McCain Claims that He Sexsually Comforted Hillary During the Lewinsky!
John McCain in yet another desperate attempt at luring dissed and disaffected Clinton supporters told the spoof.milf that he gave intimate support to first lady Clinton while Prez Bill had his who-Ha who-Had. I, POW McCain not only suffered in t...
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Sarah Palin's daughter Again pregnant with McCain's baby: This time she must carry her own child!
Sarah Palin in good Christian conservative responsible parenting is refusing to carry her daughter's second child by John McCain. "Our family teaches compassion and personal responsibility. I agreed to carry my daughter's first child fathered by...
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Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Book
PHOENIX - Meghan McCain, the 24-year-old daughter of Senator John McCain and Cindy McCain reports that she received a very lucrative six-figure book deal from The Lower Grand Canyon Publishing Company. Meghan's 493 page book is entitled, Gee Opie...
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McCain Blames Voters, Palin For Defeat
Republican Presidential candidate John McCain reacted angrily to suggestions that he, alone, was responsible for yesterday's election defeat, and laid the blame squarely at the feet of the US electorate, who, he said were "spineless", and Sarah Palin...
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Wow! Sexy, Former Beauty Queen, Sarah Palin, Alaskan Governor, Picked By McCain As Choice For Veep Spot!
!Hot D.C.!---Exclusive! It's the strangest Presidential race ever, but here it is. John McCain, on the heels of Barack Obama's Greek Spectacle last night, just short of togas, grapes, wine, exotic foods, and mini-orgies in the back room at the Invesc...
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Cindy McCain and Daughter Meghan McCain Agree To Pose Nude
NOGALES, Arizona - Senator John McCain's wife, Cindy and their daughter Meghan were in town visiting one of Mrs. McCain's seven mansions. Mother and daughter had a great time enjoying the noon-time Mexican food buffet at Senor Pancho Villa's Mexic...
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McCain's friendship questioned, denied.
Foreign View on McCain & Palin
McCain Moons Party Base to Catch the Eye of Indies and Cross Dressers!
Sarah Palin and John McCain to Star in Coen Brother's Film "No Country for REALLY Old Men."
Schwarzenegger Annoys McCains and Palin
John McCain Angrily Denounces John McCain
Representative Schiff to release new memo: “Commies commies everywhere . . .”
Sarah Palin Says She Wants To One Day Run For President But Reveals The Reason Why She Can't
Sarah Palin: A Vice President Men Can Finally Get Excited About
Obama Claims that Willie Horton Endorses McCain - Palin
McCain: Sarah Palin's Vagina Will Save the Planet
Mitt Romney Spars With John McCain Over Global Warming
Cindy McCain To Pose Nude
CASA GRANDE, Arizona - Several months ago Cindy McCain received a call from Hugh Hefner telling her that he was going to be putting out a brand new men's magazine. He told her that it would be just like his original magazine, with the exception that...
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Chorus Line Of GOP Candidates For President
There is a chorus line of candidates running for the GOP nomination for President of the United States. Miraculously missing are both Rudolph Giuliani and Dick Cheney. Everyone else seems to be in the running including Governor Woops (now spor...
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Palin: Not My Fair Lady
Sarah Doolittle? - With the final days of Presidential campaigning drawing to an end and the Republican party behind in the polls, it can now be questioned by political pundits whether Sarah Palin was a hope or a hinderance to the process. As both McCain and Palin campaigned separately in the against odds campaign. Palin criss crossed the battleground plains states and McCain headed to Kenn...
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Leaked Memo Says Obama's Nomination was Affirmative Action by Democrats
(Washington DC) A leaked memo from the Democratic National Committee revealed that Barack Obama's presidential nomination was the direct result of the Democratic Party's policy on affirmative action. The internal memo was a actual direction ordered b...
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Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen
WASILLA, Alaska - GOPicky Magazine has reported that there is no one who loves to hear themselves talk or hog the spotlight more than Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. Tabitha Tula Wis...
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A Good, Clean Fight
The main lights blazed on, making the wrestling ring the focus of everyones attention. The announcer strides purposefully to the middle of it. "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the mixed weight division fight for the championship of the Presidency!" barked the announcer to the rabid crowd in the arena. "On our right," he gestures towards toward a corner, "we have Barack Obama and his sidekick J...
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Intell departments and reps step forward to claim FISA memo = “nothing burger”
Dry bun, stale, no mayonaisse, no sauces, no sesame seeds, no bacon, no cheese, no onion, no pickle, and one thin slice of meat. This = the resounding judgment on the FISA memo released today. Senator McCain has joined in. This burger is so “no...
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Sarah Palin Says The Anorexic Rumors Are Nothing But Reindeer Droppings
WASILLA, Alaska - It is no secret that Sarah Palin feels like no one in the Lower 48 cares about her anymore. And according to recent polls the Moose Mama is absolutely right. Even her fellow Republican cronies and cohorts at FOX News made that ab...
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Obama, Well Hung According To Wife Michelle, While She Be'littles' McCain
Larry Flynt Daily Sex Report - The hot item today is a bombshell of off-campaign remarks made by Michelle Obama. Appearing on the Spokane, Washington radio talk show show, 'Top U.S. Hos Talk About Their Studs,' the obviously-inebriated Ms. Obama...
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Portuguese Police Arrest Robert Mugabe In Connection With Disappearance Of McCain's Daughter Mandy
(Lisburn, Ireland) Police in Portadown have arrested Angolan vice-president Roberta Mugabe in connection with the disappearance ten minutes ago, of Mandy, the daughter of British chip production comp...
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Sex Scandal Erupts Over McCain-Palin Tongue Kissing And Ass Hugging
Well, we could have told you, "I told you so!" So. we'll say it now. "I told you so!" So, here it is in all its breadth of titillation. After John McCain had delivered his acceptance speech last night in St. Paul as the Republican Party's candidat...
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White House 2008 hearts 'n' minds: McCain warned of impending fatal coronary
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John McCain Fit to Serve as President Despite 'a Few' Health Problems
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Hillary Clinton Shoots Sarah Palin in Fair Fight!
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Obama Economic Policy: Cook the Books, Blame Republicans!
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McCain and Palin ('Mac & Rack') To Record A Rap CD
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Sarah Palin forced to sell her high-priced Panties on eBay; debriefed proceeds not going to charity
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Scotch Tape Emits X-Rays and Saves Pennies; McCain Adds it to His Healthcareless Plan!
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The hollow sound reverberating from Washington leads on toward "ripostes" and "new language fusillades" plus Senator McCain contest over Ukraine
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Trump Brings His African American To Rally
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John McCain - Modesty, machismo and mystery
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McCain rejects Abba's greatest hit as theme song
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McCain Unveils New Tax Cut Plan: "Don't Pay!"
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Cindy McCain: "I'm buying the presidency for John's birthday."
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The Exciting Adventures of UBERDOG! Part-2
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Accidental Invasion - An Alarming New Trend?
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South offers state trade to North
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Sarah Palin Says She May Be Getting Ready To Toss Her Red Hunting Cap Into The GOP Presidential Ring
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Republicans to Postpone Election Until They Can Get a Candidate that Won't Lose in a Landslide
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Special prosecutor Arnold Buggerovski appointed to Trump investigation
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Kavanaugh Confirmation Delayed Until After Election As McCain Memorial Enters 21st Day
