Justin Bieber Shocked At Being Booed By The Billboard Music Awards Audience
LAS VEGAS - The little singer from north of the border, Justin Bieber, received a rude awakening when he was booed by the Billboard Music Awards audience. The event which was held at The MGM Grand Garden Arena was viewed by millions of television...
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Now 43, Justin Bieber Reflects on Life & Career
Rolling Stone, April 24, 2037 -- The spring air was crisp, but pleasant outside of Justin Bieber's unlikely summer home located out on the swamps of Louisiana. "I enjoy this time of year," the Stratford, Ontario, native says, "because the weather...
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Justin Bieber's Deal With Devil Revealed!
Talentless suspected transsexual teen traded immortal soul for fleeting fame. Hack teen heartthrob Justin Bieber sold his soul to the Devil in late 2008, say sources close to him. "While there is a standard 'Sell Your Soul for Fleeting Fame' C...
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Justin Makes Daily Trip To Sperm Bank
You would think that Justin Bieber is trying to save up his sperm as at least his own blood supply, according to news reporters and some fans. But he is donating sperm regularly. He has apparently been changing banks lately after being spotted (an...
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Canada Is Sending The Pride of The Canadian Navy, The CS Justin Bieber, To Ukraine
OTTAWA, Canada - (Satire News) - The Canadian government has just sent their number one warship, the CS Justin Bieber to Ukraine to help in the war effort against the damn, invading Putin military. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, stated…
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Demi Lovato Reveals What She Wants For Christmas
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Singer, Demetria Devonne Lovato, recently told Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle, that one thing for certain is that she has definitely had her share of ups and downs this year. Lovato has been in and out of rehab…
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Did Justin Bieber Text Jennifer Thompson Hoping To Arrange A Sexual Liaison?
Justin Bieber hits puberty: Career over
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Send Each Other Sexy Pics & Videos
Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus Spotted At The Encino Reservoir Engaged in Some Hanky Panky
Justin Bieber Sparks Double-Dip Recession Fears
Justin Bieber's Head Butting Glass Doors
Justin Bieber Files a Counter-Lawsuit Against His Sexual Accuser
Justin Bieber Wants To Buy The Eiffel Tower
Jordan Corrupts Justin Bieber
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Egyptians Want Justin Bieber For President
California Could Possibly Take Away Justin Bieber's Cell Phone
LOS ANGELES - It seems that lately Justin Bieber has been giving Lindsay Lohan a bit of competition when it comes to the automobile department. According to iRumors the Canadian singer has just found himself in a bit of hot water over talking on t...
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Justin Bieber: I Got Me A Brand New Babe For My Birthday
LONDON - Justin Bieber says that he has just received the best birthday present that he has ever gotten and her name is Ella-Paige Roberts Clarke. The British Tabloid Ta Ta For Now News reports that the two celebrated Bieber's 19th birthday at the...
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Selena Gomez's Boyfriend Justin Bieber Thinking About Changing His Last Name To "Beaver" In Order To Get A Lot More Internet 'Hits'
TARZANA, California - Singing sensation Justin Bieber made a special promotional appearance at The Tarzan and Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana. He was asked how his relationship with fellow singing sensation and girlfriend Selena Gomez was going. Justin did not miss a beat between signing his first name and last as he gave the reporter for iGossip a quick thumbs up. Taffeta Kixx with iGossip f...
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Justin Bieber Attacked By Seagull!
Whether Justin's Gay or not, his tattoos aren't helping his macho image. Recently, Bieber had a Seagull inked on his pelvis, complimenting his hip hop bone. The family say it's tradition, they all (the family) have the beach bird embedded on th...
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The manuscripts of John A Statusboast
Oh my gosh I am sooooo bored right now, and tired, isn't everybody tired. Click like if you have ever been tired, yeah that's how I roll. But you know I think I got to be so tired because I was so bored and then you know my mom's gone out with her new boyfriend Lorenzo and their all too not tired unlike me, who is tired! Anyway forget that because I have work in like 3 hours but that's ok because...
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Man Who Wakes From 30 Year Coma Asks to be Put Back to Sleep
David Lindersnout, of Cedar Falls, Idaho, woke up yesterday from a 30 year coma. Lindersnout had some friends and family in the area. Doctors were more baffled by the man's attitude after only a few hours of being awake. Lindersnout was visited b...
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Colorado Denies Justin Bieber's Request To Purchase A Marijuana Farm
DENVER - Word coming out of the office of Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper is that the governor has emphatically turned down Justin Bieber's request to purchase a marijuana farm. Braydon D. Citronella, who is the official spokesperson for the R...
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Justin Bieber Is Dumb Like A Fox
NEW YORK CITY - Justin Bieber flew into New York City for an appearance on The Viagra View with Larry King and Regis Philbin. The Biebs told the elder talk show hosts that he wanted to give them a scoop. Both men sat up in their chairs. Justin then told them that he was officially announcing that he was retiring from the music business. No?" asked Philbin. "Yes" Bieber replied "You'...
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Justine Bieber volunteers for genetic splicing which will make him manly!
LONDON, ONTARIO (ABSNN) - Young Justin Bieber, a heart throb to tweens is a fairly girlish-boy. He is a pale imitation of a wimp; a slow breeze would knock him off his feet. A 98-year-old rag picker would beat his ass in a fight. And Bieber himsel...
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Justin Bieber, Cheryl Cole, and Lady Gaga To Perform at The Halftime of The World Cup Soccer Game Between North Korea and The Ivory Coast
LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber was having lunch at a local Jack-in-The-Box when he received a text message from his manager. He was informing him that the president of North Korea Kim Jong Il had just offered him 10 million Wons [$698,913 U.S.] to p...
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Justin Bieber's First Appearance On Vampire Diaries In March, 2011
Justin Bieber, who has been popping up on several television shows lately as has two of the Jonas brothers, will make his appearance on "The Vampire Diaries" in March we have been told. His fans will be glad to know that this will be different tha...
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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Star In The Movie Musical "The Etch A Sketch Chronicles"
LOS ANGELES - It has just been announced to the Hollywood entertainment media that Sky Castle Pictures in association with Lions Face Films will soon begin production on the Durango Grundyweather musical The Etch A Sketch Chronicles. Mr. Grundywea...
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Justin "Gerber" Arrested for DUI, Drag Racing in Florida
Only hours after leaving a police station in California, Justin Gerber flew to Miami area and was arrested there, accord to Florida police. "I guess he's fast becoming known as Justin Gerber because he acts like a child. I guess he never grew up",...
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Britney Spears and Justin Bieber tell the truth
New York- At a news conference Britney Spears and Justin Bieber spoke to reporters to explain their interest in Astronomy. After listening to a discussion given by Steven Hawking about particle theory and life in the universe both Spears and Bie...
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Now 43, Justin Bieber Reflects on Life & Career
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Justin Bieber Attacked By Seagull!
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Selena Gomez's Boyfriend Justin Bieber Thinking About Changing His Last Name To "Beaver" In Order To Get A Lot More Internet 'Hits'
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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Star In The Movie Musical "The Etch A Sketch Chronicles"
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Man Who Wakes From 30 Year Coma Asks to be Put Back to Sleep
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California Could Possibly Take Away Justin Bieber's Cell Phone
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Justin Bieber Shocked At Being Booed By The Billboard Music Awards Audience
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Britney Spears and Justin Bieber tell the truth
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Justin Makes Daily Trip To Sperm Bank
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Colorado Denies Justin Bieber's Request To Purchase A Marijuana Farm
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Justin Bieber's Deal With Devil Revealed!
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Justin Bieber, Cheryl Cole, and Lady Gaga To Perform at The Halftime of The World Cup Soccer Game Between North Korea and The Ivory Coast
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Justin Bieber's First Appearance On Vampire Diaries In March, 2011
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Justine Bieber volunteers for genetic splicing which will make him manly!
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The manuscripts of John A Statusboast
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Justin Bieber: I Got Me A Brand New Babe For My Birthday
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Justin Bieber Is Dumb Like A Fox
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Justin "Gerber" Arrested for DUI, Drag Racing in Florida
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Demi Lovato Reveals What She Wants For Christmas
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Canada Is Sending The Pride of The Canadian Navy, The CS Justin Bieber, To Ukraine
