Funny story: USS CLUSTER F..K : Navy Honors Obama By Naming Garbage Scow For Him

USS CLUSTER F..K : Navy Honors Obama By Naming Garbage Scow For Him

One of the honors of being a famous politician or celebrity is having your name painted on the hull of a newly commissioned United States warship. Most of the time it is done posthumously. Only a few men, like Senator McCain, who had the Guided Mis...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: Rafael Nadal is HOT!

Sarah Palin: Rafael Nadal is HOT!

Flushing Meadows- Sarah Palin, the new V.P. Running Mate choice of John McCain, surfaced at the U.S. Open this week. She is currently being questioned by New York Police for hanging out near the men's locker room and attempting to steal a pair of Raf...

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Funny story: Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Book

Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Book

PHOENIX - Meghan McCain, the 24-year-old daughter of Senator John McCain and Cindy McCain reports that she received a very lucrative six-figure book deal from The Lower Grand Canyon Publishing Company. Meghan's 493 page book is entitled, Gee Opie...

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Funny story: The New GOP Ticket: McCain & Joe The Plumber

The New GOP Ticket: McCain & Joe The Plumber

YUMA, Arizona - In a highly unprecedented and shocking political move, Sen. John McCain has dropped Sarah Palin as his running mate and replaced her with Joe Wurzelbacher (aka Joe The Plumber). This unbelievable turn of events comes just less tha...

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Funny story: Trump visits USS John McCain; spits on deck

Trump visits USS John McCain; spits on deck

Following all the controversy, Mr. Trump decided to return to Japan to visit USS John McCain DDG 56, and set the record straight. The destroyer honors not only Senator McCain, but his father and grandfather, both previously admirals in the US Nav...

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Funny story: John McCain Says That If The Presidential Election Was Held Today He Would Vote For Hillary Clinton

John McCain Says That If The Presidential Election Was Held Today He Would Vote For Hillary Clinton

NEW YORK CITY - Arizona Senator John McCain appeared on The Viagra View and he made an amazing comment to host Regis Philbin. Senator McCain said that the Republican Party is presently in a state of utter disarray and that if the 2016 election wer...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen

Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen

WASILLA, Alaska - GOPicky Magazine has reported that there is no one who loves to hear themselves talk or hog the spotlight more than Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. Tabitha Tula Wis...

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Funny story: Candies' Health Reports: McCain's Melanoma Pales in Contrast to Palin's Megalomania!

Candies' Health Reports: McCain's Melanoma Pales in Contrast to Palin's Megalomania!

John McCain may have had serious bouts with skin cancer but his running mate according to recently revealed mental health reports is a much sicker puppy. Palin has been diagnosed with Megalomania Giganticus. This rare but fatal mental illness h...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Spars With John McCain Over Global Warming

Mitt Romney Spars With John McCain Over Global Warming

Mitt Romney today challenged John McCain to a one-on-one debate over global warming.

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Funny story: 24% more Americans now believe in hurricanes, says national poll

24% more Americans now believe in hurricanes, says national poll

New York -- Almost a quarter of the American population has shifted its views on the existence of hurricanes, according to a Harris poll conducted in the aftermath of hurricane Irene. The 24% rise brings the total of "hurricane believers" to ove...

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Funny story: Madonna and McCain to change places

Madonna and McCain to change places

In a surprise move today, Republican Presidential candidate John McCain and pop star and dancer Madonna decided to change places and careers. McCain will be replacing Madonna on her Sweet and Tacky tour, and will be singing such hits as 'Holiday (...

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Funny story: McCain eyes Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin as Big Oil-gag Veep

McCain eyes Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin as Big Oil-gag Veep

Washington AC/DC - (Hustings Mess): Forget those sentimental and foolish GOP yearnings for Condoleezza Rice as John McCain's Number 2.

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Funny story: The hollow sound reverberating from Washington leads on toward "ripostes" and "new language fusillades" plus Senator McCain contest over Ukraine

The hollow sound reverberating from Washington leads on toward "ripostes" and "new language fusillades" plus Senator McCain contest over Ukraine

Empire and consistency don't always mix when Empire is particularly annoyed at being one-upped. This insight was delivered from somebody anonymous in an anonymous Washington office commenting on current developments in Ukraine. Very few murmurs...

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Funny story: Presidential Candidate Fred Thompson Beats Edwards By Having His Own Cancer

Presidential Candidate Fred Thompson Beats Edwards By Having His Own Cancer

In an announcement that will slow down the John Edwards campaign publicity, Senator and actor Fred Thompson said that he himself has cancer. The former Law and Order star said that he will not allow this to affect his running for President of the Un...

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Funny story: Marriagegate Dooms Democrats, Helps McCain

Marriagegate Dooms Democrats, Helps McCain

Both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are married to their first spouse, according to documents recently uncovered by mainstream media.

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Funny story: Obama Funds Anti Clinton and Anti McCain Ads

Obama Funds Anti Clinton and Anti McCain Ads

Mephistophel, Tennessee (IPP) - Barrack Obama received word that Hillary Clinton was looking for financial help in creating an anti-John McCain political advertisement for television.

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Funny story: McCain Vows to End LAFTA

McCain Vows to End LAFTA

Senator John McCain announced today that he would cancel LAFTA if elected president.

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Funny story: Cindy McCain To Pose Nude

Cindy McCain To Pose Nude

CASA GRANDE, Arizona - Several months ago Cindy McCain received a call from Hugh Hefner telling her that he was going to be putting out a brand new men's magazine. He told her that it would be just like his original magazine, with the exception that...

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Funny story: McCain's Campaign Bus - The Unused Slogans

McCain's Campaign Bus - The Unused Slogans

CHICKENBONE LAKE, Michigan - Senator John McCain's campaign bus has the slogan the 'Straight Talk Express' painted on the sides. One of his campaign assistants, Champy Carfino said that the name was actually suggested by a nine-year-old boy who l...

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Funny story: A List of 10 of Sarah Palin's Top Geographical Boo-Boo's

A List of 10 of Sarah Palin's Top Geographical Boo-Boo's

Sarah Palin was a relatively unknown politician until Senator John McCain picked her to be his vice-presidential choice on the 2008 GOP presidential ticket. And after "Snowflake" Palin and "Comb Over" McCain were soundly beaten in the presidential election the "Loose Moose" from Wasilla, Alaska, has tried her best to stay in the political spotlight. The "White Wilderness Woman" with a dozen...

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