USS CLUSTER F..K : Navy Honors Obama By Naming Garbage Scow For Him
One of the honors of being a famous politician or celebrity is having your name painted on the hull of a newly commissioned United States warship. Most of the time it is done posthumously. Only a few men, like Senator McCain, who had the Guided Mis...
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Sarah Palin: Rafael Nadal is HOT!
Flushing Meadows- Sarah Palin, the new V.P. Running Mate choice of John McCain, surfaced at the U.S. Open this week. She is currently being questioned by New York Police for hanging out near the men's locker room and attempting to steal a pair of Raf...
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Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Book
PHOENIX - Meghan McCain, the 24-year-old daughter of Senator John McCain and Cindy McCain reports that she received a very lucrative six-figure book deal from The Lower Grand Canyon Publishing Company. Meghan's 493 page book is entitled, Gee Opie...
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The New GOP Ticket: McCain & Joe The Plumber
YUMA, Arizona - In a highly unprecedented and shocking political move, Sen. John McCain has dropped Sarah Palin as his running mate and replaced her with Joe Wurzelbacher (aka Joe The Plumber). This unbelievable turn of events comes just less tha...
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Trump visits USS John McCain; spits on deck
Following all the controversy, Mr. Trump decided to return to Japan to visit USS John McCain DDG 56, and set the record straight. The destroyer honors not only Senator McCain, but his father and grandfather, both previously admirals in the US Nav...
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John McCain Says That If The Presidential Election Was Held Today He Would Vote For Hillary Clinton
NEW YORK CITY - Arizona Senator John McCain appeared on The Viagra View and he made an amazing comment to host Regis Philbin. Senator McCain said that the Republican Party is presently in a state of utter disarray and that if the 2016 election wer...
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McCain Team Demands Eleventh-hour Concessions in VP Debate
Sarah "Crosshairs" Palin Has Been Told To Go To Russia And Lay Low Until This "CrosshairsGate" Controversy Dies Down
McCain Says U.S. Should Annex Canada And Mexico
Gustav Flies Up Mississippi to St Paul! God Hates McCain! Or Does She?
Moose Fever Grips the Nation
New Year delayed after Congress fails to reset date ceiling
South offers state trade to North
Intell departments and reps step forward to claim FISA memo = “nothing burger”
Obama Economic Policy: Cook the Books, Blame Republicans!
"ChemicalMcC" Supports Covert Operations in Iranian Lungs
Cindy McCain Says That Her Husband Senator John McCain Will Not Apologize To Sarah "Snowballs" Palin
Rogue NSA agent blows whistle on game-playing politicians
Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen
WASILLA, Alaska - GOPicky Magazine has reported that there is no one who loves to hear themselves talk or hog the spotlight more than Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. Tabitha Tula Wis...
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Candies' Health Reports: McCain's Melanoma Pales in Contrast to Palin's Megalomania!
John McCain may have had serious bouts with skin cancer but his running mate according to recently revealed mental health reports is a much sicker puppy. Palin has been diagnosed with Megalomania Giganticus. This rare but fatal mental illness h...
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Mitt Romney Spars With John McCain Over Global Warming
Mitt Romney today challenged John McCain to a one-on-one debate over global warming.
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24% more Americans now believe in hurricanes, says national poll
New York -- Almost a quarter of the American population has shifted its views on the existence of hurricanes, according to a Harris poll conducted in the aftermath of hurricane Irene. The 24% rise brings the total of "hurricane believers" to ove...
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Madonna and McCain to change places
In a surprise move today, Republican Presidential candidate John McCain and pop star and dancer Madonna decided to change places and careers. McCain will be replacing Madonna on her Sweet and Tacky tour, and will be singing such hits as 'Holiday (...
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The hollow sound reverberating from Washington leads on toward "ripostes" and "new language fusillades" plus Senator McCain contest over Ukraine
Empire and consistency don't always mix when Empire is particularly annoyed at being one-upped. This insight was delivered from somebody anonymous in an anonymous Washington office commenting on current developments in Ukraine. Very few murmurs...
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Presidential Candidate Fred Thompson Beats Edwards By Having His Own Cancer
In an announcement that will slow down the John Edwards campaign publicity, Senator and actor Fred Thompson said that he himself has cancer. The former Law and Order star said that he will not allow this to affect his running for President of the Un...
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McCain's Campaign Bus - The Unused Slogans
CHICKENBONE LAKE, Michigan - Senator John McCain's campaign bus has the slogan the 'Straight Talk Express' painted on the sides. One of his campaign assistants, Champy Carfino said that the name was actually suggested by a nine-year-old boy who l...
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A List of 10 of Sarah Palin's Top Geographical Boo-Boo's
Sarah Palin was a relatively unknown politician until Senator John McCain picked her to be his vice-presidential choice on the 2008 GOP presidential ticket. And after "Snowflake" Palin and "Comb Over" McCain were soundly beaten in the presidential election the "Loose Moose" from Wasilla, Alaska, has tried her best to stay in the political spotlight. The "White Wilderness Woman" with a dozen...
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John McCain Freaks in Vietnamese Restaurant
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McCain Apologizes to Dead Iraqis for Blaming Them for US Scientist's Anthrax Attack on Congress!
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Obama's Text Message Alert of his choice for V.P. meant to elude John McCain's transcontinental carrier pigeon network
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Obama, Well Hung According To Wife Michelle, While She Be'littles' McCain
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Aliens knab Obama: now for McCain says leader
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Cuban Oil Gusher Brings Bush - Cheney - McCain - Palin to Havana!
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The Fox Network Presents: "The Wasilla Hillbillies"
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Sarah Palin Goes Rogue and Packs It In
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Arizona Bans Girl Scout Cookies
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Representative Schiff to release new memo: “Commies commies everywhere . . .”
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McCain's New Campaign Motto: "Young People Turn Down Your Music"
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Huckabee Moons McCain
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Sen. John McCain Adopts Col. Kurtz Apocalypse Now Personna
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John McCain's Dark Knight Is Dirty Harry
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McCain dumps Palin, picks Tina Fey
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Ed-E-torial 28: "Survivor" John McCain. Mr. Sulu A Pain in Captain Kirk's Asteroid?
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Obama No Longer First US Black President
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Senator John McCain Has The Solution To The Immigration Situation
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McCain: GOP Spy Gadgets Helped Capture Benghazi Ringleader; Public Beheading Would Make Great Postcard Photo
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Special prosecutor Arnold Buggerovski appointed to Trump investigation
