John McCain and Ehud Olmert Thank Mossad for 'Taking Down' Eliot Spitzer

Funny story written by Felix Minderbinder

Friday, 14 March 2008

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Another Mossad coup

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The Prime Minister of Israel Ehud Olmert and Republican Presidential candidate John McCain formally thanked Mossad for 'taking down' Eliot Spitzer on Friday.

"The Emperors Club VIP, the prostitution outfit that brought down New York's outgoing Governor Eliot Spitzer in a call girl ring, is known by US intelligence as a front for Israel's intelligence agency Mossad," gloated McCain. "Wow, did they ever do us a service my nailing that guy."

As attorney general, Spitzer had attacked the outright corruption of Wall Street like no other attorney general before him. His targets had included crooked Wall Street investment banks linked to Israel as well as money launderers connected to Russian-Israeli organized crime syndicates.

"By neutralizing and humiliating Spitzer, I can better continue to sell out the USA to foreign interests like with that Boeing deal that was cancelled, and scream for war with Iran and perpetual war with Iraq on behalf of the Zionists," laughed McCain.

"Not only can we thank Mossad, but GOP dirty tricks operative Roger Stone figured in the Spitzer case," added Olmert. "Israel would not be able to steal Palestinian land or swindle billions of dollars on an ongoing basis from the US government without their vital services."

President George Bush echoed their sentiments at the White House ceremony.

Spitzer's prostitute, identified as Kristen, was born Ashley Youmans but is now known as Ashley Alexandra Dupré according to her MySpace site.

--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire

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