Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen
WASILLA, Alaska - GOPicky Magazine has reported that there is no one who loves to hear themselves talk or hog the spotlight more than Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. Tabitha Tula Wis...
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McCain Threatens to Pull out of the Race
The 71-year-old Senator says he's sick of waiting on Obama and Clinton.
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Cindy McCain To Pose Nude
CASA GRANDE, Arizona - Several months ago Cindy McCain received a call from Hugh Hefner telling her that he was going to be putting out a brand new men's magazine. He told her that it would be just like his original magazine, with the exception that...
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Meghan McCain, Daughter of Senator John McCain, Says She Will Be Voting for Joe Biden
MANHATTAN – One of the hosts of The View, Meghan McCain, has surprised many Republicans with her recent political revelation. Meghan McCain, a life-long, dyed-in-the-wool, Republican, was asked if she is planning on voting for President Trump in N...
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McCain Scores with MILF VP!
Antediluvian Repub candie Johnny McC has scored big time with Alaskan Governor, former village mayor , beauty queen and present day big time MILF as his Vice Presidential choice. Desperate for some feeble sign of life , the half dead senior citiz...
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Michelle Obama and John McCain had Sex in the 1980's
Barrack Obama's wife and Republican presidential corpse John McCain have admitted they both had sex during the heady days of the 1980's. Not with each other, of course, but with their respective partners. The evidence proving that sexual inter...
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John McCain Chooses Reagan's Former Co-Star "Bonzo" as Running Mate
McCain's Campaign Bus - The Unused Slogans
South offers state trade to North
McCain Says: "Sell Your Junk On Ebay!"
McCain Picks Running Mate
John McCain 'Feeling Left Out'
John McCain to Join The Beach Boys!
John McCain Chooses Female Cadaver to Lure Clinton Voters from Obama!
Trump Brings His African American To Rally
Guy Who Picked Sarah Palin for VP Wishes He Did Not Say "Train Wreck" to Describe Anything
GLAAD: Fox reality show 'Election 2008' homophobic, badly written
People reporting ATMs casting votes for McCain instead of dispensing cash
Sarah Palin: Rafael Nadal is HOT!
Flushing Meadows- Sarah Palin, the new V.P. Running Mate choice of John McCain, surfaced at the U.S. Open this week. She is currently being questioned by New York Police for hanging out near the men's locker room and attempting to steal a pair of Raf...
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Cindy McCain and Daughter Meghan McCain Agree To Pose Nude
NOGALES, Arizona - Senator John McCain's wife, Cindy and their daughter Meghan were in town visiting one of Mrs. McCain's seven mansions. Mother and daughter had a great time enjoying the noon-time Mexican food buffet at Senor Pancho Villa's Mexic...
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Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Book
PHOENIX - Meghan McCain, the 24-year-old daughter of Senator John McCain and Cindy McCain reports that she received a very lucrative six-figure book deal from The Lower Grand Canyon Publishing Company. Meghan's 493 page book is entitled, Gee Opie...
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USS CLUSTER F..K : Navy Honors Obama By Naming Garbage Scow For Him
One of the honors of being a famous politician or celebrity is having your name painted on the hull of a newly commissioned United States warship. Most of the time it is done posthumously. Only a few men, like Senator McCain, who had the Guided Mis...
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John McCain Wants to be Known as "Ice Man" not "Maverick"
Washington - John McCain wants to be known as "Ice Man" and not "Maverick" because he feels the nickname fits his personality better. John McCain told reporters outside his Washington office: "I used to identify with "Maverick," and loved the...
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McCain Wears Garter Belt During Debate
Nashville. During the TV-debat McCain wore under his suit red lingerie and a red garter belt with black nylons belonging to Sarah Palin. After the TV-debat, Douglas Holtz-Eakin, chief McCain psychiatric advisor, admitted that the strange way of w...
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McCain Makes VP Pick: Jessica Simpson
In a bold and surprising move, presidential candidate John McCain announced today that actress Jessica Simpson has agreed to be his running mate on the Republican presidential ticket. McCain was unusually candid with reporters about his stunning deci...
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McCain dumps Palin, picks Tina Fey
Sen. John McCain announced actress Tina Fey as his vice presidential candidate Wednesday, calling her "the running mate who can best help me shake up Washington." "She's exactly who this country needs to help me fight the same old Washington polit...
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McCain to be Grandfather and Father to Palin's daughter's twins!
In yet another incredible combination and permutation to the McCain- Sarah Palin- Bristol Palin soap opera, Republican candie Johnny McC appears to have fathered with arm candy VP candie Sarah Palin. But that child was really the fetus from Mccai...
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Obama, Well Hung According To Wife Michelle, While She Be'littles' McCain
Larry Flynt Daily Sex Report - The hot item today is a bombshell of off-campaign remarks made by Michelle Obama. Appearing on the Spokane, Washington radio talk show show, 'Top U.S. Hos Talk About Their Studs,' the obviously-inebriated Ms. Obama...
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McCain Talks Tough on Hurricanes
Republican presidential candidate John McCain says he will "seek and destroy any hurricane that poses a threat to America." Democratic nominee Barack Obama was also questioned about his stance on hurricane issues during the recent "Weather Values For...
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Presidential Smack-Down: Terrorist Versus Satanist
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Final Presidential Debate Focuses on Economic Reform
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McCain Sends Wife Cindy to Topless Contest for Christ, Country and Campaign!
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