Justin Bieber's Deal With Devil Revealed!
Talentless suspected transsexual teen traded immortal soul for fleeting fame. Hack teen heartthrob Justin Bieber sold his soul to the Devil in late 2008, say sources close to him. "While there is a standard 'Sell Your Soul for Fleeting Fame' C...
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Canada Is Sending The Pride of The Canadian Navy, The CS Justin Bieber, To The Ukraine
OTTAWA, Canada - (Satire News) - The Canadian government has just sent their number one warship, the CS Justin Bieber to the Ukraine to help in the war effort against the damn, invading Putin military. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, sta…
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Justin Bieber Says He is not Gay
Despite rumors all over the internet, Justin Bieber told reporters yesterday that he is NOT gay. "I DO have some gay friends but most of my friends are straight", Bieber told us. "The stories on the internet are false. This is not to say that I a...
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Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber To Star In The Film "The Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Strange But True Story"
HOLLYWOOD - According to Justin Bieber's publicist Poindexter Clickowitz Justin will be starring with Lady Gaga in MZM Pictures production of The Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore Strange But True Story. Clickowitz said that at first the part of Ashto...
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Hitler: I hope Bieber would have been a fan
Following news of teen-sensation Justin Bieber's comments in the Anne Frank museum guestbook, a Bavarian spirit guide has managed to find Bieber a fan from the afterlife - Adolf Hitler. The medium, Hans Gruber, says that the message from the forme...
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Jordan Announces Divorce From Alex Reid - Marrying Justin Bieber
Busty Glamour-model, Jordan, has sensationally announced she is divorcing hubby, Alex Reid. Jordan, real-name Katie Price, 31, wed the cage-fighter late last year, but has revealed to me that the relationship has hit the skids. Price claims Reid...
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Justin Bieber Robs A Bank!
Justin Bieber To Do Beatles, Paul McCartney Album (Taking Break To Record)
Justin Bieber in Ambulance Which Was Hijacked!
Justin Bieber Forming Militia, Plans to Assault Cliven Bundy Ranch
Friends of Pattie Mallette (Justin Bieber's Mom) Are Worried She May End Up In A Rehab Clinic
Justin Bieber To Record A Single With Amy Winehouse
Justin Bieber has a new pet goldfish
Justin Bieber Retires From Music To Become A Speck of Lint You See Left Hand Middle Of Your Laptop
Simon Cowell After Justin Bieber!
Justin Bieber Is Dumb Like A Fox
Selena Gomez Says Nude Photos in Indian Magazine Not Her
Justin Bieber Thinking About Retiring From The Music Business

Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Is The Reason She Cancelled Her Australian Concert Tour
BEVERLY HILLS - Selena Gomez, who is 21, has just announced that she has decided to cancel her upcoming tour of Australia. The former Disney star who appeared in the hit show The Wizards of Waverly Place talked to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywo...
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Justin Bieber's voice breaks
This is a day that many innocent people of the world have been waiting for. God has finally seen it in his heart to have mercy upon our poor souls. Justin Drew Bieber, 16, of Ontario, Canada has finally had his voice broken. His reign of terror c...
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Justin Bieber Joins Insane Clown Posse
Detroit, MI Crazy clown duo, the Insane Clown Posse, whose followers include topless women and crazed looking guys called Juggalos, admitted new member Justin Bieber to the group. Justin Bieber says that he will start spraying people with Faygo P...
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Justin Bieber Performs On American Idol - Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson Says He Was A Little Pitchy
HOLLYWOOD - The young Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber performed on the latest edition of American Idol. The popular 16-year-old who many consider to be The Prince of YouTube, sang a song that was written especially for him by Clay Aiken.
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Alec Baldwin Says He's Never Ever Talking To The Media Again - Yeah Right, And Kirstie Alley Will Never Ever Eat Another Cookie
NEW YORK CITY - Alec Baldwin has received many awards but his biggest one is the one the news media bestowed upon him, The Biggest Egomaniacal Jerk In The USA. Baldwin, who is 55 going on 15, seems to think that he is the greatest actor since Juli...
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Miley Cyrus Calls Up Justin Bieber and Says She’s Got His Back
WEST HOLLYWOOD – Miley Cyrus, who recently came out, has called up her old lover, Justin Bieber, and told him that she feels for him due to the alleged sexual assault accusations he is facing. Cyrus told him that she has had her share of girls als…
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Things You Didn't Know About Justin Bieber
Old friend tells press after Bieber pulls one of his pranks. "He's my friend no more, no way in uh the bad place. He used to not be this way. Now I'm telling the ladies his likes and dislikes. I'm after money too." Here's some Bieber himself has...
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Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo
VENICE BEACH - Cheryl Cole plans to meet with Simon Cowell about possibly filling Britney Spears judges seat on X-Factor. The British singer had lunch with lookalike friend Selena Gomez at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in Venice Beach.
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A Hip Hop Record Label Tells Justin Bieber They Don't Need Him
WATTS, California - Music Moments Magazine reported that the problem child known as Justin Bieber contacted The Yo Bro Record Label in Watts about them signing him to a contract. Label spokesperson Trundell Jackson-Jefferson informed Bieber that t...
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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Star In The Movie Musical "The Etch A Sketch Chronicles"
LOS ANGELES - It has just been announced to the Hollywood entertainment media that Sky Castle Pictures in association with Lions Face Films will soon begin production on the Durango Grundyweather musical The Etch A Sketch Chronicles. Mr. Grundywea...
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Justin Bieber Sex Change Shocks Fans
Following the first public appearance of the pop star formerly known as Justin Bieber at a Miami Restaurant last night, the pop singers fans finally acknowledged that the Canadian born crooner's sex-change surgery was something they had been expectin...
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Vegas Odds Makers Drop Lines on Bieber, J-Lo, Putin and the Detroit Lions
Famous for setting odds on anything from the number of fights in a hockey game to whether or not Janet Jackson might bear a breast on national television, Las Vegas statisticians and odds makers are refusing to set lines on Justin Bieber, J-Lo and Vl...
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Justin Bieber Secretly Dating Taylor Swift
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Justin Bieber Sports First Public Erection, Before, During and After Kim Kardashian Photo Shoot
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Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber Tell ABC They are Basically Shy People
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Justin Bieber Waxwork Put In Compromising Position, Whilst Star Wears Socks In A Bath Of Baked Beans And Goldfish, Eating Chilli While Charlie Sheen Looks On From A Deckchair
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Justin Bieber Thinking About Buying Some Land In Colorado And Becoming A Pot Farmer
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Justin Bieber Gets Some Payback From Buddies
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Selena Gomez: Anyone Who Goes With Justin Bieber is Nuts, Including Me!
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Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Is Nothing But History To Her
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Ex-police worker caught downloading Justin Bieber
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Justin Bieber To Have 17 of His Tattoos Removed
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Justin Bieber Says He Has A Crush On Kelly Clarkson - "I Like Older Women With Meat On Their Bones"
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Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift Pay A Visit To Demi Lovato At The Rehab Clinic
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Demi Lovato Reveals She Has Quite a Crush On Zac Efron
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Justin Bieber Promises Blake Griffin He'll Get Out of The Fast Lane
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Selena Gomez Threatens Justin Bieber With A Restraining Order
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Justin & Friend Get Old Grouch Back
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Justin Bieber Disappointed After Meeting Fan
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Fanfiction prompts arrest of rising TV star
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Justin Bieber’s Popularity Skyrockets Since His Appearance on Saturday Night Live
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Demi Lovato Reveals What She Wants For Christmas