McCain Tells Why He Picked Palin

Written by Dr Dave

Thursday, 13 November 2008

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"Palin just needed a little cleaning up," McCain said.

PHOENIX -- Defeated Republican Presidential candidate John McCain today finally explained his true reason for picking Sarah Palin as his vice presidential running mate.

"Hey, I just thought she was really hot," McCain confessed over a beer by the pool with some of his old navy buddies. "I had been leaning toward naming Joe Lieberman as my veep, but when I thought of all those late night meetings on the campaign trail, and perhaps the White House, I just decided I would rather spend the time with Sarah."

"Sure she was a bit rough around the edges, needed some new clothes and a decent haircut, but once I saw those legs of hers, man I was sold."

When asked about Palin's husband, McCain said that wouldn't have been a problem. "I had intended naming him ambassador to someplace far away."

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