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Funny story: Who Wants To Be a Trllionaire? You, Because You Already Are One!

Who Wants To Be a Trllionaire? You, Because You Already Are One!

For centuries people have complained that they're poor because they have little or no money in their wallet or purse or geeky fanny-pack, but new insights have come forth that would seem to contradict the concept of rich or poor. Eminent math egg-…

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Funny story: An Oklahoma Bank Turns Down Donald Trump’s $45,000 Loan Request

An Oklahoma Bank Turns Down Donald Trump’s $45,000 Loan Request

TULSA – (Satire News) – The National Rumblings News Agency has just revealed that that one-term president Donald Jonathan Trump has been denied a loan. NR reporter Traci Diddle, stated that The 1st Stagecoach Bank of Tulsa turned down Trump’s requ…

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Funny story: Man Paid In Peanuts Concerned About Transfer Of Salary Into His Bank Account

Man Paid In Peanuts Concerned About Transfer Of Salary Into His Bank Account

A man who was told, last week, that, from today, he would no longer be paid in money, but that he would, instead, receive remuneration in peanuts, has said he is concerned over potential difficulties with the safe transfer of his salary into his bank…

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Funny story: UK's banking sector set to expand

UK's banking sector set to expand

The government have boasted that the UK's banking sector is set to grow by 5% in 2021. This is despite recent setbacks such as most European trading returning to the EU after Brexit. "The future of banking in the UK is secure," said treasury spoke…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Asks Sean Hannity To Please Lend Him $10 Million

Donald Trump Asks Sean Hannity To Please Lend Him $10 Million

MAR-A-LAGO – (Satire News) – The word coming out of Trump’s new permanent residence is that the former president is in one horrible financial mess. BuzzFuzz is reporting that the man who, in just 4 years, spewed over 47,000 lies, including around…

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Funny story: Man Is Going To Rob A Bank

Man Is Going To Rob A Bank

An Englishman whose mind is in absolute turmoil with regard to how he is going to ensure the well-being of his young family after his own death, is going to rob a bank. The extremely ambitious plan was hatched today by Ken Moyswood (not real name)…

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Funny story: Durango Police Make An Extremely Unusual Arrest

Durango Police Make An Extremely Unusual Arrest

DURANGO, Colorado – Durango’s Prospectors Bank was nearly robbed yesterday, by an individual who wore a Denver Broncos Coronavirus medical mask. Bank teller, Concordia Dewdusky, 51, told police that a tall Peruvian man with a parrot on his shoulde...

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Funny story: Banks to Customers: The Secret to Enduring the Coronavirus Pandemic is to Borrow More Money...Do Your Part!

Banks to Customers: The Secret to Enduring the Coronavirus Pandemic is to Borrow More Money...Do Your Part!

(Cincinnati, OH) Here in the US city with the largest concentration of banks per capita, bankers joined Governor Mike DeWine in the much-anticipated “Reopening of Ohio” by offering special loans and other incentives to what would traditionally be co...

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Funny story: Illuminati to Focus on World Finance Domination

Illuminati to Focus on World Finance Domination

AUSTIN, TEXAS - The Illuminati are giving up on "Political Intrigue", because they are sick and tired of the "f*cking incompetence" which is rampant among ALL politicians. Keeping their focus on control of the Financial Markets, the Banks, and Invest...

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Funny story: Federal Reserve loses banking license

Federal Reserve loses banking license

Washington D.C. According to YouTube viewer Joe Blow, the Federal Reserve lost its banking license on September 14, 2018. “I was watching YouTube, and all of a sudden this Scottish guy started saying the Federal Reserve was DONE. No more licen...

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Funny story: CISA Certified Mohd Aidil Harith Resigns From BPMB After 5 Year Stint

CISA Certified Mohd Aidil Harith Resigns From BPMB After 5 Year Stint

Mr. Mohd Aidil Harith has resigned from Bank Pembangunan Malaysia Berhad's (BPMB) System Auditor with immediate effect. Aidil has been with the Bank for the past 5 years since May 2013 and has changed BPMB's IT landscape. Aidil is a Certified Info...

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Funny story: Tentacle Bank is set to do business on Planet Earth

Tentacle Bank is set to do business on Planet Earth

Tentacle Bank of Planet Purplonia is getting ready to bring their business to Earth. New television ads for the bank proclaim, "Tentacle Bank offers loans at 2% APR, savings at 16% interest. How does that grab you?" Financial experts are a bit puz...

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Funny story: Mick Flynn Confronts The New World 'Order'

Mick Flynn Confronts The New World 'Order'

This story is not entirely made up. The encounter with the teller is based on fact. A man goes into his bank in Donegal Ireland to deposit 1,000 euros, most of what he had earned that month. Here follows the conversation he had that fateful Monday morning with the girl teller. As he reaches the window she studies his face for a few seconds, dismounts from her stool and seems to be searc...

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Funny story: The Potter Bank Opens in London

The Potter Bank Opens in London

LONDON UK: A new bank has just opened in London. Who owns the bank and who runs it is still a guarded secret. But it is a bank like no other. It has its own pub, massage parlour and meditation room. And boasts a disturbing mural in the foyer depictin...

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Funny story: New college grads can roll their student loan debt into a 30-year fixed mortgage - WHAT A DEAL!!!

New college grads can roll their student loan debt into a 30-year fixed mortgage - WHAT A DEAL!!!

So you just graduated from that pricey and prestigious liberal arts college and you and your sweetie owe an astronomical conglomeration of more than $125,000 in student loans. Neither of you have job prospects yet, but they're coming, baby, they're c...

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Funny story: New Board Game called "BANKER" Sweeping the World

New Board Game called "BANKER" Sweeping the World

The object of the game is to fleece as many people as possible in the shortest possible time, build a dynasty and get to die in your bed before you are assassinated. Although you may be responsible for thousands if not millions of deaths you cannot personally kill anybody. If your dice throws run against you whereupon you must kill your adversary by your own hand you lose the game. "Lifetime Po...

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Funny story: Spoof reporter unearths transcripts of Hillary Clinton speeches to Goldman Sachs and how she earned the money

Spoof reporter unearths transcripts of Hillary Clinton speeches to Goldman Sachs and how she earned the money

In recent dazzling investigative work, Spoof reporting is able to finally bring out the contents of Hillary Clinton's controversial speeches to Goldman Sachs. These speeches occurred as part of her early campaign to win the Democratic nomination f...

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