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Fat Cat Banker Evan Meets Fate

Funny story: Fat Cat Banker Evan Meets Fate

A banker whose manner was blunt Squandered investor's funds on a punt. The whole lot was lost At incredible cost To the nations that all bore the brunt. Just one man, whose shoulders were broad, Was sacked, for reporting the fraud. The judge in his case Said "I don't like your face" So he lost 'cause the system is flawed. That outcome ignited his zeal; Off he went to the Court of A...

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Nigerians Upset Over US Bank Scams

Funny story: Nigerians Upset Over US Bank Scams

Poor Nigerians are upset over being scammed by United States citizens posing as large banks to effect email scams sometimes worth billions of dollars. The emails started appearing in the inboxes of Nigerians several weeks ago and have since exploded...

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Obamas uncle Rasmus to head Federal Bank

Funny story: Obamas uncle Rasmus to head Federal Bank

In what can only be described as a major surprise to Wall Street the President has appointed his Uncle Rasmus to head the Federal Bank. When questioned by Reporters regarding his Uncle's ability to deal with Financial Institutions and the major b...

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Danger Of American Financial Institutions Obvious From Their Names

Funny story: Danger Of American Financial Institutions Obvious From Their Names

We should have seen it coming. We have only ourselves to blame. It was all there right in front of us to see. A coiled, shaking, hissing rattlesnake couldn't have been more obvious. One had only to look at the names of the companies and people that brought about our nation's second big depression and were in line to get bailouts to see that their intentions to cheat might a...

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New college grads can roll their student loan debt into a 30-year fixed mortgage - WHAT A DEAL!!!

Funny story: New college grads can roll their student loan debt into a 30-year fixed mortgage - WHAT A DEAL!!!

So you just graduated from that pricey and prestigious liberal arts college and you and your sweetie owe an astronomical conglomeration of more than $125,000 in student loans. Neither of you have job prospects yet, but they're coming, baby, they're c...

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Banks Face Hefty Fine for Murdering Delinquent Homeowners

Funny story: Banks Face Hefty Fine for Murdering Delinquent Homeowners

Dover, DE (BNSE): Justice Department investigators confirmed today they are considering possible fines and other penalties against several of the United States' largest financial institutions for the murders of hundreds of homeowners delinquent in...

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Old Lady Arrested Outside Bank

Funny story: Old Lady Arrested Outside Bank

An elderly woman was arrested in Kensington Hight Street London, England yesterday for malicious vandalism and wanton destruction of private property. Mrs. Edith Entwhistle explained to police who arrested her: "This is MY bank. Every letter I...

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Tony Blair "All Wrong" Over Not Hanging Bankers Says Academic

Funny story: Tony Blair "All Wrong" Over Not Hanging Bankers Says Academic

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair is wrong when he says we should not hang bankers in anger over the current financial mess, says a leading academic. In an interview with the Daily Telegraph today, Mr Blair defends the free market and liberal econo...

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