Vatican not only welcomes "bent Priests" it also loves "bent bankers"!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 21 September 2010

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Vatican, headquarters of crime corruption and Paedophiles, God bless them all!

The Catholic church never manages to survive long without a scandal or two for it's leaders and followers to swallow.

A well accepted fact that hidden amongst the ranks of its Priests there are certain undesirable elements fiddling with little boys and girls, OK, so what's new?

Millions of Catholic worshippers have just recently followed the Vatican leader on his journey through the UK, swallowing every word that spewed off of his tongue, OK so what's new?

On his return to the bastion of corruption, lies and criminality it seems that his very own bank is corrupt, so what's new?

The Vatican Bank is being investigated for money-laundering and not being able to explain where a cool 23 million euros came from and why it was winging it's way to Frankfurt and another Italian bank.

(It's not their first financial scandal by the way)

The Catholic church represents a redeeming, forgiving God and based upon these principles that God forgives all sinners (eventually) the Vatican and it's band of corrupt Angels continue to commit every crime (even murder) on earth knowing that God will forgive them eventually?

As for those who worship under the Catholic banner and follow them like sheep to the slaughter, God is awaiting, but be careful the Devil is his best friend!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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