What Does the Evil Eye See?
What do the Russians or Chinese see when Americans, or any democracy, votes? Sure, the American Republican party is the best comedy on TV right now, since they cannot vote for one of their own. It’s like watching an episode of Survivor, except the…
Read full storyWilliam and Harry are lightweight scrapping siblings says Liam Gallagher
Although not asked, Liam Gallagher has waded into discussions about the relationship between Prince William and Harry. 'Until you have toured the world singing Wonderwall countless times, don't tell me you have had a falling out' said Gallagher on…
Read full storyImmigrant Delivery Service – Bringing Fair Play Back to Whitey’s World
Do you have people in your country who want to go to another country because your country sucks? Well, look no further, my friend. Here at the Immigrant Delivery Service, we will send lots of boats – big and small, sometimes just ramshackle rafts…
Read full storyThe Taliban Olympics: Women Only
The Taliban are giving serious thought about entering the next Olympics! Afghanistan hasn’t been in any Olympics since they outlawed jihad as a sport, so this will be an exciting time for the well-governed nation. Strangely, most of the competitor…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Receives An Honor From Harvard
BOSTON - (Satire News) - Vox Populi writer Sinclair Petaluma reports that Sen. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is recently divorced has just been bestowed with an honor from The Harvard Male Student Body Fraternity (HMSBF). According to fraternity pre…
Read full storyBritney Spears Has Just Marketed Her Fantastic Pussy Rejuvenating Pills
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The blonde songstress who has had such hit songs as "Baby One More Time," "Baby A Bunch More Times," "Oops!...I Did It Again," "I'm A Slave 4 You," and the recently released, "I'm A Sex Toy 4 You," recently sat down for an…
Read full storyThe 'Royals' - An Ongoing Soap Opera
The real-Life Royal Family is the best Soap Opera in England at the present time. It beats any of the Fictional Soaps. A Royal has a long time Mistress. The Press finds out - and The Royal Mistress divorces her cheating husband. The recently…
Read full storyThe Quintessential Old West Actor Sam Elliot Guest Stars As a Bounty Hunter on Hell On Wheels
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - One of today's most popular and most beloved Old West actors is Sam Elliott. Elliott has appeared in over 130 Westerns and he has even recorded an album of Wild West Songs titled, "Sam Elliot Sings Songs About Cowboys a…
Read full storyAvatar 3 Leaked — The Na'vi Take New York
Los Angeles - A fake journalist for the Hollywood gossip website, The Celebrity Teabagger claims to know several details about Avatar 3, including some shocking details that might put its PG rating in peril. The journalist won't say her source, bu…
Read full storyRepublicans Choose Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House
After 73 failed balloting attempts to elect a new Speaker of the House, the Republican Congressional "Freedom Caucus" gave its 20 votes to Nancy Pelosi, sending her to an unexpected new term as Speaker. A spokesman for the Freedom Caucus, who aske…
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