Funny story: Justin Bieber's Deal With Devil Revealed!

Justin Bieber's Deal With Devil Revealed!

Talentless suspected transsexual teen traded immortal soul for fleeting fame. Hack teen heartthrob Justin Bieber sold his soul to the Devil in late 2008, say sources close to him. "While there is a standard 'Sell Your Soul for Fleeting Fame' C...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Head on Chopping Block?

Justin Bieber's Head on Chopping Block?

Justin Bieber really did it this time! Or someone is certainly after his hide. An estimated 200,000 visitors to the Ganges River in India who come there to bath and be healed had fled the area after spotting human waste bobbing down the river last...

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Funny story: Celebrity Kidnap Plot Foiled

Celebrity Kidnap Plot Foiled

A gang in America has been arrested after plotting to kidnap Justin Bieber and castrate him, thus saving the future world from thousands of "Bieber Baby's" polluting TV with endless reality shows about living in their dad's shadow. Unfortunately the gang involved in the ambitious plot had the combined brain capacity of a bottle of mulled wine and were caught before they could even get in the s...

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Funny story: Three SWAT Teams Raid Justin Bieber's Mansion

Three SWAT Teams Raid Justin Bieber's Mansion

CALABASAS, California - The quiet Calabasas morning was broken with the sound of three SWAT teams converging on Justin Bieber's $6.5 million mansion nestled in the Oaks section. The officers were acting on a tip that Bieber had made some deviled e...

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Funny story: The KKK Has Petitioned To Have Justin Bieber Deported Back To Canada

The KKK Has Petitioned To Have Justin Bieber Deported Back To Canada

TUCSON, Arizona - The Ku Klux Klan has informed the news media that it is sick and tired of listening to the punk antics of one Justin Bieber. American Spotlight Magazine reports that Rayford "Whitey" Giddykoontz, who is The Grand Exalted Dragon W...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Tells Selena Gomez That The Baby Does Not Look Anything At All Like Him

Justin Bieber Tells Selena Gomez That The Baby Does Not Look Anything At All Like Him

VENICE BEACH - Justin Bieber was having breakfast at Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Venice Beach with his mentor Usher when he was approached by a reporter for Hollywood Innuendo. Ty Tickler with HI asked Bieber about the recent allegations...

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Funny story: A Photographer Claims Justin Bieber Attacked Him - Bieber Denies It, The Photographer Has Gone Into Hiding

A Photographer Claims Justin Bieber Attacked Him - Bieber Denies It, The Photographer Has Gone Into Hiding

CALABASAS, California - Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez were spotted at The Woody Woodpecker Shopping Mall in Calabasas. According to Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres, the couple had just come out of The Santa Ana Winds...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus dates Justin Bieber after a convention

Miley Cyrus dates Justin Bieber after a convention

Miley Cyrus is dating Justin Bieber after they met at a scientific convention in New York City. Bieber was giving a discussion on particle physic and the creation of the universe. Cyrus recalls the demonstration Bieber gave to scientist around the world. "I found new messages in the song Slot "2 Wars" which is on YouTube" Bieber continues "I was shocked when I discovered the new messages bec...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber channels Michael Jackson with crotch grab. Comes up empty handed!

Justin Bieber channels Michael Jackson with crotch grab. Comes up empty handed!

In a vain attempt to usurp the title of "King Of Pop" from the late, lamented MJ, Justin Bieber was seen practicing the ever popular, ever revolting crotch grab dance step popularized by the great one himself. Justin's problem was that the pueril...

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Funny story: Lesbian Out - Biebain's In

Lesbian Out - Biebain's In

Just when you thought you had read it all, along comes another Justin Bieber story. Yawning away reading about Bieber maybe good for insominac's though for fans, well they just can't get enough of the young 16 year old money making machine. New...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Seen Celebrating His So-Called Retirement With A Joint

Justin Bieber Seen Celebrating His So-Called Retirement With A Joint

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Justin Bieber recently appeared on Tonight With Piers Morgan and he told the delving Englishman that he had decided to hang up his microphone and retire. Morgan asked him why and Bieber said that the singing business had...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Says Ex-Boyfriend Justin Bieber Is Becoming The White Chris Brown

Selena Gomez Says Ex-Boyfriend Justin Bieber Is Becoming The White Chris Brown

CUCAMONGA, California - Selena Gomez was overjoyed at the fabulous reception that she received during her concert in Cucamonga's Santa Ana Winds Arena. After the show, which featured the British hip hop band Blokes 2 Chaps as her opening act, she...

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Funny story: Now that he wants to become an American, The Beeb wishes he hadn't been such an asshole

Now that he wants to become an American, The Beeb wishes he hadn't been such an asshole

USA All the Way—Now that he's wed Hailey “Bald” Wynn, the blonde bombshell who shaves “down there,” teen heartthrob Justin “Canuck” Bieber wants to become an American. But he also wants to retain his Canuck citizenship. “As he says to me,” his blu...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber: Stop Calling Me Kim's Toy Boy!

Justin Bieber: Stop Calling Me Kim's Toy Boy!

After the sexy photo shoot with 29-year-old Kim Kardashian in a see-through outfit, everyone has been after Justin Bieber about his budding romance with Kim. "Ever since that shoot, which was for publicity only, I've heard even some of my fans cal...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Betty White Star in Remake of Cult Classic 'Harold and Maude'

Justin Bieber and Betty White Star in Remake of Cult Classic 'Harold and Maude'

A slew of great movies is being introduced this upcoming holiday season, but none are as anticipated as the remake of the great 1971 cult classic, Harold and Maude. The original movie starred Ruth Gordon and Bud Cort and is still quite popular today...

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Funny story: A List of 10 Celebrity New Year's Resolutions

A List of 10 Celebrity New Year's Resolutions

Every year thousands of Tinsel Town celebrities make thousands of New Year's resolutions. And according to The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency of Chicago only about 3 percent actually keep those resolutions. The ADGA stated that of the 97 percent that do not keep their New Year's resolutions about 69 percent are broken within the first week. Most of these include dieting, drinking, gam...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Admits She Is Also Attracted To Justin Bieber

Kristen Stewart Admits She Is Also Attracted To Justin Bieber

Move over Miley Cyrus, Kristen Stewart in a new interview in this week's "The Daily Doozer", candidly admits that she has also been interested in young singing sensation, Justin Bieber. "I don't think Miley and I are the only ones", she told the T...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber, Without Syphilis, To Appear On Vampire Diaries

Justin Bieber, Without Syphilis, To Appear On Vampire Diaries

Just in case you haven't been able to find out anything about Justin Bieber because of all the false syphilis rumors all over the internet, the is good news for his fans. But first the rumor, because that was what it turned out to be. "It see...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Arrested For Lewd Behavior With Teddy Bear

Justin Bieber Arrested For Lewd Behavior With Teddy Bear

Justin Bieber has been arrested in Miami for performing a lewd act on a teddy bear. Bieber, 19, was arrested in Dallas TX early today, according reports. The police stopped him when his head was observed bobbing up and down in his Little Tykes Sme...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Sends Twenty Bouquets, Weird Socks to Selena Gomez

Justin Bieber Sends Twenty Bouquets, Weird Socks to Selena Gomez

Justin Bieber may say that he and Selena Gomez are not an item but that didn't keep the singer from sending her twenty bouquets of flowers and some weird socks for Valentine's Day according to friends of Gomez. "Wow. Justin Bieber really knows how...

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