wife's Pregnancy Test Had Man On Tenterhooks

A man who allowed himself to get somewhat 'carried away' during coitus with his wife, had an uncomfortable wait today, whilst she performed a home pregnancy test on herself. The man, who is not normally so irresponsible, is a man who you do not kn...

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