Funny story - Maggot therapy hemorrhoid hope 'premature'

Maggot therapy hemorrhoid hope 'premature'

LONDON, UK - Maggots may not have the miracle hemorrhoid healing properties that have been claimed, a UK study suggests. In a double blind study of 1,000,000 UK hemorrhoid suffers, maggot therapy actually increased the pain and itching of hemorrhoids...

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Funny story - Banks push for entitlement reform

Banks push for entitlement reform

Washington DC - Lobbyists around the capital are pushing the Congress to enact new legislation to curb what they see is an attitude of blatant entitlement. According to our source, Representative Crass Raftgay, banks want to put an end to entitl...

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Funny story - Durango Police Make An Extremely Unusual Arrest

Durango Police Make An Extremely Unusual Arrest

DURANGO, Colorado – Durango’s Prospectors Bank was nearly robbed yesterday, by an individual who wore a Denver Broncos Coronavirus medical mask. Bank teller, Concordia Dewdusky, 51, told police that a tall Peruvian man with a parrot on his shoulde...

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Funny story - CISA Certified Mohd Aidil Harith Resigns From BPMB After 5 Year Stint

CISA Certified Mohd Aidil Harith Resigns From BPMB After 5 Year Stint

Mr. Mohd Aidil Harith has resigned from Bank Pembangunan Malaysia Berhad's (BPMB) System Auditor with immediate effect. Aidil has been with the Bank for the past 5 years since May 2013 and has changed BPMB's IT landscape. Aidil is a Certified Info...

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Funny story - Man Is Going To Rob A Bank

Man Is Going To Rob A Bank

An Englishman whose mind is in absolute turmoil with regard to how he is going to ensure the well-being of his young family after his own death, is going to rob a bank. The extremely ambitious plan was hatched today by Ken Moyswood (not real name)…

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Funny story - Thief feels sorry for building society and gets money back

Thief feels sorry for building society and gets money back

In what some may think was a strange turn of events, a thief who used to rob branches of the Bradford and Bingley Building Society prior to the credit crunch turned the act of robbery on its head today. Well known, disrespected, unemployed yet ref...

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Funny story - Nigerians Upset Over US Bank Scams

Nigerians Upset Over US Bank Scams

Poor Nigerians are upset over being scammed by United States citizens posing as large banks to effect email scams sometimes worth billions of dollars. The emails started appearing in the inboxes of Nigerians several weeks ago and have since exploded...

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Funny story - Stimulus Problems

Stimulus Problems

Bank of America, Wells Fargo, CitiBank, and other national and local banks have reported that the new Stimulus Checks from the US Government are being returned for lack of funds.

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Funny story - Sovereign Repo to air in July

Sovereign Repo to air in July

ATHENS - Filming is almost completed for the reality T.V. show, Sovereign Repo. While some footage has leaked out, those responsible are being rounded up this weekend, according to spokesman Themistocles N. Theosophisto, producer of the new series.

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Funny story - God's Banker murder panic: Putin visits Papa Ratzi

God's Banker murder panic: Putin visits Papa Ratzi

Vatican City - (Ass Press): Panic in the Vatican about some sordid 25 year old child molesting sex secrets now emerging in the God's Banker murder trial of Roberto Calvi has sent Russian President Vlad The Impaler Putain hotfoot to the Pope'...

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Funny story - An Oklahoma Bank Turns Down Donald Trump’s $45,000 Loan Request

An Oklahoma Bank Turns Down Donald Trump’s $45,000 Loan Request

TULSA – (Satire News) – The National Rumblings News Agency has just revealed that that one-term president Donald Jonathan Trump has been denied a loan. NR reporter Traci Diddle, stated that The 1st Stagecoach Bank of Tulsa turned down Trump’s requ…

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Funny story - FDIC Begins "Death Watch" of US Banks, Plans to Lower Insurance to $10,000 and Give Vouchers for Hamburgers or Tacos

FDIC Begins "Death Watch" of US Banks, Plans to Lower Insurance to $10,000 and Give Vouchers for Hamburgers or Tacos

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) has begun a "death watch" on dozens of failing US banks which are drowning in their own debts and piles of worthless subprime, derivative and other investments.

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Funny story - Royal Bank of Scotland apologises to customers

Royal Bank of Scotland apologises to customers

Sir Ron McKlipklop, the chairman of RBS has told his shareholders that he is 'profoundly sorry for the current state of affairs of the bank'. At the banks' annual Christmas luncheon, which is held weekly in a different 5-star hotel so as not to of...

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Funny story - Dead leprechaun found at Fort Knox

Dead leprechaun found at Fort Knox

Fort Knox - The army reports a dead leprechaun was found in the vault at Fort Knox among the gold bars, according to Colonel Jimbob. The cause of death could not be determined, as leprechauns have never been captured, dead or alive before; their bi...

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Funny story - Germany, Greece is up for occupation

Germany, Greece is up for occupation

BERLIN - According to secret, well-placed sources, tanks are being taken out of secret hiding places and 'Greeced up'; battle charts with maps of Greece, Spain, England and Iceland are being distributed to bankers as they prepare to 'occupy' those co...

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Funny story - New college grads can roll their student loan debt into a 30-year fixed mortgage - WHAT A DEAL!!!

New college grads can roll their student loan debt into a 30-year fixed mortgage - WHAT A DEAL!!!

So you just graduated from that pricey and prestigious liberal arts college and you and your sweetie owe an astronomical conglomeration of more than $125,000 in student loans. Neither of you have job prospects yet, but they're coming, baby, they're c...

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Funny story - Irish Bank uses topless tellers to raise funds

Irish Bank uses topless tellers to raise funds

In a desperate bid to stay solvent an Irish Bank has urged all its bank tellers to work topless in order to save their jobs. Molly Malone from Anglo-Irish Bank retail division "We need to recapitalise our current assets, if we are to cover the...

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Funny story - UK Out of Recession?

UK Out of Recession?

Industry analysts have announced that the UK is out of recession as of today. This follows on from other industry analysts announcing that we were out of recession at the beginning of December, and yet more industry analysts who have announced that w...

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Funny story - JP Morgan begging

JP Morgan begging

NEW YORK - JP Morgan issued a press release at a press conference today stating that they had to stop buying anything. This has nothing to do with the fact that they lost billions of dollars, the exact amount unknown. CEO, JD, stated that the re...

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Funny story - New Banking Disaster Shakes Investor Confidence

New Banking Disaster Shakes Investor Confidence

There have been calls today for a public inquiry following revelations that the National-Universal Bank has lost nearly a million pounds of investors' money.

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