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FBI detains Trump family pet poodle; canine said to be cooperating with investigators

Funny story: FBI detains Trump family pet poodle; canine said to be cooperating with investigators

Washington, DC In another sign that the Mueller team charges with investigating Russian Collusion is closing in in the President himself, the French Poodle “Fifi”, a gift from the President to his wife Melania, has been detained by FBI special age...

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Dems Gloat About Not Gloating

Funny story: Dems Gloat About Not Gloating

USA - No sooner had the pixels faded on MSNBCNN's high-tech maps (ABCNBCBS News, if you aren't being gouged by cable or satellite) showing the Democratic sweep, than a parade of Dem leaders popped on screen to declare "a new day in Ameri...

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Animal Rights Protesters Demand Republicans and Democrats Change Mascot

Funny story: Animal Rights Protesters Demand Republicans and Democrats Change Mascot

Washington D.C.- Hundreds of Thousands of protesters converged on Washington this week filling the Capitol Mall and monuments. "We demand the Republicans and Democrats choose new Mascots, they do not embody the fine qualities of Donkeys and Eleph...

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Paychecks To Be Distributed By Wall Street and Allocated to Savings Accounts

Funny story: Paychecks To Be Distributed By Wall Street and Allocated to Savings Accounts

Washington, DC--Effective with the next payroll cycle, all American employees who work for companies employing more than 50 people, and who are registered Democrats who voted for John Kerry, will no longer receive their paychecks as a "block gra...

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My life as a man #30

Funny story: My life as a man #30

It's all about having fun until somebody loses an eye! I wrote a few days back that I'd lived through every Presidential election since Dwight Eisenhower's in 1951. Granted, I was not aware of anything more than my momma's nipple and my shitty diapers for that first election; but by the time Ike's successor John F. Kennedy ran in 1959, I'd heard all about Republicans and Democrats. My dad was...

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Democrats Try to Catch Up to GOP in Sexualization of Politicians

Funny story: Democrats Try to Catch Up to GOP in Sexualization of Politicians

Since the election of "Senator Beefcake" Scott Brown in Massachusetts, the Democratic Party is maneuvering to be on the forefront of the sexualization of Politicians. In light of this, the Democratic Party Chairman, Tim Kaine, has made a deal with Th...

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Taxes Raised (and Lowered) in Maryland

Funny story: Taxes Raised (and Lowered) in Maryland

ANNAPOLIS, MD -- In an inspiring yet confusing speech this afternoon, Governor Martin O'Malley outlined his new tax proposal, designed to eradicate the state's huge budget deficit. The governor's plan, described by some as "inane,&q...

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President Says the Democrats May Suck, But Republicans Suck Worse

At a press conference today, president Obama said that while the Democrats may suck, the Republicans really suck. In addressing the press Obama said: "You know, I will admit that we, the Democrats suck, we really do, but before you vote us out of...

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