Funny story - Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen

Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen

WASILLA, Alaska - GOPicky Magazine has reported that there is no one who loves to hear themselves talk or hog the spotlight more than Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. Tabitha Tula Wis...

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Funny story - McCain Picks VP; No-one Cares

McCain Picks VP; No-one Cares

Washington, DC - Republican candidate John Sidney McCain III announced his Vice-Presidential running mate today, at a press conference attended by no-one at all.

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Funny story - McCain to Run Campaign From Tiger Cage

McCain to Run Campaign From Tiger Cage

Senator John McCain will make all speeches, participate in all debates and run his entire campaign from a bamboo tiger cage similar to the one in was imprisoned in during the Vietnam War. McCain aides stated that the angry, confused Senator who still...

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Funny story - Miley Cyrus Endorses John McCain

Miley Cyrus Endorses John McCain

15-year-old Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus announced today that she endorses Arizona Senator John McCain to be the next president of the United States.

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Funny story - Britney Spears To Donate Eggs For Darfur

Britney Spears To Donate Eggs For Darfur

(Los Angeles-CA) Less than a week after a court extension of Britney Spears' father, Jamie Spears, as conservator of the pop star's estate through 2008, a statement by Spears' father has called the court's judgment into question. Jamie Spears wrote i...

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Funny story - McCain Says U.S. Should Annex Canada And Mexico

McCain Says U.S. Should Annex Canada And Mexico

Senator John McCain demanded today that the Congress pass a Declaration of War against Canada and Mexico so that the U.S. could annex them. "The Obama Administration has been soft and cowardly on Putin's invasion of the Ukraine. It is his weaknes...

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Funny story - Cindy McCain To Pose Nude

Cindy McCain To Pose Nude

CASA GRANDE, Arizona - Several months ago Cindy McCain received a call from Hugh Hefner telling her that he was going to be putting out a brand new men's magazine. He told her that it would be just like his original magazine, with the exception that...

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Funny story - John McCain Sex Tape Surfaces

John McCain Sex Tape Surfaces

Holy cow! Senator John McCain in a sex-tape? And not one made during his salad days at Annapolis, but last year, more like in his cigars and brandy nights? The choice was simple: Either film a sex-tape, or give the Bush White House to a Democrat.

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Funny story - Obama and Clinton Clash Over Proposed Summer Gay Tax Holiday

Obama and Clinton Clash Over Proposed Summer Gay Tax Holiday

Democratic presidential hopefuls Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama clashed again today on the increasingly divisive issue of a proposed summer Gay Tax holiday. Clinton backs the measure as a socially responsible way to help the economy, while Obama a...

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Funny story - Cindy McCain Forced To Sell One Of Her Mansions

Cindy McCain Forced To Sell One Of Her Mansions

PHOENIX, Arizona - The Arizona Daily-Journal-Times is reporting that Mrs. John McCain will have to put one of her seven mansions up for sale. Mrs. McCain told Regis Philbin that the cost of her husband's failed presidential campaign went way beyon...

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Funny story - Lindsay Lohan Endorses John McCain, Asks What is Wrong With Sex for Favors?

Lindsay Lohan Endorses John McCain, Asks What is Wrong With Sex for Favors?

SANTA MONICA (FMLiveWire) - American's sweetheart Lindsay Lohan has strongly endorsed John McCain as the Republican presidential candidate, asking "What is wrong with giving sex for favors? I do it all the time, and John should not be ashame...

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Funny story - Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate

Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate

Scientists from the University of California - Los Angeles have found that the human brain reacts to Democratic presidential hopeful Senator Barack Obama in the same way it responds to winning money and eating chocolate.

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Funny story - Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Book

Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Book

PHOENIX - Meghan McCain, the 24-year-old daughter of Senator John McCain and Cindy McCain reports that she received a very lucrative six-figure book deal from The Lower Grand Canyon Publishing Company. Meghan's 493 page book is entitled, Gee Opie...

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Funny story - Donald Trump Blames Everyone, Including Dora The Explorer, For His Loss

Donald Trump Blames Everyone, Including Dora The Explorer, For His Loss

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Chris Wallace, with Fox News, has opined that the 74-year-old president of the United States is acting like a damn spoiled brat child. Wallace remarked that Trump the Chump cannot stand that the good, kind Americ…

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Funny story - Senator John McCain denies inserting penis in woman's vagina

Senator John McCain denies inserting penis in woman's vagina

At a press conference this afternoon, Presidential hopeful Senator John McCain categorically denied inserting his penis in lobbyist Vicki Iseman's vagina.

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Funny story - Cindy McCain and Daughter Meghan McCain Agree To Pose Nude

Cindy McCain and Daughter Meghan McCain Agree To Pose Nude

NOGALES, Arizona - Senator John McCain's wife, Cindy and their daughter Meghan were in town visiting one of Mrs. McCain's seven mansions. Mother and daughter had a great time enjoying the noon-time Mexican food buffet at Senor Pancho Villa's Mexic...

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Funny story - John McCain Chooses Female Cadaver to Lure Clinton Voters from Obama!

John McCain Chooses Female Cadaver to Lure Clinton Voters from Obama!

Minnesota - Just when you thought the campaign trail could get no stranger or less insulting of our intelligence, the McCain Campaign came up with a ringer. In what many Hillary Clinton supporters term as insulting, The Spoof.Com has learned today th...

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Funny story - New York Times' attempt to slime McCain backfires and helps him

New York Times' attempt to slime McCain backfires and helps him

The New York Times, a commie fishwrapper which should be called the New York Slimes, and whose motto should be "All the news that's shit, we'll print", recently slandered that great American John McCain, in the opinion of this repor...

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Funny story - McCain: Palin is also 'Greatest Mother Ever'

McCain: Palin is also 'Greatest Mother Ever'

Days after announcing on 'The View' that Sara Palin was the "greatest vice presidential candidate in the history of the United States," John McCain further extolled his running mate by claiming she is also "the greatest mother in the history of the w...

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Funny story - Hillary Clinton Shoots Sarah Palin in Fair Fight!

Hillary Clinton Shoots Sarah Palin in Fair Fight!

Tombstone, Az - In a scene reminiscent of the old west, Hillary Clinton was in Tombstone, Arizona to give a speech to disgruntled former John McCain campaign workers when who should appear but Sarah Palin. "At first I wasn't sure that shrill voic...

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