Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Book
PHOENIX - Meghan McCain, the 24-year-old daughter of Senator John McCain and Cindy McCain reports that she received a very lucrative six-figure book deal from The Lower Grand Canyon Publishing Company. Meghan's 493 page book is entitled, Gee Opie...
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Osama Bin Laden's Estate To Hold Yard Sale
Pakistan - Relatives at Osama Bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad,were busy setting up tables outside the compounds walls to have a large yard sale. Already on display were several of his favorite rifles, military shirts, pants and shoes, but then the...
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John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts to perform Shakespeare's Julius Caesar with Senator McCain as Brutus
Additional to this central role going to Mr. McCain, the part of Cassius will be undertaken by Senator Graham, according to breaking news. Caesar himself will be performed by Alex Baldwin, renowned for his satirical reprise of Mr. Trump on Saturda...
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Representative Schiff to release new memo: “Commies commies everywhere . . .”
Today we learn that Mr. Adam Schiff (D) spent last night analyzing, scouring, writing, and formulating a new and “ultimate” memo response. This very hot new memo will assure all citizens that FBI and DOJ performance leading to “Russia-gate” is ho...
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Trump Brings His African American To Rally
Washington, DC: Trump held multiple rallies today. At each rally he took his African American with him. Gregory Cheadle, a Republican candidate for the 1st Congressional District who lives in Happy Valley, California, was ecstatic to be the only Af...
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McCain Defers to Advisors and Chooses O.J. As Running Mate!
In a Presidential race that has seen a blackman, a white woman, and the oldest fart running for the first time for President of the U.S.--all out of character for the typical male-whitebread Presidential contest---now enter the biggest surprise of al...
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Bush Calls McCain a "true Loony Tunes Liberal Neoconservative"
The New GOP Ticket: McCain & Joe The Plumber
John McCain Has Affection Towards President Bush
Senator John McCain Says The Solution To The Syrian Situation Is Easy - Just Make Syria Our 51st State
John McCain Admits He Messed Up Picking Sarah Palin
VP Cheney at Odds With Senator McCain Over Rumsfeld Insults
John McCain to Join The Beach Boys!
Ford Motor Company Fights McCain / Palin Over Maverick Claim
"Joe the Plumber" eliminated on reality TV show
The Great 2008 Presidential Dawg-Sled Race
McCain-Palin Dirty Tricks To Include Playing The Race Card! Here's Johnnie!
McCain wears pillowcase to Alabama press conference
McCain's Campaign Bus - The Unused Slogans
CHICKENBONE LAKE, Michigan - Senator John McCain's campaign bus has the slogan the 'Straight Talk Express' painted on the sides. One of his campaign assistants, Champy Carfino said that the name was actually suggested by a nine-year-old boy who l...
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Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen
WASILLA, Alaska - GOPicky Magazine has reported that there is no one who loves to hear themselves talk or hog the spotlight more than Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. Tabitha Tula Wis...
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Senator John McCain Says We Should Hire France To Attack Syria
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senator John McCain, [R-Arizona] catches a lot of flack due to some of the off-the-wall comments he makes, but once in a while Johnny Boy, as Vice-President Biden calls him, manages to come up with a gem. Senator McCain was bein...
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Special prosecutor Arnold Buggerovski appointed to Trump investigation
Mr. Arnold Walker Buggerovski has been appointed special prosecutor to investigate Mr. Trump's alleged ties to Russian influence in the recent election, plus other matters. Despite Russian ancestry, Mr. Buggerovski has had a nearly saintly career...
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John McCain Chooses Reagan's Former Co-Star "Bonzo" as Running Mate
Washington Zoo - To appease the conservative right in the Republican Party, John McCain has chosen someone even the Gipper himself would have to approve of, Bonzo. In reality Bonzo is the great grandson of the original Bonzo who appeared in movies wi...
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Cindy McCain and Daughter Meghan McCain Agree To Pose Nude
NOGALES, Arizona - Senator John McCain's wife, Cindy and their daughter Meghan were in town visiting one of Mrs. McCain's seven mansions. Mother and daughter had a great time enjoying the noon-time Mexican food buffet at Senor Pancho Villa's Mexic...
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Rudy McRomney changes name to Rudy Romson
The Presidential candidate formerly known as Rudy McRomney announced today that he is changing his name to Rudy Romson. This change comes about because of the campaign difficulties of one of his split personalities, Senator McCain and the development...
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McCain Says U.S. Should Annex Canada And Mexico
Senator John McCain demanded today that the Congress pass a Declaration of War against Canada and Mexico so that the U.S. could annex them. "The Obama Administration has been soft and cowardly on Putin's invasion of the Ukraine. It is his weaknes...
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McCain Introduces Sarah Palin as Running Mate
DAYTON, Ohio - Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain introduced his running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, at a raucous rally Friday, praising her "well groomed cuticles " and "skill" in arranging matching outfits." "She is exactly w...
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USS CLUSTER F..K : Navy Honors Obama By Naming Garbage Scow For Him
One of the honors of being a famous politician or celebrity is having your name painted on the hull of a newly commissioned United States warship. Most of the time it is done posthumously. Only a few men, like Senator McCain, who had the Guided Mis...
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John McCain Enjoys Being A Prop
It's 9:45 and the Debate hosted by Fox News in now over. People are moving to the cell phone lines to vote for their favorite candidate. Before people have made up their mind Fox news moves to a restaurant where some people who supposedly did not believe that John McCain was presidential enough then all of the sudden think John McCain is the new hope for America. Everyone knows John McCains po...
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Media Conglomerates to Replace States in Electoral College
The Senate announced today that it passed a bipartisan Election Reform Bill with unanimous support. The new bill rules that the five biggest international media corporations will replace the fifty states in the electoral college which selects the Un...
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Cindy McCain reveals why she is a trollop and a cunt
Cindy McCain and I are relaxing in the sitting room of her delightful San Diego home when I ask her if the allegations she was called a trollop by John were true? "When John came back from Vietnam his wife was very different following the horrific car accident she suffered. But John suffered too; as he said at the time, 'there's no way I'm fucking that ugly cripple ,'" Cindy remembers. "So I...
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John McCain Terrified of Ron Paul!
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MnM & Coen Broes Release "High-Priced Hoes: No Cuntry fo Ole Man"
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Obama and Clinton Clash Over Proposed Summer Gay Tax Holiday
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Cindy McCain To Pose Nude
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Federal Government Moving To Disney World
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Sarah Palin Says The Anorexic Rumors Are Nothing But Reindeer Droppings
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The hollow sound reverberating from Washington leads on toward "ripostes" and "new language fusillades" plus Senator McCain contest over Ukraine
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Can Jeb Bush, "Romney Lite," Be The GOP Nominee?
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Republicans to Postpone Election Until They Can Get a Candidate that Won't Lose in a Landslide
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President Bonespur Says, of John McCain, “I prefer cancer patients who don’t die.”
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Gooks For Ron Paul
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John McCain Praises His Opposition to Flood Prevention Programs
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Sarah Palin: Rafael Nadal is HOT!
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Monopolies Commission not happy with John McCain
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McCain pregnant, none of our business
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International Space Station astronauts 'all voting for alien McCain?'
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Arizona Hunters Lost in Wilderness Searching for John McCain's House
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Senator John McCain Says The Rumors About Him Having Carnal Knowledge of The Jersey Shore's "Snooki" Are "Bahooki"
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John McCain Says The Jersey Shores' "Snooki" Is Way Too Pretty To Go To Prison
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Sarah Palin Says: I Will Only Run If America Truly Wants Me
