Immigrant Delivery Service – Bringing Fair Play Back to Whitey’s World

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Thursday, 5 January 2023

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Another Fun Day at the Beach for Freedom Lovers!

Do you have people in your country who want to go to another country because your country sucks?

Well, look no further, my friend. Here at the Immigrant Delivery Service, we will send lots of boats – big and small, sometimes just ramshackle rafts or plastic barrels that people cling onto – to your nation to pick up as many people as possible.

Then we’ll float them all the way to America or Europe, wherever these new and pesky immigrants want to go.

The Yankees and the Brits are really getting pissed off with all those NEW people arriving. And these countries like to keep poor countries (like yours) in perpetual debt, thus keeping them destitute and servile FOREVER! So they really hate it when some of those poor land on the rich man’s shores asking for fairness. A fair safe life to make one’s fortune, no wars, no disease, no starvation … that’s for the white, not the non-white! Didn’t Haiti teach you anything?

Oh, don’t worry, people will complain, they always do … but as long as your people keep showing up (or washing up) on shore, the white man’s rich government will be plagued with feelings of helping one’s fellow man versus keeping the race (but they call it the ‘nation’ so as not to offend anyone) pure.

And the IDS will be there to pack in tons of flesh and roll it off when it reaches those blessed shores. Then we hit the supercharger and blast our way back into international waters before they can torpedo us.

Immigrant Delivery Service … changing the face of the world one face at a time.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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