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22 March 2019

Kavanaugh Confirmation Delayed Until After Election As McCain Memorial Enters 21st Day

Washington - The Senate confirmation hearings for Bret Kavanaugh, the Trump administration's nominee to fill the vacant seat on the U.S. Supreme Court, has been tabled until after the mid-term elections in early November, as a majority of Senators wi...

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John McCain Blog: Britney Spears Comeback Like Iraq Victory

(Washington, D.C.) First, John McCain blogged about waiting on line to get his new iPhone. Then, he gave a thumbs-up to Miley Cyrus' album "Breakout". And now the Republican Presidential candidate has posted a new blog stating "if you want to see wha...

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McCain picks Michael Lee White as running mate

Senator John McCain, the republican candidate for the presidency has unveiled his running mate is a Houston man called Michael Lee White. At a speech yesterday, the former POW, said 'You may not have heard of Michael Lee White, heck he ain't even...

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Harlem Voters Dream Ticket: Obama-Palin

Field reporters from the Howard Stern show discovered strong support for McCain's policies and VP choice in Harlem. To the surprise of many, it appears Obama supporters there, have mixed views on these basic GOP issues. Interviewing 'voters on the...

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Johnny McC Uses Taxpayer-Paid Prison Labor to Set Up for Funraiser!

"Big Mac" & "The Rack" And The Blame Game Begins

John McCain, Much Older Than Previously Thought

John McCain: Lindsay Lohan, not about being gay, but dating Jews

A List of 10 of Sarah Palin's Top Geographical Boo-Boo's

Conflict Arises Between McCain and Palin Over Product Advertising

John McCain Praises His Opposition to Flood Prevention Programs

McCain Apologizes to Dead Iraqis for Blaming Them for US Scientist's Anthrax Attack on Congress!

Obama and Palin in a Race for the Most Inexperienced

Cindy McCain: "I'm buying the presidency for John's birthday."

McCain to Take the Campaign to Guantanamo!

Senators McCain and Graham perform Russia-themed duet as ballerinas to packed house

Accidental Invasion - An Alarming New Trend?

Alarmed by recent incursions into 'Bad Guy' countries by 'Good Guy' forces, officials in the tiny European country of Liechtenstein today announced new security measures in response to the "accidental invasion" last year by its closest neighbor, Swit...

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Cindy McCain Says That Her Husband Senator John McCain Will Not Apologize To Sarah "Snowballs" Palin

PHOENIX - Cindy McCain has told GOPicky Magazine that if Sarah "Snowballs" Palin thinks that her husband, Arizona Senator John McCain is going to apologize to her then she must have moose ovaries on her brain. Mrs. McCain was speaking about the co...

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Scotch Tape Emits X-Rays and Saves Pennies; McCain Adds it to His Healthcareless Plan!

Scotch tape has been discovered to emit X-rays in zero-gravity. The reasonably priced made-in-Scotland product has been an essential part of the life of all the peoples of the planet. Due to a patent on the magically invisible sticky stuff, it ca...

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Cindy McCain To Pose Nude

CASA GRANDE, Arizona - Several months ago Cindy McCain received a call from Hugh Hefner telling her that he was going to be putting out a brand new men's magazine. He told her that it would be just like his original magazine, with the exception that...

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McCain Team Demands Eleventh-hour Concessions in VP Debate

Representatives from John McCain's campaign have given the Commission on Presidential Debates (CPD) a list of demands related to the debate scheduled for this Thursday evening. Democrats angrily responded by claiming the maneuver was a blatant at...

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Brother Can You Spare A Dime: McCain Wants Arrange Loan From Ron Paul

Republican John McCain, climbing in polls but lagging in money, wants to negotiate a $3 million loan from the Ron Paul Campaign while some of his backers launch an independent advertising effort seemingly at odds with his years of fighting outside in...

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Obama's Text Message Alert of his choice for V.P. meant to elude John McCain's transcontinental carrier pigeon network

Phoenix, Arizona - Barack Obama's decision to release the name of his choice for vice president by text message alert and e-mail is a carefully calculated political strategy meant to keep John McCain in the dark, guessing for days who he is running a...

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Kavanaugh Confirmation Delayed Until After Election As McCain Memorial Enters 21st Day

John McCain Blog: Britney Spears Comeback Like Iraq Victory

McCain picks Michael Lee White as running mate

Harlem Voters Dream Ticket: Obama-Palin

Accidental Invasion - An Alarming New Trend?

Cindy McCain Says That Her Husband Senator John McCain Will Not Apologize To Sarah "Snowballs" Palin

Scotch Tape Emits X-Rays and Saves Pennies; McCain Adds it to His Healthcareless Plan!

Cindy McCain To Pose Nude

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McCain Team Demands Eleventh-hour Concessions in VP Debate

Brother Can You Spare A Dime: McCain Wants Arrange Loan From Ron Paul

Obama's Text Message Alert of his choice for V.P. meant to elude John McCain's transcontinental carrier pigeon network

Spoof writer plays McCain blinder

McCain Finally Selects VP

Arizona Hunters Lost in Wilderness Searching for John McCain's House

Skinhead Schmidt Brings Blitzkrieg to McCain War Room!

McCain Says: "Sell Your Junk On Ebay!"

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