Funny story - Justin Bieber Says He Would Love to Own The Belmont Stakes Winner, Tiz The Law

Justin Bieber Says He Would Love to Own The Belmont Stakes Winner, Tiz The Law

LOS ANGELES – Justin Bieber is still facing sexual assault woes, and says that he has decided to stop signing autographs, taking selfies with fans, and touching adult girls on their tibias. Bieber notes that Jeffrey Epstein and a prince, a famous…

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Funny story - Justin Bieber's Hair Defies Gravity, And His Tattoos Are Rubbish

Justin Bieber's Hair Defies Gravity, And His Tattoos Are Rubbish

It's been claimed by one music enthusiast that the hair of Canadian crooner, Justin Bieber, is not subject to gravity, and that the tattoos he has all the way up his arms, are absolutely shit. Bieber has an exceedingly strange hairstyle, which one…

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Funny story - Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA #3 (Cute Ass)

Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA #3 (Cute Ass)

Dear Diary, How can people get stories from my diary? Something funny is going on because they knew how I feel about terrorists and our oil purchases. OK. Let's see if this gets out. I try to stay in shape but I'm a little guy with a lot of energy but still I exercise..all but my ass. It takes care of itself. I don't even see it unless I back up to a mirror and the way my diary stories ge...

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Funny story - Justin Bieber Rumored To Be On Suicide Watch

Justin Bieber Rumored To Be On Suicide Watch

HOLLYWOOD – A friend of a friend of Justin Bieber is alleging that the pop singer has become somewhat depressed, and could be placed on suicide watch. Ever since Bieber was charged with sexual assault, when he performed at the big SXSW Music Festi…

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Funny story - Justin Bieber Addresses Those Alleged SXSW Sexual Assault Allegations

Justin Bieber Addresses Those Alleged SXSW Sexual Assault Allegations

LOS ANGELES – Justin Bieber says that he does not want to have to address the fake alleged allegations of assault, but he has to, because it is his voting right and his right to bear arms. Needless to say, the Beeb still partakes of the brewskis.

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Funny story - Miley Cyrus Calls Up Justin Bieber and Says She’s Got His Back

Miley Cyrus Calls Up Justin Bieber and Says She’s Got His Back

WEST HOLLYWOOD – Miley Cyrus, who recently came out, has called up her old lover, Justin Bieber, and told him that she feels for him due to the alleged sexual assault accusations he is facing. Cyrus told him that she has had her share of girls als…

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Funny story - Justin Bieber's Deal With Devil Revealed!

Justin Bieber's Deal With Devil Revealed!

Talentless suspected transsexual teen traded immortal soul for fleeting fame. Hack teen heartthrob Justin Bieber sold his soul to the Devil in late 2008, say sources close to him. "While there is a standard 'Sell Your Soul for Fleeting Fame' C...

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Funny story - Justin Bieber Sex Change Shocks Fans

Justin Bieber Sex Change Shocks Fans

Following the first public appearance of the pop star formerly known as Justin Bieber at a Miami Restaurant last night, the pop singers fans finally acknowledged that the Canadian born crooner's sex-change surgery was something they had been expectin...

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Funny story - Justin Bieber Asks Demi Lovato Out On A Date

Justin Bieber Asks Demi Lovato Out On A Date

HOLLYWOOD - Justin Bieber is very worried that he is going to get deported back to his beloved Canada now that he has been arrested in the Plywood State (Florida). The pop singer recently confided to Ellen DeGeneres that he does not want to go bac...

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Funny story - Did Justin Bieber Text Jennifer Thompson Hoping To Arrange A Sexual Liaison?

Did Justin Bieber Text Jennifer Thompson Hoping To Arrange A Sexual Liaison?

Nobody knows for sure yet that Canadian teen heart-throb Justin Bieber sent Wayne Rooney hooker sex case girl Jennifer Thompson a text message enquiring about hourly rates and discount packages. But SEN's Buffty Ginslinger reckons it's possible.

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Funny story - Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Vacationing In Hawaii And Necking On The Beach Like There's No Tomorrow

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Vacationing In Hawaii And Necking On The Beach Like There's No Tomorrow

HONOLULU - The Pacific Ocean waves were cascading onto the scenic beach as the Hawaiian evening breeze blew ever so gently causing the majestic palm trees to sway in the flaming crimson Polynesian sky. And laying out on an isolated portion of the beach were heartthrob sensations Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez. The two had rubbed suntan lotion on each other and were oblivious to t...

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Funny story - Justin Bieber Naked Pictures

Justin Bieber Naked Pictures

Canadian singer Justin Bieber - whose surname almost rhymes with Beaver, an aquatic mammal that builds dams and a euphemism for a woman's private parts - has some naked pictures that have been causing quite a stir. What happened was that Justin go...

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Funny story - Justin Bieber Wants To Buy The Eiffel Tower

Justin Bieber Wants To Buy The Eiffel Tower

MOBILE, Alabama - Justin Bieber performed before his 197th straight sell-out crowd in the Southern Gulf of Mexico port city of Mobile. The standing room only crowd at The Land of Cotton Convention Center broke the official concert decibel record...

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Funny story - Justin Bieber Files a Counter-Lawsuit Against His Sexual Accuser

Justin Bieber Files a Counter-Lawsuit Against His Sexual Accuser

AUSTIN – Justin Bieber says that he is getting fed up with every time he smiles at a girl, she runs home, gets on the computer, and says that she was sexually assaulted by him. Bieber said that most of these types of women are 6s or lower. He poin…

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Funny story - Simon Cowell After Justin Bieber!

Simon Cowell After Justin Bieber!

Simon Cowell says that he just knows that Justin Bieber pulled one of his jokes on him even though he can't prove it. "I'll fix that young twerp. He was here recently and it had to be him." Bieber denies that Cowell knows what he's talking abou...

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Funny story - The Week in Briefs

The Week in Briefs

Entertainment World this Week by famed columnist Helon Kokaine at the "Hollywood Rehab Times" Demi Lovato: Disney breathed a sigh of relief this weekend when sources close to Demi Lovato said her racy photos are not lesbian but pictures of her transsexual friends. Hollywood got all excited this week by the news that John Travolta will finally star in the long-awaited sequel to Grease. The fi...

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Funny story - Justin Bieber song brings woman back from dead

Justin Bieber song brings woman back from dead

Apparently cats aren't the only ones with nine lives. A woman in Kansas is lucky to be alive after dying eight times, and credits Justin Bieber for bringing her back. Marlene Wilson, 44, of Great Bend, Kansas, had been cleaning a hunting rifle...

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Funny story - Beavis Impersonator Tries to Score with Bristol Palin at Tea Party Rally

Beavis Impersonator Tries to Score with Bristol Palin at Tea Party Rally

Cadwalk, GA - A Beavis Impersonator is charged with making untoward remarks to Bristol Palin at a hometown Tea Party rally in Augusta, Georgia. Jason Beeber, who looks remarkably like the cartoon character Beavis, of Beavis and Butt-Head fame, says h...

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Funny story - That Whore Selena Gomez Is Cheating On Me With Justin Bieber.

That Whore Selena Gomez Is Cheating On Me With Justin Bieber.

TMZ just posted pictures of Justin Bieber and my slutty pig whore of a girlfriend Selena Gomez leaving OUR f--king International House of Pancakes yesterday arm-in-arm. Yes, OUR f--king IHOP. 13th and Walnut Street in Philly. Right across from the Scorpio adult bookstore. OUR Scorpio adult bookstore. I knew that they were both in Philly, because they were both to perform at the Q102 Jingle B...

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Funny story - Justin Bieber & Taylor Lautner Piss Off the UK, & Video Proof Anna Chapman's Pubes are Red!

Justin Bieber & Taylor Lautner Piss Off the UK, & Video Proof Anna Chapman's Pubes are Red!

United Kingdom -- Well it's been a busy week to say the least. Not since Miley Cyrus systematically defiled the delicate sensibilities of much of the country has the UK found itself collectively seething over yet another North American stage act.

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