Justin Bieber's Deal With Devil Revealed!
Talentless suspected transsexual teen traded immortal soul for fleeting fame. Hack teen heartthrob Justin Bieber sold his soul to the Devil in late 2008, say sources close to him. "While there is a standard 'Sell Your Soul for Fleeting Fame' C...
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Justin Bieber's Head on Chopping Block?
Justin Bieber really did it this time! Or someone is certainly after his hide. An estimated 200,000 visitors to the Ganges River in India who come there to bath and be healed had fled the area after spotting human waste bobbing down the river last...
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Celebrity Kidnap Plot Foiled
A gang in America has been arrested after plotting to kidnap Justin Bieber and castrate him, thus saving the future world from thousands of "Bieber Baby's" polluting TV with endless reality shows about living in their dad's shadow. Unfortunately the gang involved in the ambitious plot had the combined brain capacity of a bottle of mulled wine and were caught before they could even get in the s...
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Three SWAT Teams Raid Justin Bieber's Mansion
CALABASAS, California - The quiet Calabasas morning was broken with the sound of three SWAT teams converging on Justin Bieber's $6.5 million mansion nestled in the Oaks section. The officers were acting on a tip that Bieber had made some deviled e...
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The KKK Has Petitioned To Have Justin Bieber Deported Back To Canada
TUCSON, Arizona - The Ku Klux Klan has informed the news media that it is sick and tired of listening to the punk antics of one Justin Bieber. American Spotlight Magazine reports that Rayford "Whitey" Giddykoontz, who is The Grand Exalted Dragon W...
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Justin Bieber Tells Selena Gomez That The Baby Does Not Look Anything At All Like Him
VENICE BEACH - Justin Bieber was having breakfast at Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Venice Beach with his mentor Usher when he was approached by a reporter for Hollywood Innuendo. Ty Tickler with HI asked Bieber about the recent allegations...
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Justin Bieber In Denial: I Have Never Smoked Pot - Of Course I Think That I May Just Be In Denial, But Maybe Not
Justin Bieber Retires From Music To Become A Speck of Lint You See Left Hand Middle Of Your Laptop
Justin Bieber Attacked By Seagull!
Justin Bieber Asked "What Happens When Your Voice Changes?"
Justin Bieber song brings woman back from dead
Chelsea Handler Comments That She Is Tougher Than Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber Sex Change Shocks Fans
The Deport Justin Bieber Petition Hits 105,000 Signatures
Demi Lovato Wonders If Justin Bieber Is Ever Going To Grow Up
Justin Bieber 'Cleaners' Security Alert 'Not Unusual'
President Obama: America Is Fed Up With The Spoiled Brat Antics Of Justin Bieber So I Am Acting To Have Him Deported Back To Canada
Friends of Pattie Mallette (Justin Bieber's Mom) Are Worried She May End Up In A Rehab Clinic
A Photographer Claims Justin Bieber Attacked Him - Bieber Denies It, The Photographer Has Gone Into Hiding
CALABASAS, California - Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez were spotted at The Woody Woodpecker Shopping Mall in Calabasas. According to Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres, the couple had just come out of The Santa Ana Winds...
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Miley Cyrus dates Justin Bieber after a convention
Miley Cyrus is dating Justin Bieber after they met at a scientific convention in New York City. Bieber was giving a discussion on particle physic and the creation of the universe. Cyrus recalls the demonstration Bieber gave to scientist around the world. "I found new messages in the song Slot "2 Wars" which is on YouTube" Bieber continues "I was shocked when I discovered the new messages bec...
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Justin Bieber channels Michael Jackson with crotch grab. Comes up empty handed!
In a vain attempt to usurp the title of "King Of Pop" from the late, lamented MJ, Justin Bieber was seen practicing the ever popular, ever revolting crotch grab dance step popularized by the great one himself. Justin's problem was that the pueril...
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Lesbian Out - Biebain's In
Just when you thought you had read it all, along comes another Justin Bieber story. Yawning away reading about Bieber maybe good for insominac's though for fans, well they just can't get enough of the young 16 year old money making machine. New...
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Justin Bieber Seen Celebrating His So-Called Retirement With A Joint
SHERMAN OAKS, California - Justin Bieber recently appeared on Tonight With Piers Morgan and he told the delving Englishman that he had decided to hang up his microphone and retire. Morgan asked him why and Bieber said that the singing business had...
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Selena Gomez Says Ex-Boyfriend Justin Bieber Is Becoming The White Chris Brown
CUCAMONGA, California - Selena Gomez was overjoyed at the fabulous reception that she received during her concert in Cucamonga's Santa Ana Winds Arena. After the show, which featured the British hip hop band Blokes 2 Chaps as her opening act, she...
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Now that he wants to become an American, The Beeb wishes he hadn't been such an asshole
USA All the Way—Now that he's wed Hailey “Bald” Wynn, the blonde bombshell who shaves “down there,” teen heartthrob Justin “Canuck” Bieber wants to become an American. But he also wants to retain his Canuck citizenship. “As he says to me,” his blu...
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Justin Bieber: Stop Calling Me Kim's Toy Boy!
After the sexy photo shoot with 29-year-old Kim Kardashian in a see-through outfit, everyone has been after Justin Bieber about his budding romance with Kim. "Ever since that shoot, which was for publicity only, I've heard even some of my fans cal...
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Justin Bieber and Betty White Star in Remake of Cult Classic 'Harold and Maude'
A slew of great movies is being introduced this upcoming holiday season, but none are as anticipated as the remake of the great 1971 cult classic, Harold and Maude. The original movie starred Ruth Gordon and Bud Cort and is still quite popular today...
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A List of 10 Celebrity New Year's Resolutions
Every year thousands of Tinsel Town celebrities make thousands of New Year's resolutions. And according to The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency of Chicago only about 3 percent actually keep those resolutions. The ADGA stated that of the 97 percent that do not keep their New Year's resolutions about 69 percent are broken within the first week. Most of these include dieting, drinking, gam...
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Kristen Stewart Admits She Is Also Attracted To Justin Bieber
Move over Miley Cyrus, Kristen Stewart in a new interview in this week's "The Daily Doozer", candidly admits that she has also been interested in young singing sensation, Justin Bieber. "I don't think Miley and I are the only ones", she told the T...
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Justin Bieber, Without Syphilis, To Appear On Vampire Diaries
Just in case you haven't been able to find out anything about Justin Bieber because of all the false syphilis rumors all over the internet, the is good news for his fans. But first the rumor, because that was what it turned out to be. "It see...
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Justin Bieber Arrested For Lewd Behavior With Teddy Bear
Justin Bieber has been arrested in Miami for performing a lewd act on a teddy bear. Bieber, 19, was arrested in Dallas TX early today, according reports. The police stopped him when his head was observed bobbing up and down in his Little Tykes Sme...
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Justin Bieber Sends Twenty Bouquets, Weird Socks to Selena Gomez
Justin Bieber may say that he and Selena Gomez are not an item but that didn't keep the singer from sending her twenty bouquets of flowers and some weird socks for Valentine's Day according to friends of Gomez. "Wow. Justin Bieber really knows how...
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Shakira's World Cup Song "Waka Waka" Has Just Surpassed Justin Biebers #1 Hit "Scratch My Little Nads"
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Justin Bieber and Zac Efron caught on video fighting in club after argument
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Taylor Lautner: Justin Bieber is a Spoiled Brat!
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Justin Bieber Claims Two-Bit Punk Look Only Temporary
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Goldfish gets head stuck in hole in Justin Bieber's sock - court case imminent
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Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Invited To The White House For A St. Patrick's Day Barbecue
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Dolly Parton: Are you sure Justin Bieber is not from Alabama?
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Selena Gomez Talks About Justin Bieber and Her Stay At A Rehab Clinic
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INS: Bieber to be Deported
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Canada Seeks To Trade Away The Biebs
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Selena Gomez And Kim Kardashian Entertain Justin Bieber In A Field While Robert Pattinson Looks On From Behind A Hedge
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Taylor Swift Is Still Very Upset At Getting Punk'd By Justin Bieber
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Justin Bieber Facing Possible Arrest
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LA DA says 'Bieber too big a pussy to have hurt a guy in a fight last May'
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Justin Bieber Confesses He Has A Crush On Demi Lovato
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Cheech & Chong - The Original Pot Heads Are Back
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Justin Bieber Wants To Join Next Season's Dancing With The Stars
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Justin Bieber Going Bald?
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Mexico Tells President Obama They Will Be Glad To Take Justin Bieber Off His Hands
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Justin Bieber Rear Ends Dick Cheney
