Justin "Gerber" Arrested for DUI, Drag Racing in Florida

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Thursday, 23 January 2014

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Only hours after leaving a police station in California, Justin Gerber flew to Miami area and was arrested there, accord to Florida police.

"I guess he's fast becoming known as Justin Gerber because he acts like a child. I guess he never grew up", stated Miami Policeman. "A new Peter Pan to replace Michael Jackson. Actually Michael was doing a lot better at Gerber's age."

Gerber or Bieber had been in town only a few hours, and was reportedly visiting a club on Lincoln Road Wednesday night.

Bieber's entourage reportedly used their cars to block all the traffic on Pine Tree Drive to create a drag strip for the young star, according to CBS7 news partner The Miami Post. He was arrested at 3:06 a.m. at Oak Tree Drive and 29th Street in a yellow Lamborghini.

"He was then taken to the police station to be offered a breathalyzer which he failed", stated Janice Woodcock for the Post.

"I don't recall seeing anyone his age act like this. Whoever gave him that nickname, "Justin Gerber hit the nail on the head."

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