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Funny story: Democrats Approve Stalinist Show Trial for Impeachment

Democrats Approve Stalinist Show Trial for Impeachment

WASHINGTON DC - The leaders of the Democrat Party voted to formalize the removal of President Donald Trump through the Secret Hearings held by Adam Schiff (D-NY), using Anonymous CIA "Whistle-Blowers." Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) prais...

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Funny story: Democrat Congress Condemns Cease-Fire in Mideast

Democrat Congress Condemns Cease-Fire in Mideast

WASHINGTON DC - Politicians and elitist bureaucrats are still furious at President Trump for not using military equipment to spread death and chaos across the face of the earth. The Military-Industrial-Complex and the CIA have a long history of provo...

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Funny story: Democratic Party proctology exam shows severe HOA problems

Democratic Party proctology exam shows severe HOA problems

Having thrown all its eggs into the impeachment basket, the Democratic Party is hoping to move on to new strategies for the new year. Party doctors spent a weary night recently in HOA investigation (head out of the you know where area), wrapped in...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton falls off subway platform; saved by psychic Russian immigrant

Hillary Clinton falls off subway platform; saved by psychic Russian immigrant

Despite the dramatic rescue of Hillary Clinton in front of a subway train, her rescuer may not be rewarded. Yesterday, Ms. Clinton was addressing a subway platform crowd on “the Russian menace” when she accidentally fell (or was shoved) off a subw...

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Funny story: Trump Plans to be Nominee of Both Parties, "I Will Be Bi-Partisan", says the President

Trump Plans to be Nominee of Both Parties, "I Will Be Bi-Partisan", says the President

In his boldest political move to date, President Trump announced he will seek the nomination of the Democrat party for president. According to White House Minister of Truth, Shiv Aalok, President Trump decided to seek the party nomination after watc...

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Funny story: Ouija says it’s “Trump” 2020, to Democrats Dismay

Ouija says it’s “Trump” 2020, to Democrats Dismay

In an effort to help win the 2020 Presidential election, Democrat party leaders have turned to the 'great beyond' for help. Democratic sources have said that party leaders, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Adam Schiff, and others, met in a secret locati...

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Funny story: Trump says He will accept Impeachment if a Majority of Representatives Can Spell It

Trump says He will accept Impeachment if a Majority of Representatives Can Spell It

In an effort today to prove that he is smarter than his Democratic counterparts, President Trump said he would accept his impeachment by the House of Representatives if those who want to impeach him can spell it. In a statement released by the...

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Funny story: Williamson-Bashing Reveals Neocon Core of Not-So-Sweet "News" Source The Onion

Williamson-Bashing Reveals Neocon Core of Not-So-Sweet "News" Source The Onion

In a reactionary swing toward neoconservativism, satirical "news" outlet The Onion mocked the positivity of  Democratic presidential vier Marianne Williamson, revealing that that beneath its chuckle-ready foreskin, The Onion may not be so sweet. "...

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Funny story: Democrats watching Dave for inspiration

Democrats watching Dave for inspiration

Democrats in Washington are watching the political documentary, Dave, starring Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver for ideas before the next election. Brick Outhouse, a spokesman said 'We said we needed a good comedy to cheer ourselves up, and someon...

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Funny story: Dancing Rats in Baltimore - Amazing!

Dancing Rats in Baltimore - Amazing!

BALTIMORE MD - It has been more than three years since "New York City Pizza Rat" became an Internet video sensation. Some clever residents of Baltimore have used video editing software and camera footage to create a new "Extravaganza of Rodent Choreo...

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Funny story: Mueller Report - Investigators "Mostly Doing Blow"

Mueller Report - Investigators "Mostly Doing Blow"

WASHINGTON DC - Former FBI Director Robert Swan Mueller III had NO—F*CKING—CLUE as he sat before the House Judiciary Committee, trying to answer questions about a so-called "Mueller Report." After the incredibly sad performance of the Special Counsel...

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Funny story: Failing Mueller Brain Implant Affects Investigation

Failing Mueller Brain Implant Affects Investigation

WASHINGTON DC - The Democrats called Robert Mueller to testify in a Congressional Hearing about the Special Counsel investigation regarding accusations that Donald Trump acted as an agent of the KGB. Unfortunately, it appears that Mueller's performan...

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Funny story: Democrats Push $289 Minimum Wage in Campaigns

Democrats Push $289 Minimum Wage in Campaigns

WASHINGTON DC - Earlier in June of this year, Democrat 2020 candidates for President supported $15 per hour as a Federal minimum wage. In the US Presidential Election of 2016, Hillary Clinton had backed a $12 per hour minimum wage to be enforced acro...

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Funny story: Democrat Candidates: Apology and Confession Tour

Democrat Candidates: Apology and Confession Tour

Elizabeth Warren apologized to all Native Americans for being somewhat wrong about her heritage. Tulsi Gabbard apologized for her past views about LGBTQ individuals. Most recently, Beto O'Rourke confessed that his ancestors owned slaves and reparatio...

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Funny story: 2020 Democrat Hopefuls Release Campaign Slogans

2020 Democrat Hopefuls Release Campaign Slogans

There can be no disputing that "Make America Great Again" served its purpose well for President Trump. He wasn't the first to use it, but he has a knack of having a finger on the pulse of the country, recycled the phrase - and it helped, it seems.

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Funny story: Democratic Voters Impressed with Candidates' Dislike of Trump and Opposition to Climate Change

Democratic Voters Impressed with Candidates' Dislike of Trump and Opposition to Climate Change

In the first two of what promises to be a vibrant and dynamic series of debates among those vying for the Democratic presidential nomination, candidates did not shy away from addressing such critical issues as which of them most disliked President Do...

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Funny story: De Blasio Pledges to Bring NYC Carriage Horses to White House if Elected

De Blasio Pledges to Bring NYC Carriage Horses to White House if Elected

After failing to follow through on the promise he made on the day he took mayoral office in 2014, to eliminate New York City's cruel and archaic carriage horse industry, Mayor Bill de Blasio has vowed to bring every last NYC carriage horse with him t...

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