Cindy McCain To Pose Nude
CASA GRANDE, Arizona - Several months ago Cindy McCain received a call from Hugh Hefner telling her that he was going to be putting out a brand new men's magazine. He told her that it would be just like his original magazine, with the exception that...
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Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen
WASILLA, Alaska - GOPicky Magazine has reported that there is no one who loves to hear themselves talk or hog the spotlight more than Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. Tabitha Tula Wis...
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Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Book
PHOENIX - Meghan McCain, the 24-year-old daughter of Senator John McCain and Cindy McCain reports that she received a very lucrative six-figure book deal from The Lower Grand Canyon Publishing Company. Meghan's 493 page book is entitled, Gee Opie...
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John McCain Blog: Britney Spears Comeback Like Iraq Victory
(Washington, D.C.) First, John McCain blogged about waiting on line to get his new iPhone. Then, he gave a thumbs-up to Miley Cyrus' album "Breakout". And now the Republican Presidential candidate has posted a new blog stating "if you want to see wha...
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Mitt Romney Spars With John McCain Over Global Warming
Mitt Romney today challenged John McCain to a one-on-one debate over global warming.
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John McCain Withdraws; Endorses Ron Paul
John McCain today announced his withdrawal from the 2008 Presidential race, citing low poll numbers, lackluster fundraising and other campaign difficulties. "We just weren't able to pull it all together," McCain admitted, "and it&#...
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John McCain Praises His Opposition to Flood Prevention Programs
Who's what in Ukraine with new scheme for investment and credit default swaps emerging from Goldman Sachs
McCain unveils "Computer for the Aged"
McCain seeks to eliminate First Amendment
Palin Calls McCain and GOP 'A Bunch of Jerks'
Senator John McCain denies inserting penis in woman's vagina
Even Joe the Plumber Abandons McCain-Palin!
Nixon rises from the dead to challenge McCain: "Even I could beat Obama!"
Darth Vader runs for president
McCain Switches Candidacy to Panamaniac Tribal Chieftain!
McCain Considers Martin Sheen for V.P. Slot
McCain's soft-sell leaves female voters cold
Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate
Scientists from the University of California - Los Angeles have found that the human brain reacts to Democratic presidential hopeful Senator Barack Obama in the same way it responds to winning money and eating chocolate.
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John McCain Sex Tape Surfaces
Holy cow! Senator John McCain in a sex-tape? And not one made during his salad days at Annapolis, but last year, more like in his cigars and brandy nights? The choice was simple: Either film a sex-tape, or give the Bush White House to a Democrat.
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Senator John McCain denies suffering from Alzheimer's
71-year-old Arizona senator John McCain firmly denied today that he is suffering from dementia and may be in the early stages of Alzheimer's disease.
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Rudy McRomney changes name to Rudy Romson
The Presidential candidate formerly known as Rudy McRomney announced today that he is changing his name to Rudy Romson. This change comes about because of the campaign difficulties of one of his split personalities, Senator McCain and the development...
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McCain's Tough Talk on Energy
Energy markets were rocked, and oil prices soared to a record $143.75 per barrel today following comments by John McCain in answer to why the current administration's energy policy had failed so miserably, and how his would succeed.
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Cindy McCain and Daughter Meghan McCain Agree To Pose Nude
NOGALES, Arizona - Senator John McCain's wife, Cindy and their daughter Meghan were in town visiting one of Mrs. McCain's seven mansions. Mother and daughter had a great time enjoying the noon-time Mexican food buffet at Senor Pancho Villa's Mexic...
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McCain's Campaign Bus - The Unused Slogans
CHICKENBONE LAKE, Michigan - Senator John McCain's campaign bus has the slogan the 'Straight Talk Express' painted on the sides. One of his campaign assistants, Champy Carfino said that the name was actually suggested by a nine-year-old boy who l...
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Trump visits USS John McCain; spits on deck
Following all the controversy, Mr. Trump decided to return to Japan to visit USS John McCain DDG 56, and set the record straight. The destroyer honors not only Senator McCain, but his father and grandfather, both previously admirals in the US Nav...
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The Fox Network Presents: "The Wasilla Hillbillies"
QUEENS, New York - The Fox Network has approached John McCain and Sarah Palin about staring in a semi-reality quasi-situation comedy show named "The Wasilla Hillbillies." Genghis W. Frisbee a high-ranking Fox Network executive stated that since e...
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McCain: Sarah Palin's Vagina Will Save the Planet
US and A - Citing recent unclassified Pentagon documents, John McCain explained his reason for choosing Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate to Tom Brokaw on NBC's Meet the Press. "I chose Sarah for the sheer circumference of her vajayj...
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South offers state trade to North
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Following the election of Barack Obama, the South, proving true to its "Red State" heritage in casting so many electoral votes for McCain, issued a press release to the North stating that they would like to trade Virginia and Nort...
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John McCain: Don't Believe Anything I Say Anymore
In a bold move to assure his re-election as Arizona state senator in November, John McCain has adopted a new stance on everything. He's even claiming that he never was a maverick even though there are hours of news footage of him during the 2008 elec...
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Lieberman: McCain Knows When To Make A Disastrous Vice Presidential Choice
Amid party concern that John McCain's sputtering campaign had lost all chance of triumphing in November by his selection of former beauty queen, Alaskan governor and 'Troopergate' star Sarah Palin, Senator Joe Lieberman (I-CT), who caucuses with the...
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John McCain Withdraws; Endorses Ron Paul
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Mitt Romney Spars With John McCain Over Global Warming
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McCain eyes Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin as Big Oil-gag Veep
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John McCain Sex Tape Surfaces
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McCain's Tough Talk on Energy
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The Fox Network Presents: "The Wasilla Hillbillies"
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Cindy McCain and Daughter Meghan McCain Agree To Pose Nude
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John McCain: Don't Believe Anything I Say Anymore
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Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen
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Trump visits USS John McCain; spits on deck
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Rudy McRomney changes name to Rudy Romson
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Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate
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Senator John McCain denies suffering from Alzheimer's
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Lieberman: McCain Knows When To Make A Disastrous Vice Presidential Choice
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McCain: Sarah Palin's Vagina Will Save the Planet
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John McCain Blog: Britney Spears Comeback Like Iraq Victory
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Cindy McCain To Pose Nude
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McCain's Campaign Bus - The Unused Slogans
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South offers state trade to North
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Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Book
