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Dora The Explorer Accused Of Poor Personal Hygiene

Funny story: Dora The Explorer Accused Of Poor Personal Hygiene

Children's TV star, Dora the Explorer, is at the center of a huge row this morning, after being criticised by parents about never changing her clothes. Dora, who shot to stardom in 2000, has always worn a pink T-shirt, orange shorts, yellow ankle...

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Southwest Airlines Gate Clerk, Herself, Had A Strange Name

Funny story: Southwest Airlines Gate Clerk, Herself, Had A Strange Name

The Southwest Airlines employee who laughed at the name of a 5-year-old girl checking-in for a flight with her mother, herself has a birth name which is far from conventional, it has been reported. When Abcde (pronounced Ab-city) Redford, 5, stood...

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Man's Headphones Are Fucked

Funny story: Man's Headphones Are Fucked

A music lover in the Battambang commune of Tapon is ruing his decision to allow his two young children to use his headphones this evening, after discovering that they are now not quite as effective as they once were. The headphones, by Microlab, w...

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Piers Morgan Isn't Very Nice

Funny story: Piers Morgan Isn't Very Nice

Piers Morgan, the host of TV's 'Good Morning Britain' show, has been widely-criticised for his own rather critical comments about Daniel Craig carrying his daughter in a 'papoose', but, in fairness, he has his reasons. Morgan, a complete twat, cal...

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Parents In Call For Naughtiness To Be Criminalized

Funny story: Parents In Call For Naughtiness To Be Criminalized

Parents have reacted angrily to calls for a ban on smacking children in the home, by demanding that children be banned from acting naughtily, it has been reported. The Association of Educational Psychologists (AEP) has called for physical punishme...

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Wife's Pregnancy Test Had Man On Tenterhooks

Funny story: Wife's Pregnancy Test Had Man On Tenterhooks

A man who allowed himself to get somewhat 'carried away' during coitus with his wife, had an uncomfortable wait today, whilst she performed a home pregnancy test on herself. The man, who is not normally so irresponsible, is a man who you do not kn...

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New Study Suggests Your Pets Not Actually Children

Funny story: New Study Suggests Your Pets Not Actually Children

In a shocking study released by Arizona State University on Monday, researchers suggested that your pets may not actually be children. The consensus has attracted criticism from pet owners and scientists alike, who have nothing else tethering them to...

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Seven Year Old Wrongly Accused In Game Of Cops & Robbers

Controversy embroiled Franklin Baxter Elementary today when seven-year-old, Lewis Blackman, was wrongly accused in a friendly game of Cops & Robbers during lunch recess. The young boy, who was participating in an adjacent game of Rock, Paper, Sci...

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Heatwave Puts UK Children at Risk

Funny story: Heatwave Puts UK Children at Risk

The current unrelenting humid, sticky, overly-moist heatwave that is sweeping the UK, is putting the nation's children at risk, says a new survey, out today. The survey, commissioned by "Overprotective Parents UK", states that more and more child...

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Boy Hurt After Putting His Head In Alsation Dog's Mouth

Funny story: Boy Hurt After Putting His Head In Alsation Dog's Mouth

A boy who had, only days before, watched a crocodile show where a man put his head inside a crocodile's mouth, was injured at the weekend when he put his own head inside the mouth of his family's pet, an Alsation dog. Bobby, 6, had been to the cro...

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Game's Instructions Are Not Easy To Understand

Funny story: Game's Instructions Are Not Easy To Understand

A children's memory game purchased in Bangkok but - crucially - made in China, contains a set of instructions that can only reasonably be described as 'bewildering' The game, Clever Friend by Dongba Toys, was bought at Tang Hua Seng by English tea...

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President Repeals Child Labor Laws

Funny story: President Repeals Child Labor Laws

In a move that left White House reporters stunned, the president held an impromptu press conference this afternoon, where he pulled a piece of toilet paper off the bottom of his shoe, and on it, wrote up and signed an executive order repealing all ch...

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24-Hour Barbie Channel Is Starting To Get On Man's Nerves

Funny story: 24-Hour Barbie Channel Is Starting To Get On Man's Nerves

There was a distinct feeling of déjà vu for one man in the Battambang commune of Tapon last night, after his daughter and stepdaughters demanded, once again, to watch the 'Barbie channel'. Moys Kenwood, 54, had his home wired-up for cable TV last...

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Children's Storytime: Sergei And The Drone

Funny story: Children's Storytime: Sergei And The Drone

Hello, children! It's time for a story! Are you ready? If you are, let's start! Once upon a time, there was a man whose name was Sergei Skripal. He lived in a country far away, called Russia. He was a spy. Spies like to find out things. They like to find out about other people's secrets. They like to find out about secrets like what other people are doing, or what the other people are trying...

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Justin Bieber Is Wasting His Life Away, Say His Parents

Funny story: Justin Bieber Is Wasting His Life Away, Say His Parents

A couple from Pennsylvania have spoken out about their concerns over their 6-month-old son who, they say, is "wasting his life away in idleness". Stephen and Karen Bielby, aged 21 and 21 respectively, were over the moon when Karen gave birth in No...

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Boomerang Kids Winging Back Home to Disappointed Parents

A study has found that “empty nesters” are beginning to resent “boomerang” kids. Any idea what that means? Nope us neither but we’ll plough on anyway. It’s said that “baby boomers” are tired of “millennials” thinking they know all “the swag” and then...

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Move over FitBit - Introducing tbe ShitFitBit, for Toddlers.

Funny story: Move over FitBit - Introducing tbe ShitFitBit, for Toddlers.

San Jose, CA - Riding the wave of the rise in popularity of fitness trackers, one popular fitness-tracking company is set to release its latest product, ShitFitBit, which is designed to keep track of all your crazy toddler's shit-fits. "Many frant...

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Frozen shampoo injures child

Funny story: Frozen shampoo injures child

Like many young Disney fans, Tiffany Johnson begged her mother to get her the shampoo with Anna and Queen Elsa on the bottle. However, things did not go as expected. First the mother and daughter had difficulty getting the product out of the bott...

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