Justin Bieber Files a Counter-Lawsuit Against His Sexual Accuser
AUSTIN – Justin Bieber says that he is getting fed up with every time he smiles at a girl, she runs home, gets on the computer, and says that she was sexually assaulted by him. Bieber said that most of these types of women are 6s or lower. He poin...
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Justin Bieber Addresses Those Alleged SXSW Sexual Assault Allegations
LOS ANGELES – Justin Bieber says that he does not want to have to address the fake alleged allegations of assault, but he has to, because it is his voting right and his right to bear arms. Needless to say, the Beeb still partakes of the brewskis.
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Justin Bieber Shocked At Being Booed By The Billboard Music Awards Audience
LAS VEGAS - The little singer from north of the border, Justin Bieber, received a rude awakening when he was booed by the Billboard Music Awards audience. The event which was held at The MGM Grand Garden Arena was viewed by millions of television...
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Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA #3 (Cute Ass)
Dear Diary, How can people get stories from my diary? Something funny is going on because they knew how I feel about terrorists and our oil purchases. OK. Let's see if this gets out. I try to stay in shape but I'm a little guy with a lot of energy but still I exercise..all but my ass. It takes care of itself. I don't even see it unless I back up to a mirror and the way my diary stories ge...
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Justin Bieber's Deal With Devil Revealed!
Talentless suspected transsexual teen traded immortal soul for fleeting fame. Hack teen heartthrob Justin Bieber sold his soul to the Devil in late 2008, say sources close to him. "While there is a standard 'Sell Your Soul for Fleeting Fame' C...
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Oprah Winfrey Says Justin Bieber Needs A Damn Good Spanking
CHICAGO - America's Talk Show Queen, Oprah Winfrey has said that the little pop singer Justin Bieber needs to realize that he is getting real close to self-imploding. Winfrey talking with Durango Tucker of National Focus Magazine said that the lit...
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Justin Bieber Buys Kim Jong-Un's Comic Book Collection From Craigslist
Local boy crashes wedding of Chloe Moretz
Justin Bieber, Vanessa Hudgens, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Sir Paul McCartney To Star In "Damn Volcanic Ashes - The Eyjafjallajokull Story"
Goldfish gets head stuck in hole in Justin Bieber's sock - court case imminent
Justin Bieber's Head on Chopping Block?
Colorado Denies Justin Bieber's Request To Purchase A Marijuana Farm
Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are Overheard Talking About Possibly Eloping
Justin Bieber Attempts Suicide by Pelting the New York Jets with Eggs
Selena Gomez Threatens Justin Bieber With A Restraining Order
Scientist Claim 'Bieber Fever' As Strange STD
Justin Bieber Disappointed After Meeting Fan
Russell Crowe Denies He's Dead - Justin Bieber Believe's He Is Still Living
The world woke up to more refreshing news this morning, Russell "bad tempered" Crowe had crocked it. Sadly though another hoax. Just as the rumour Justin Bieber had passed away to twink heaven. Crowe woke up to find himself being taunted as...
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Miley Cyrus Paid Perez Hilton to Post Indecent Photo
Lost Angeles, CA - The smoke has finally cleared surrounding the "no panties" picture of Miley Cyrus that had the internet buzzing for a solid week. Perez Hilton was attacked from all sides, even by Miley Cyrus, who called him an idiot on the Ryan Se...
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Biebermania
A Liverpool road was forced to close last night after fans made a deluge outside the hotel where Canadian singer, Justin Bieber, was staying ahead of his concert at the weekend. Bieber, who is just 17 said, "Do you want to know a secret? Everybod...
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Justin Bieber Hits Puberty
NEW YORK - At the final stop on his tour of the North American continent, Bieber punched annoying guy, Rod Puberty. On-stage dancer at the gig in Central Park said this: "This annoying guy who didn't even like Beiber, he kept following us everywhe...
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Justin Bieber Naked Pictures
Canadian singer Justin Bieber - whose surname almost rhymes with Beaver, an aquatic mammal that builds dams and a euphemism for a woman's private parts - has some naked pictures that have been causing quite a stir. What happened was that Justin go...
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President Gets Rough on Justin Bieber
President Obama says that this time Justin Bieber has taken his bag of tricks a little too far. A steaming President says that he will deport the young man as soon as his own wife and family return home. Bieber is accused of blowing up the Hoov...
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After Zayn Malik's exit, Justin Bieber to join One-Direction
Millions of pre-teen girls were left heartbroken and teary-eyed after teen pop star Zayn Malik's hugely publicised departure from boy band One-Direction (not to mention the millions of parents who were left relieved and grateful). But the band, it se...
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Justin Bieber Asks Police not to Arrest Fan's Mother!
A teenager's mother was arrested after running her hand down the front of Justin Bieber's pants! The mother of a young lady who is the president of a local Justin Bieber Fan Club in Ohio, has embarrassed her daughter after a Bieber concert they tr...
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Hitler: I hope Bieber would have been a fan
Following news of teen-sensation Justin Bieber's comments in the Anne Frank museum guestbook, a Bavarian spirit guide has managed to find Bieber a fan from the afterlife - Adolf Hitler. The medium, Hans Gruber, says that the message from the forme...
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Justin Bieber Sells His Wyoming Ranch
LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber is concerned that he may be having to shell out some big bucks due to a couple of lawsuits that have been filed against him. One lawsuit contends that Bieber spat on his neighbor because he complained that Bieber's thre...
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Selena Gomez Sits in Justin Bieber's Lap
Although there has been no lap dancing that has been photographed, at least a dozen shots of Selena Gomez sitting in singer Justin Bieber's lap have just been released in a major tabloid. Earlier pics had showed Justin sitting in Selena's lap as f...
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Justin Bieber Rear Ends Dick Cheney
Washington, DC Canadian citizen Justin Bieber risked starting an international incident when he was driving his Ferrari and failed to stop in time to avoid hitting the rear of the Rolls Royce in front of him. The Rolls Royce was carrying ex-Vice-Pres...
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Kim Jong-un threatens South Korea with Donald Trump clones
In the most threatening rhetoric from Pyongyang yet the North Korean leader made it clear that if the South doesn't stop broadcasting Justin Bieber music through loudspeakers across the Korean DMZ that "A death worse than nucrear war wirr forrow".
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Justin Bieber Tells Selena Gomez That The Baby Does Not Look Anything At All Like Him
VENICE BEACH - Justin Bieber was having breakfast at Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Venice Beach with his mentor Usher when he was approached by a reporter for Hollywood Innuendo. Ty Tickler with HI asked Bieber about the recent allegations...
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Adam Lambert, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber - The new head, face and vagina of well known razor blade brand
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Justin Bieber, Cheryl Cole, and Lady Gaga To Perform at The Halftime of The World Cup Soccer Game Between North Korea and The Ivory Coast
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Website to publish pix showing Kate Middleton 'is Justin Bieber's birth mother'
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The Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Relationship Is History
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Demi Lovato Wonders If Justin Bieber Is Ever Going To Grow Up
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Deputies Search Of Justin Bieber's Home Fails To Find Any Talent Or Charisma
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Justin Bieber's Best Friend: Bieber Causes No Harm, Just Loves Humor
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Justin Bieber Says Since Atlanta Doesn't Want Him He May Try To See About Moving To Savannah
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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Send Each Other Sexy Pics & Videos
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Justin Bieber Sex Change Shocks Fans
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Justin Bieber's voice breaks
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Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber Want Roles In Twilight: Bree Tanner
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Selena Gomez Gives Justin Bieber A "Passionate Birthday Kiss" He Will Never Forget
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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Vacationing In Hawaii And Necking On The Beach Like There's No Tomorrow
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Selena Gomez Says She Hates All of The Hate Mail She Has Been Receiving Because She Is Justin Bieber's Girlfriend
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Justin Bieber Apologizes To President Obama For Smoking Pot
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Kim Taeyeon: "I hate Justin Bieber"
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Mexico Tells President Obama They Will Be Glad To Take Justin Bieber Off His Hands
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Selena Gomez Talks About Justin Bieber and Her Stay At A Rehab Clinic
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Kim Jong-Un Disappears As Spoof Writers Favour DLT And Justin Bieber Stories
