Written by Jo Dash

Wednesday, 13 October 2010

image for Panic over - Justin Bieber - alive and well

Justin Bieber is ALIVE AND WELL. I am relieved to have the exclusive story on Bieber after his fans were concerned about his well being after they were scouring forums, official websites and worldwide newspapers and no one - that's right no one - had posted a story on him for three minutes.

Biebers spokesperson have issued a statement they would like the spoof to publish, thanking his loyal fans for their concern, but Justin had actually just been taking a rather large dump.

To keep all his fans in the loop, it was rather loose and pale in colour, 6 sheets of toilet roll were needed and it took two flushes for the last little bit to flush away. Apologies were sent for the distress caused for such a lengthy disappearance out of the public eye.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Justin Bieber




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