Funny story: Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Book

Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Book

PHOENIX - Meghan McCain, the 24-year-old daughter of Senator John McCain and Cindy McCain reports that she received a very lucrative six-figure book deal from The Lower Grand Canyon Publishing Company. Meghan's 493 page book is entitled, Gee Opie...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden's Estate To Hold Yard Sale

Osama Bin Laden's Estate To Hold Yard Sale

Pakistan - Relatives at Osama Bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad,were busy setting up tables outside the compounds walls to have a large yard sale. Already on display were several of his favorite rifles, military shirts, pants and shoes, but then the...

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Funny story: John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts to perform Shakespeare's Julius Caesar with Senator McCain as Brutus

John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts to perform Shakespeare's Julius Caesar with Senator McCain as Brutus

Additional to this central role going to Mr. McCain, the part of Cassius will be undertaken by Senator Graham, according to breaking news. Caesar himself will be performed by Alex Baldwin, renowned for his satirical reprise of Mr. Trump on Saturda...

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Funny story: Representative Schiff to release new memo: “Commies commies everywhere . . .”

Representative Schiff to release new memo: “Commies commies everywhere . . .”

Today we learn that Mr. Adam Schiff (D) spent last night analyzing, scouring, writing, and formulating a new and “ultimate” memo response. This very hot new memo will assure all citizens that FBI and DOJ performance leading to “Russia-gate” is ho...

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Funny story: Trump Brings His African American To Rally

Trump Brings His African American To Rally

Washington, DC: Trump held multiple rallies today. At each rally he took his African American with him. Gregory Cheadle, a Republican candidate for the 1st Congressional District who lives in Happy Valley, California, was ecstatic to be the only Af...

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Funny story: McCain Defers to Advisors and Chooses O.J. As Running Mate!

McCain Defers to Advisors and Chooses O.J. As Running Mate!

In a Presidential race that has seen a blackman, a white woman, and the oldest fart running for the first time for President of the U.S.--all out of character for the typical male-whitebread Presidential contest---now enter the biggest surprise of al...

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Funny story: McCain's Campaign Bus - The Unused Slogans

McCain's Campaign Bus - The Unused Slogans

CHICKENBONE LAKE, Michigan - Senator John McCain's campaign bus has the slogan the 'Straight Talk Express' painted on the sides. One of his campaign assistants, Champy Carfino said that the name was actually suggested by a nine-year-old boy who l...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen

Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen

WASILLA, Alaska - GOPicky Magazine has reported that there is no one who loves to hear themselves talk or hog the spotlight more than Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. Tabitha Tula Wis...

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Funny story: Senator John McCain Says We Should Hire France To Attack Syria

Senator John McCain Says We Should Hire France To Attack Syria

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senator John McCain, [R-Arizona] catches a lot of flack due to some of the off-the-wall comments he makes, but once in a while Johnny Boy, as Vice-President Biden calls him, manages to come up with a gem. Senator McCain was bein...

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Funny story: Special prosecutor Arnold Buggerovski appointed to Trump investigation

Special prosecutor Arnold Buggerovski appointed to Trump investigation

Mr. Arnold Walker Buggerovski has been appointed special prosecutor to investigate Mr. Trump's alleged ties to Russian influence in the recent election, plus other matters. Despite Russian ancestry, Mr. Buggerovski has had a nearly saintly career...

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Funny story: John McCain Chooses Reagan's Former Co-Star "Bonzo" as Running Mate

John McCain Chooses Reagan's Former Co-Star "Bonzo" as Running Mate

Washington Zoo - To appease the conservative right in the Republican Party, John McCain has chosen someone even the Gipper himself would have to approve of, Bonzo. In reality Bonzo is the great grandson of the original Bonzo who appeared in movies wi...

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Funny story: Cindy McCain and Daughter Meghan McCain Agree To Pose Nude

Cindy McCain and Daughter Meghan McCain Agree To Pose Nude

NOGALES, Arizona - Senator John McCain's wife, Cindy and their daughter Meghan were in town visiting one of Mrs. McCain's seven mansions. Mother and daughter had a great time enjoying the noon-time Mexican food buffet at Senor Pancho Villa's Mexic...

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Funny story: Rudy McRomney changes name to Rudy Romson

Rudy McRomney changes name to Rudy Romson

The Presidential candidate formerly known as Rudy McRomney announced today that he is changing his name to Rudy Romson. This change comes about because of the campaign difficulties of one of his split personalities, Senator McCain and the development...

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Funny story: McCain Says U.S. Should Annex Canada And Mexico

McCain Says U.S. Should Annex Canada And Mexico

Senator John McCain demanded today that the Congress pass a Declaration of War against Canada and Mexico so that the U.S. could annex them. "The Obama Administration has been soft and cowardly on Putin's invasion of the Ukraine. It is his weaknes...

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Funny story: McCain's Tough Talk on Energy

McCain's Tough Talk on Energy

Energy markets were rocked, and oil prices soared to a record $143.75 per barrel today following comments by John McCain in answer to why the current administration's energy policy had failed so miserably, and how his would succeed.

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Funny story: McCain Introduces Sarah Palin as Running Mate

McCain Introduces Sarah Palin as Running Mate

DAYTON, Ohio - Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain introduced his running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, at a raucous rally Friday, praising her "well groomed cuticles " and "skill" in arranging matching outfits." "She is exactly w...

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Funny story: USS CLUSTER F..K : Navy Honors Obama By Naming Garbage Scow For Him

USS CLUSTER F..K : Navy Honors Obama By Naming Garbage Scow For Him

One of the honors of being a famous politician or celebrity is having your name painted on the hull of a newly commissioned United States warship. Most of the time it is done posthumously. Only a few men, like Senator McCain, who had the Guided Mis...

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Funny story: John McCain Enjoys Being A Prop

John McCain Enjoys Being A Prop

It's 9:45 and the Debate hosted by Fox News in now over. People are moving to the cell phone lines to vote for their favorite candidate. Before people have made up their mind Fox news moves to a restaurant where some people who supposedly did not believe that John McCain was presidential enough then all of the sudden think John McCain is the new hope for America. Everyone knows John McCains po...

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Funny story: Media Conglomerates to Replace States in Electoral College

Media Conglomerates to Replace States in Electoral College

The Senate announced today that it passed a bipartisan Election Reform Bill with unanimous support. The new bill rules that the five biggest international media corporations will replace the fifty states in the electoral college which selects the Un...

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Funny story: Cindy McCain reveals why she is a trollop and a cunt

Cindy McCain reveals why she is a trollop and a cunt

Cindy McCain and I are relaxing in the sitting room of her delightful San Diego home when I ask her if the allegations she was called a trollop by John were true? "When John came back from Vietnam his wife was very different following the horrific car accident she suffered. But John suffered too; as he said at the time, 'there's no way I'm fucking that ugly cripple ,'" Cindy remembers. "So I...

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