Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen
WASILLA, Alaska - GOPicky Magazine has reported that there is no one who loves to hear themselves talk or hog the spotlight more than Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. Tabitha Tula Wis...
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McCain Picks VP; No-one Cares
Washington, DC - Republican candidate John Sidney McCain III announced his Vice-Presidential running mate today, at a press conference attended by no-one at all.
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McCain to Run Campaign From Tiger Cage
Senator John McCain will make all speeches, participate in all debates and run his entire campaign from a bamboo tiger cage similar to the one in was imprisoned in during the Vietnam War. McCain aides stated that the angry, confused Senator who still...
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Miley Cyrus Endorses John McCain
15-year-old Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus announced today that she endorses Arizona Senator John McCain to be the next president of the United States.
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Britney Spears To Donate Eggs For Darfur
(Los Angeles-CA) Less than a week after a court extension of Britney Spears' father, Jamie Spears, as conservator of the pop star's estate through 2008, a statement by Spears' father has called the court's judgment into question. Jamie Spears wrote i...
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McCain Says U.S. Should Annex Canada And Mexico
Senator John McCain demanded today that the Congress pass a Declaration of War against Canada and Mexico so that the U.S. could annex them. "The Obama Administration has been soft and cowardly on Putin's invasion of the Ukraine. It is his weaknes...
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Senators John McCain and Lindsey Graham Seen Hunting Wacko Birds in Washington
Pythoner Michael "Sarah" Palin Lands Republican VP Slot!
McCain eyes Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin as Big Oil-gag Veep
Rush Limbaugh Defends Sarah Palin as Inarticulate and a Yutz!
Republicans to Postpone Election Until They Can Get a Candidate that Won't Lose in a Landslide
Gooks For Ron Paul
Giuliani, McCain & Romney Endorse Pancake Strategy
McCain Vows to End LAFTA
John McCain's iPhone 3G Blog
Statue of Liberty to be replaced with new structure that looks like a New York police officer
Wow! Sexy, Former Beauty Queen, Sarah Palin, Alaskan Governor, Picked By McCain As Choice For Veep Spot!
McCain Uses Economic Furor to Warm his Debate Cold Feet!
Cindy McCain To Pose Nude
CASA GRANDE, Arizona - Several months ago Cindy McCain received a call from Hugh Hefner telling her that he was going to be putting out a brand new men's magazine. He told her that it would be just like his original magazine, with the exception that...
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John McCain Sex Tape Surfaces
Holy cow! Senator John McCain in a sex-tape? And not one made during his salad days at Annapolis, but last year, more like in his cigars and brandy nights? The choice was simple: Either film a sex-tape, or give the Bush White House to a Democrat.
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Obama and Clinton Clash Over Proposed Summer Gay Tax Holiday
Democratic presidential hopefuls Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama clashed again today on the increasingly divisive issue of a proposed summer Gay Tax holiday. Clinton backs the measure as a socially responsible way to help the economy, while Obama a...
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Cindy McCain Forced To Sell One Of Her Mansions
PHOENIX, Arizona - The Arizona Daily-Journal-Times is reporting that Mrs. John McCain will have to put one of her seven mansions up for sale. Mrs. McCain told Regis Philbin that the cost of her husband's failed presidential campaign went way beyon...
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Lindsay Lohan Endorses John McCain, Asks What is Wrong With Sex for Favors?
SANTA MONICA (FMLiveWire) - American's sweetheart Lindsay Lohan has strongly endorsed John McCain as the Republican presidential candidate, asking "What is wrong with giving sex for favors? I do it all the time, and John should not be ashame...
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Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate
Scientists from the University of California - Los Angeles have found that the human brain reacts to Democratic presidential hopeful Senator Barack Obama in the same way it responds to winning money and eating chocolate.
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Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Book
PHOENIX - Meghan McCain, the 24-year-old daughter of Senator John McCain and Cindy McCain reports that she received a very lucrative six-figure book deal from The Lower Grand Canyon Publishing Company. Meghan's 493 page book is entitled, Gee Opie...
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Donald Trump Blames Everyone, Including Dora The Explorer, For His Loss
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Chris Wallace, with Fox News, has opined that the 74-year-old president of the United States is acting like a damn spoiled brat child. Wallace remarked that Trump the Chump cannot stand that the good, kind Americ…
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Cindy McCain and Daughter Meghan McCain Agree To Pose Nude
NOGALES, Arizona - Senator John McCain's wife, Cindy and their daughter Meghan were in town visiting one of Mrs. McCain's seven mansions. Mother and daughter had a great time enjoying the noon-time Mexican food buffet at Senor Pancho Villa's Mexic...
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John McCain Chooses Female Cadaver to Lure Clinton Voters from Obama!
Minnesota - Just when you thought the campaign trail could get no stranger or less insulting of our intelligence, the McCain Campaign came up with a ringer. In what many Hillary Clinton supporters term as insulting, The Spoof.Com has learned today th...
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New York Times' attempt to slime McCain backfires and helps him
The New York Times, a commie fishwrapper which should be called the New York Slimes, and whose motto should be "All the news that's shit, we'll print", recently slandered that great American John McCain, in the opinion of this repor...
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McCain: Palin is also 'Greatest Mother Ever'
Days after announcing on 'The View' that Sara Palin was the "greatest vice presidential candidate in the history of the United States," John McCain further extolled his running mate by claiming she is also "the greatest mother in the history of the w...
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Hillary Clinton Shoots Sarah Palin in Fair Fight!
Tombstone, Az - In a scene reminiscent of the old west, Hillary Clinton was in Tombstone, Arizona to give a speech to disgruntled former John McCain campaign workers when who should appear but Sarah Palin. "At first I wasn't sure that shrill voic...
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McCain Changes His Mind and Adopts a Gay Couple!
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Evangelicals Stick McCain with a Pregnant Teen and a Hit Woman!
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McCain 's Bladder Bursts After 90 Minute Presidential Debate!
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Accidental Invasion - An Alarming New Trend?
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Rudy McRomney changes name to Rudy Romson
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McCain To Pick Methuselah for VP
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Sound Bite Distortions
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John McCain Volunteers to Undergo Waterboarding
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McCain Breaks Down And Agrees To Take And Has Crash Computer Training
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Obamarama hits full stride as Obama ads sweep the US
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McCain finally wins Presidency
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