Funny story - Biden calls for mandatory mask-wearing; almost gets himself tested with a GX-2009 Portable Multi-Gas Detector

Biden calls for mandatory mask-wearing; almost gets himself tested with a GX-2009 Portable Multi-Gas Detector

Yesterday in an interview with a major news network, Mr. Biden confirmed he is an advocate of mask-wearing, and he will make it mandatory, when president. He stood eight feet away from the anchor at his news desk, both wearing masks, Mr. Biden bac...

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Funny story - Tucker Carlson disinvited from The White House for bawdy commentary

Tucker Carlson disinvited from The White House for bawdy commentary

FOX News analyst Tucker Carlson may be temporarily away from his desk for undisclosed reasons. He has once again made commentary on “a profound national emergency”. He has also said the country's leaders, whether Democrat or Republican, are “di...

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Funny story - Redneck Runs on Defund the Police Platform

Redneck Runs on Defund the Police Platform

Wilfred “Bubba Billy” Watson of Pensacola, Florida, whom we heard from before, Florida Man Warns New Yorkers, has announced that he is running as a Democrat for Mayor of Pensacola. He promised that, if elected, he will defund the Pensacola police.

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Funny story - Joe Bidet drums up votes in Sin City

Joe Bidet drums up votes in Sin City

Former Vice-President “Papa Joe” Bidet, mindful of the 2020 general election, visited Nevada to stake his future presidential bid on getting out the vote among illegal aliens, Antifa “protesters,” MS-13 gang members, and other “non-deplorables.” A...

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Funny story - Candy Hearts Company Says That Democrats Account For 91% Of Their Sales

Candy Hearts Company Says That Democrats Account For 91% Of Their Sales

DOVER, Delaware - The Have A Heart Candy Hearts Company has just stated that the sales of their Valentine's Day candy hearts have gone through the roof. A spokesperson for the candy company, Lucretia Ingersoll, 63, said that she has worked for the...

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Funny story - Bernie Sanders Insists His Endorsement of Joe Biden Almost as Enthusiastic as His 2016 Endorsement of Hillary Clinton

Bernie Sanders Insists His Endorsement of Joe Biden Almost as Enthusiastic as His 2016 Endorsement of Hillary Clinton

Weeks after suspending his own run for the Democratic presidential nomination, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders issued a statement officially backing presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden, stating that his endorsement of Biden was almost as enthusia...

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Funny story - Joe Biden Convincingly Denies Remembering Sexually Assaulting Former Staffer Tara Reade

Joe Biden Convincingly Denies Remembering Sexually Assaulting Former Staffer Tara Reade

Breaking a month-long silence, presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden formally addressed allegations that he sexually assaulted former Senate aide, Tara Reade, in 1993, convincingly denying that he had any memory of pinning Reade again...

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Funny story - Joe Biden Wrestles with Crippling Case of Imposter Syndrome

Joe Biden Wrestles with Crippling Case of Imposter Syndrome

“Sometimes, I wonder how I even ended up running for vice president - I mean president,” said an incredulous Joe Biden regarding his bid for the Democratic nomination for the 2020 election. “I’m not even that smart.” Despite the support and endors...

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Funny story - Biden's Bland Yet Forceful Denial of Sexual Assault Allegations Gives Americans New Hope for Nation

Biden's Bland Yet Forceful Denial of Sexual Assault Allegations Gives Americans New Hope for Nation

Desperate for a glimpse of a light at the end of the “Trump tunnel,” Americans troubled by the sexual assault allegations made by former Senate aide, Tara Reade, against presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden, felt renewed hope for the...

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Funny story - Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren All Agree That If, Nominated, They’ll Each Pick Mitt Romney To Be Their Secretary of State.

Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren All Agree That If, Nominated, They’ll Each Pick Mitt Romney To Be Their Secretary of State.

NEW YORK CITY – The iNews Agency is reporting that three of the top Democratic contenders are very impressed by Mitt Romney, whom "The View’s" Joy Behar said is the only Republican in Congress who has any balls. She laughed and said that "Comrade...

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Funny story - Dancing Rats in Baltimore - Amazing!

Dancing Rats in Baltimore - Amazing!

BALTIMORE MD - It has been more than three years since "New York City Pizza Rat" became an Internet video sensation. Some clever residents of Baltimore have used video editing software and camera footage to create a new "Extravaganza of Rodent Choreo...

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Funny story - Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies

Porn Star Claims Pelosi Was In Adult Films In The Early Seventies

Former adult film Actress Georgina Spelvin claims in her just published autobiography, The Devil in Miss Michelle Graham, that Nancy Pelosi appeared in a number of adult films made in the early 1970s. Most shocking of all the claims...

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Funny story - Trump escapes impeachment by promoting himself to President Of Planet Earth aka POPE.

Trump escapes impeachment by promoting himself to President Of Planet Earth aka POPE.

Following a tiring mind-numbing exercise in composing a six-page letter to Nancy Pelosi sprinkled with vehement denials and accusatory finger-pointing of ‘ impeachment scam & sham’, ‘witch hunt’, ‘fake news’, ‘open war on democracy’, blah blah, P...

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Funny story - Hillary Clinton falls off subway platform; saved by psychic Russian immigrant

Hillary Clinton falls off subway platform; saved by psychic Russian immigrant

Despite the dramatic rescue of Hillary Clinton in front of a subway train, her rescuer may not be rewarded. Yesterday, Ms. Clinton was addressing a subway platform crowd on “the Russian menace” when she accidentally fell (or was shoved) off a subw...

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Funny story - Donald Trump - The Little Peter Tweeter (5 Tweets)

Donald Trump - The Little Peter Tweeter (5 Tweets)

TWEET #1 – For the 13th time, I do not know this Rudy Giulani fella nor have I ever met the butt ugly looking loser. TWEET #2 – Let’s all remember that the attorney general is first of all, President Trump’s personal attorney. And secondly if the...

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Funny story - FBI detains Trump family pet poodle; canine said to be cooperating with investigators

FBI detains Trump family pet poodle; canine said to be cooperating with investigators

Washington, DC In another sign that the Mueller team charges with investigating Russian Collusion is closing in in the President himself, the French Poodle “Fifi”, a gift from the President to his wife Melania, has been detained by FBI special age...

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Funny story - Pelosi and Schumer unveil "artichokes" of impeachment

Pelosi and Schumer unveil "artichokes" of impeachment

Nanny Pelosi and Upchuck Schumer, speaking on behalf of the “Democratic” Party, announced two "artichokes of impeachment" against President Donald Trump. “Today, in service of our party,” Pelosi said, “we are charging the president with having hig...

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Funny story - Fox News Keeps Viewers In State of Insane Rage

Fox News Keeps Viewers In State of Insane Rage

Fox News’ slanted coverage of political news, according to three recent studies, has kept the GOP base in a constant state of rage, forcing GOP politicians to shift further right to satisfy the demands of their voter base. So, to prevent further tota...

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Funny story - Barron Trump indicted! DC Rocked as Presidents youngest son latest victim of FBI investigation

Barron Trump indicted! DC Rocked as Presidents youngest son latest victim of FBI investigation

For days, Democrats have been hinting at a major announcement coming out of Robert Meullers office; today the bombshell turned out to be the indictment of the President’s 12 year old son Barron. Mueller himself made the announcement, with a gleam in...

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Funny story - CIA Ops Create "Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone"

CIA Ops Create "Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone"

SEATTLE, WA - After several public and humiliating failures, the CIA has successfully established a base for regime change in the Northwest region of the United States. Using ANTIFA and BLM as front groups to initiate covert disruption of public orde...

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