Justin Bieber Says He Would Love to Own The Belmont Stakes Winner, Tiz The Law
LOS ANGELES – Justin Bieber is still facing sexual assault woes, and says that he has decided to stop signing autographs, taking selfies with fans, and touching adult girls on their tibias. Bieber notes that Jeffrey Epstein and a prince, a famous…
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Justin Bieber's Hair Defies Gravity, And His Tattoos Are Rubbish
It's been claimed by one music enthusiast that the hair of Canadian crooner, Justin Bieber, is not subject to gravity, and that the tattoos he has all the way up his arms, are absolutely shit. Bieber has an exceedingly strange hairstyle, which one…
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Justin Bieber Diary Hacked By NSA #3 (Cute Ass)
Dear Diary, How can people get stories from my diary? Something funny is going on because they knew how I feel about terrorists and our oil purchases. OK. Let's see if this gets out. I try to stay in shape but I'm a little guy with a lot of energy but still I exercise..all but my ass. It takes care of itself. I don't even see it unless I back up to a mirror and the way my diary stories ge...
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Justin Bieber Rumored To Be On Suicide Watch
HOLLYWOOD – A friend of a friend of Justin Bieber is alleging that the pop singer has become somewhat depressed, and could be placed on suicide watch. Ever since Bieber was charged with sexual assault, when he performed at the big SXSW Music Festi…
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Justin Bieber Addresses Those Alleged SXSW Sexual Assault Allegations
LOS ANGELES – Justin Bieber says that he does not want to have to address the fake alleged allegations of assault, but he has to, because it is his voting right and his right to bear arms. Needless to say, the Beeb still partakes of the brewskis.
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Miley Cyrus Calls Up Justin Bieber and Says She’s Got His Back
WEST HOLLYWOOD – Miley Cyrus, who recently came out, has called up her old lover, Justin Bieber, and told him that she feels for him due to the alleged sexual assault accusations he is facing. Cyrus told him that she has had her share of girls als…
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Oprah Winfrey Says Justin Bieber Needs A Damn Good Spanking
Younger Subo Fanatics Have Two New Hobbies - Stalking Justin Bieber and Producing New Reality Show for TV
Beiber chosen for Spacecraft Mission
Justin Bieber spat with orlando bloom intensifies - offers acting lessons
Justin Bieber To Marry Robert Pattinson In Civil Ceremony?
Dappy the Dinosaur to be moved from Natural History Museum
Justin Bieber Tells Selena Gomez That The Baby Does Not Look Anything At All Like Him
Justin Bieber Finds A Catcher's Mitt In His Hamburger
Justin Bieber Victimizes Australian Bully-Boy Casey Heynes
The Justin Bieber - Madonna Feud Escalates
Justin Bieber and Zac Efron caught on video fighting in club after argument
President Putin Bans Justin Bieber From The Sochi Olympics
Justin Bieber's Deal With Devil Revealed!
Talentless suspected transsexual teen traded immortal soul for fleeting fame. Hack teen heartthrob Justin Bieber sold his soul to the Devil in late 2008, say sources close to him. "While there is a standard 'Sell Your Soul for Fleeting Fame' C...
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Justin Bieber Sex Change Shocks Fans
Following the first public appearance of the pop star formerly known as Justin Bieber at a Miami Restaurant last night, the pop singers fans finally acknowledged that the Canadian born crooner's sex-change surgery was something they had been expectin...
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Justin Bieber Asks Demi Lovato Out On A Date
HOLLYWOOD - Justin Bieber is very worried that he is going to get deported back to his beloved Canada now that he has been arrested in the Plywood State (Florida). The pop singer recently confided to Ellen DeGeneres that he does not want to go bac...
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Did Justin Bieber Text Jennifer Thompson Hoping To Arrange A Sexual Liaison?
Nobody knows for sure yet that Canadian teen heart-throb Justin Bieber sent Wayne Rooney hooker sex case girl Jennifer Thompson a text message enquiring about hourly rates and discount packages. But SEN's Buffty Ginslinger reckons it's possible.
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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Vacationing In Hawaii And Necking On The Beach Like There's No Tomorrow
HONOLULU - The Pacific Ocean waves were cascading onto the scenic beach as the Hawaiian evening breeze blew ever so gently causing the majestic palm trees to sway in the flaming crimson Polynesian sky. And laying out on an isolated portion of the beach were heartthrob sensations Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez. The two had rubbed suntan lotion on each other and were oblivious to t...
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Justin Bieber Wants To Buy The Eiffel Tower
MOBILE, Alabama - Justin Bieber performed before his 197th straight sell-out crowd in the Southern Gulf of Mexico port city of Mobile. The standing room only crowd at The Land of Cotton Convention Center broke the official concert decibel record...
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Justin Bieber Files a Counter-Lawsuit Against His Sexual Accuser
AUSTIN – Justin Bieber says that he is getting fed up with every time he smiles at a girl, she runs home, gets on the computer, and says that she was sexually assaulted by him. Bieber said that most of these types of women are 6s or lower. He poin…
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The Week in Briefs
Entertainment World this Week by famed columnist Helon Kokaine at the "Hollywood Rehab Times" Demi Lovato: Disney breathed a sigh of relief this weekend when sources close to Demi Lovato said her racy photos are not lesbian but pictures of her transsexual friends. Hollywood got all excited this week by the news that John Travolta will finally star in the long-awaited sequel to Grease. The fi...
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Justin Bieber song brings woman back from dead
Apparently cats aren't the only ones with nine lives. A woman in Kansas is lucky to be alive after dying eight times, and credits Justin Bieber for bringing her back. Marlene Wilson, 44, of Great Bend, Kansas, had been cleaning a hunting rifle...
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Beavis Impersonator Tries to Score with Bristol Palin at Tea Party Rally
Cadwalk, GA - A Beavis Impersonator is charged with making untoward remarks to Bristol Palin at a hometown Tea Party rally in Augusta, Georgia. Jason Beeber, who looks remarkably like the cartoon character Beavis, of Beavis and Butt-Head fame, says h...
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That Whore Selena Gomez Is Cheating On Me With Justin Bieber.
TMZ just posted pictures of Justin Bieber and my slutty pig whore of a girlfriend Selena Gomez leaving OUR f--king International House of Pancakes yesterday arm-in-arm. Yes, OUR f--king IHOP. 13th and Walnut Street in Philly. Right across from the Scorpio adult bookstore. OUR Scorpio adult bookstore. I knew that they were both in Philly, because they were both to perform at the Q102 Jingle B...
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Justin Bieber & Taylor Lautner Piss Off the UK, & Video Proof Anna Chapman's Pubes are Red!
United Kingdom -- Well it's been a busy week to say the least. Not since Miley Cyrus systematically defiled the delicate sensibilities of much of the country has the UK found itself collectively seething over yet another North American stage act.
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Justin Bieber Wants Megan Fox - No Comment From Robert Pattinson
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Justin Bieber Performs On American Idol - Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson Says He Was A Little Pitchy
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Justin Bieber hits puberty: Career over
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Justin Bieber Suddenly Drops Down On Stage During Practice! Cancels Show!
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Selena Gomez Denies That She And Justin Bieber Are Secretly Married
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David Letterman Tells Justin Bieber He'll Pay To Have His Brand New Tattoo Removed
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Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo
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Justin Bieber Wants To Buy A House In Atlanta - The City Says No Way Bubba!
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Justin Bieber's Head on Chopping Block?
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Justin Bieber Is Very Depressed
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Justin Bieber Arrested In New York; To Appear In Court In February
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Justin Bieber More Popular Than Elvis?
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Justin Bieber Asked "What Happens When Your Voice Changes?"
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New Royal Wedding Mug now has Justin Bieber and Lady Gagger's photos on
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Kardashian Sisters Release New Christmas CD
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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Buy 1% Interest In The World Champion Miami Heat
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Justin and Demi to duet
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Lindsay Lohan Says Justin Bieber Is Turning Into A Real Mess
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Justin Bieber Receives A Message About His Spitting From Mafia Boss Salvatore Goombalini
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Justin Bieber pleads for teen girls to help him
