United Kingdom -- Well it's been a busy week to say the least. Not since Miley Cyrus systematically defiled the delicate sensibilities of much of the country has the UK found itself collectively seething over yet another North American stage act.
Outfitted in flesh colored bodysuits, the pair engaged in a heated sort of bathhouse-gone-wild scene as many red-faced audience members bolted hastily for the exits.
"My Lord," gasped one Britain's Got Talent fan. "Why must they insist on such boorish displays? Are they not of sound mind?"
Others sat in stunned silence, apparently not knowing whether to laugh, cry, or clap.
Yet, if this latest scandal weren't enough to keep the UK occupied next to water coolers nationwide, the following bit of news most certainly sealed that nation's fate for at least the next week or so.
Turns out, ex-husband of knockout gorgeous Russian spy, Anna Chapman, has released a video in an apparent effort to clear up speculation that she may not be a natural redhead.
Due to restrictive youtube policies, the 3 minutes and 33 seconds of footage is a bit racy, but certainly not pornographic. However, unmistakable is the very bright, very red hair.
Whether this will be enough evidence to silence the skeptics remains to be seen. But this reviewer is now convinced more than ever as the Youtube Video Footage leaves very little to the imagination....
