Ariana Grande's mother was a North Sea halibut, DNA test reveals.
The world of pop was reeling last night after a leading genetic scientist revealed that American pop princess, Ariana Grande's mother was a halibut from the North Sea in an area just off the coast of Great Yarmouth. Professor, Tobias Dell, 72, tol...
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Justin Bieber Has Been Prescribed Female Hormone Pills
BEVERLY HILLS, California - The highly troubled Canadian singer, Justin Bieber traveled to Beverly Hills to consult with a doctor who specializes in female hormones. Bieber was told by a close friend that his problem of acting like he's some tough...
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Justin Bieber Teaches Beach Bullies A Lesson
It was just released this morning by some bad photography that it was Justin Bieber on a beach recently that was the target of a couple of bullies who grabbed his swimming trunks and pulled them down just as he was getting ready to go into the water.
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Justin Bieber and Zac Efron caught on video fighting in club after argument
Heart throbs Justin Bieber and Zac Efron have been caught on camera involved in a violent fight in the early hours of Saturday morning. Details are sketchy - but it is believed that sparks started to fly after Bieber suggested that President Obama...
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Justin Bieber Not Father Of Twins!
A very relieved Justin Bieber got the news he was wanting to hear this morning, he is NOT the father of twins! A 16-year-old young lady was pregnant and she told everyone that Justin Bieber was the father of her baby. The juvenile's father had tol...
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Songwriters Masterclass: Justin Bieber
Introducing the Songwriters Masterclass, an exciting new series where I sit down with some of the most outstanding and influential songwriters of our time to discuss their craft. First up is Justin Bieber, a talented young virtuoso who captured the world's imagination with such timeless classics as 'One Time', 'Never Say Never', and, of course, 'Baby'. Flexi: Justin, welcome to the Songwrit...
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Justin Bieber Sued By Grace Slick Over "Somebody To Love"
Selena Gomez And Kim Kardashian Entertain Justin Bieber In A Field While Robert Pattinson Looks On From Behind A Hedge
Justin Bieber's Deal With Devil Revealed!
Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA #2
Egyptians Want Justin Bieber For President
Justin Bieber Wants to Have a Baby
Justin Bieber Begs Dancing With The Stars To Let Him Be A Dance Contestant This Season
Justin Bieber Turns Down An Offer To Go On A Date With Kathy Griffin
Cheryl Cole (Oops, I mean Tweedy..) & Justin Bieber In Feud
Justin Bieber Suddenly Drops Down On Stage During Practice! Cancels Show!
The Reason Why Justin Bieber Needs To Get Together With A 'Cougar'
Justin Bieber 'Upset' As Kim Kardashian Nude Photo Shoot Pics Resurface
Taylor Swift Lends Her Shoulder To Selena Gomez
BEVERLY HILLS - Selena Gomez knows that Taylor Swift is no stranger when it comes to having relationships end. And for that reason, Taylor was the first person that Gomez called after her breakup with long time boyfriend Justin Bieber. Tay-Ta...
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Justin Beiber, sheer poetry
Justin Beiber went to Barber In a shower of pain Said to Barber "I can't see So cut my fringe again." Barber did what he was told Then watched while Justin cried. "You took too much off my great locks Now I will have to hide." So Justin hid for about a month Until his locks grew long. His fans had all forgotten him And had all moved along. He couldn't handle this new 'state' And...
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Justin Bieber Attempts Suicide by Pelting the New York Jets with Eggs
Pittsburgh, PA-Justin Bieber, who recently joined the Pittsburgh Steelers in their Bible study meeting, was reportedly wanted by the NFL after pelting the Steelers' latest opponents, the New York Jets, with eggs during their post-halftime huddle.
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Justin Bieber Confesses What He Likes The Most About Kim Kardashian
SAN FRANCISCO - Justin Bieber was up in San Francisco doing interviews with three of the local radio stations. He was asked how he liked San Francisco. He said that he has always liked Frisco. He pointed out that he loves to ride the cable cars. H...
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Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift Pay A Visit To Demi Lovato At The Rehab Clinic
LOS ANGELES - Security at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic had to be doubled as one of the patients noted singer Demi Lovato was visited by three of her closest and dearest friends Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift. The three sing...
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Justin Bieber song brings woman back from dead
Apparently cats aren't the only ones with nine lives. A woman in Kansas is lucky to be alive after dying eight times, and credits Justin Bieber for bringing her back. Marlene Wilson, 44, of Great Bend, Kansas, had been cleaning a hunting rifle...
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The Justin Bieber - Madonna Feud Escalates
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Justin Bieber performed at The Box of Snowballs Auditorium in Green Bay. After the concert he was asked about the rumors of a feud between him and 51-year-old has-been singer Madonna. Justin simply shook his head and said...
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Justin Bieber Joins Monday Night Fundraiser For Gulf Victims
It was announced today that teen star Justin Bieber will join a huge list of performers that has been organized by Larry King to be aired Monday night. It will be a fundraiser for those that are victims of the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. "You...
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Singing Sensation Justin Bieber Rocks The House With His Appearance On 'Dancing With The Stars'
HOLLYWOOD - Justin Bieber was asked who his favorite Dancing With The Stars celebrity dancer was and he blushed and replied that it would have to be the gorgeously sexy Hope Solo. Justin said that being from Canada, he has always been a fan of soc...
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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Meet President Obama and Discuss The Lazy, Fan-Insulting Issue of Lip Syncing
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Justin Bieber and girlfriend Selena Gomez met with President Barack Obama in regards to the lip syncing situation that has reached epidemic proportions in the music industry. Justin informed the president that he and Selena are...
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Justin Bieber Sex Change Shocks Fans
Following the first public appearance of the pop star formerly known as Justin Bieber at a Miami Restaurant last night, the pop singers fans finally acknowledged that the Canadian born crooner's sex-change surgery was something they had been expectin...
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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Vacationing In Hawaii And Necking On The Beach Like There's No Tomorrow
HONOLULU - The Pacific Ocean waves were cascading onto the scenic beach as the Hawaiian evening breeze blew ever so gently causing the majestic palm trees to sway in the flaming crimson Polynesian sky. And laying out on an isolated portion of the beach were heartthrob sensations Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez. The two had rubbed suntan lotion on each other and were oblivious to t...
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Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA #3 (Cute Ass)
Dear Diary, How can people get stories from my diary? Something funny is going on because they knew how I feel about terrorists and our oil purchases. OK. Let's see if this gets out. I try to stay in shape but I'm a little guy with a lot of energy but still I exercise..all but my ass. It takes care of itself. I don't even see it unless I back up to a mirror and the way my diary stories ge...
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Kim Kardashian Will Take Justin Bieber Out On A Date For His 17th Birthday On March 1, 2011
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Justin Bieber's Mother Buys Him A Ranch In Wyoming For His 17th Birthday
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Selena Gomez's Boyfriend Justin Bieber Thinking About Changing His Last Name To "Beaver" In Order To Get A Lot More Internet 'Hits'
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J-Lo and Mariah Carey Line Up at Justin Bieber's Back Door for 18th Birthday
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The Boo Birds Boo Bieber and Mel B
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Miley Cyrus dates Justin Bieber after a convention
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Justin Bieber and Beliebers Join Church of Scientology
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Justin Bieber Back Out on the Street?
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Justin Bieber Disappointed After Meeting Fan
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After Zayn Malik's exit, Justin Bieber to join One-Direction
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Justin Bieber, Brenda Song, and Demi Lovato To Star In "The Teenage Hotties Vs. The Vuvuzela Vampires"
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How Justin Bieber Helped the Revolution in Egypt
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Justin Bieber, Adam Lambert to Star in New Movie Remake
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Taylor Swift Is Still Very Upset At Getting Punk'd By Justin Bieber
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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Buy 1% Interest In The World Champion Miami Heat
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The Justin Bieber - Jenny McCarthy Rumors Are Flying
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Jenny McCarthy Reveals That Justin Bieber Called Her Up and Asked Her Out On A Date
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INS: Bieber to be Deported
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Justin Bieber Rear Ends Dick Cheney
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Fanfiction prompts arrest of rising TV star
