Funny story - Dead leprechaun found at Fort Knox

Dead leprechaun found at Fort Knox

Fort Knox - The army reports a dead leprechaun was found in the vault at Fort Knox among the gold bars, according to Colonel Jimbob. The cause of death could not be determined, as leprechauns have never been captured, dead or alive before; their bi...

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Funny story - "You're more likely to get run-over than get a mortgage" admit banks

"You're more likely to get run-over than get a mortgage" admit banks

A leading high street lender has admitted you are more likely to be run over than get a mortgage approved with their bank, and only slightly less likely to die in the bath. Banks appear to be 'advertising their wares' more than ever but an insider...

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Funny story - Greek smart phones to solve insolvency

Greek smart phones to solve insolvency

ATHENS - The birthplace of democracy has spawned an even more useful invention: a replacement for the Euro. New smart phones will empower Greeks to issue credit on their smart phones from nothing, just like the big German banks do it. Now, accor...

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Funny story - A Boston Banker Arrested For Printing $8 Million In Counterfeit Monopoly Money

A Boston Banker Arrested For Printing $8 Million In Counterfeit Monopoly Money

BOSTON - Authorities in Boston have reported the arrest of well-known bank president Lars L. Lemoncloud who retired from the Third National Bank of Boston three years ago after a 31 year banking career. Police found Mr. Lemoncloud's fingerprints i...

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Funny story - Top UK Judge laughing all the way to the bank as Northern Rock goes bankrupt

Top UK Judge laughing all the way to the bank as Northern Rock goes bankrupt

Royal Courts of Justice, London - (Told-You-So!-Mess): One of the UK's most senior judges in the Law Lords, Court of Appeal and on secondment to the litigation division of the UN Security Council is celebrating tonight as the City of London brace...

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Funny story - Northern Rock goes down the pan

Northern Rock goes down the pan

City of London - (Disaster Press): UK mortgage lender Northern Rock is going down the toilet pan and has had to ask the Bank of England to bail it out with a massive billion pound tide-over.

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Funny story - The Potter Bank Opens in London

The Potter Bank Opens in London

LONDON UK: A new bank has just opened in London. Who owns the bank and who runs it is still a guarded secret. But it is a bank like no other. It has its own pub, massage parlour and meditation room. And boasts a disturbing mural in the foyer depictin...

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Funny story - New Banking Disaster Shakes Investor Confidence

New Banking Disaster Shakes Investor Confidence

There have been calls today for a public inquiry following revelations that the National-Universal Bank has lost nearly a million pounds of investors' money.

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Funny story - Banks to Customers: The Secret to Enduring the Coronavirus Pandemic is to Borrow More Money...Do Your Part!

Banks to Customers: The Secret to Enduring the Coronavirus Pandemic is to Borrow More Money...Do Your Part!

(Cincinnati, OH) Here in the US city with the largest concentration of banks per capita, bankers joined Governor Mike DeWine in the much-anticipated “Reopening of Ohio” by offering special loans and other incentives to what would traditionally be co...

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Funny story - LULAC: Bank Vaults "Exclusionary, Divisive"

LULAC: Bank Vaults "Exclusionary, Divisive"

NEW YORK, USA - LULAC, the League of United Latin American Citizens, following their condemnation of the Secure Fence Act, released a statement on Tuesday denouncing US banks for their use of heavy steel, time-lock vaults.

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Funny story - Bank Manager Accused of Planning Robbery Just to Get Floors Cleaned

Bank Manager Accused of Planning Robbery Just to Get Floors Cleaned

"The robber burst through the doors and ordered us all to lie on the floor or else he'd shoot us," said Skweezola Bank customer Altima deNissan, adding, "It was horrible." According to police, the robbery was actually staged by the bank manager...

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Funny story - Mick Flynn Confronts The New World 'Order'

Mick Flynn Confronts The New World 'Order'

This story is not entirely made up. The encounter with the teller is based on fact. A man goes into his bank in Donegal Ireland to deposit 1,000 euros, most of what he had earned that month. Here follows the conversation he had that fateful Monday morning with the girl teller. As he reaches the window she studies his face for a few seconds, dismounts from her stool and seems to be searc...

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Funny story - Sir Fred Goodwin 'Laughs Off' RBS Losses

Sir Fred Goodwin 'Laughs Off' RBS Losses

Sir Fred Goodwin, the former boss of the Royal Bank of Scotland, who receives a £650,000-a-year pension from them after he completely wrecked it, has today laughed-off the the bank's £24billion losses, saying that "it's only money". Prime Minister...

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Funny story - Bradford And Bingley Crisis: Latest

Bradford And Bingley Crisis: Latest

A new crisis unfolded in the financial sector today, when executives at the Bradford & Bingley Building Society called in police to investigate the whereabouts of its two owners, Mr Bradford and Mr Bingley.

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Funny story - Donald Trump Asks Sean Hannity To Please Lend Him $10 Million

Donald Trump Asks Sean Hannity To Please Lend Him $10 Million

MAR-A-LAGO – (Satire News) – The word coming out of Trump’s new permanent residence is that the former president is in one horrible financial mess. BuzzFuzz is reporting that the man who, in just 4 years, spewed over 47,000 lies, including around…

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Funny story - Bank of America Joins Forces with Astrology.web to Introduce Automatic Fortune Teller Machine

Bank of America Joins Forces with Astrology.web to Introduce Automatic Fortune Teller Machine

Bank of America, in partnership with Astrology.web, recently announced its latest initiative: the Automatic Fortune Teller Machine, which combines modern-day financial technology with age-old astrological principles. Millions of AFTMs will become ava...

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Funny story - Tentacle Bank is set to do business on Planet Earth

Tentacle Bank is set to do business on Planet Earth

Tentacle Bank of Planet Purplonia is getting ready to bring their business to Earth. New television ads for the bank proclaim, "Tentacle Bank offers loans at 2% APR, savings at 16% interest. How does that grab you?" Financial experts are a bit puz...

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Funny story - New Mortgage Rate System Rated (We Need To Hire A Snappy Headline Writer)

New Mortgage Rate System Rated (We Need To Hire A Snappy Headline Writer)

In a shakeup to the way we apply for mortgage's people will now take a personality test to see if their eligible to receive a large sum of money for them to own their own property. The test will take the form of a quiz with a number of questions and...

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Funny story - New Board Game called "BANKER" Sweeping the World

New Board Game called "BANKER" Sweeping the World

The object of the game is to fleece as many people as possible in the shortest possible time, build a dynasty and get to die in your bed before you are assassinated. Although you may be responsible for thousands if not millions of deaths you cannot personally kill anybody. If your dice throws run against you whereupon you must kill your adversary by your own hand you lose the game. "Lifetime Po...

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Funny story - Woops! HSBC loses customer data disc

Woops! HSBC loses customer data disc

The HSBC banking group has admitted losing a computer disc with the details of 370,000 customers. FSA officials: "Have you checked between the sofa cushions and behind the fridge?"...

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