Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Hired a Bodyguard
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The most sought-after woman in D.C., Marjorie Taylor Greene recently told GOPicky Magazine reporter Tabitha Wishywater that she hasn't been hit on as much since her high school senior year back in The Peach State (G…
Read full storyThe Phantom Gets Mask-Blocked
Old Vic London Estonia: A new production of “The Phantom of the Opera” will be opening soon, and tickets are sold out! This is a revamped version of the beloved musical to reflect modern times. The Phantom usually wears a mask to hide his di…
Read full storyYour Next Variant May Be in Your Sack
Chlamydia Crabs Scabies Gonorrhea Hepatitis B Herpes HIV HPV Syphilis … what do all these have in common? Besides being meaty, gooey and deeeeelicious! Soon, FizerP (the P is silent) will be constructing new variants in their secret…
Read full storyCharles - the Royal Succession to Go Through the Royal Mistresses - His Recent Decision
Charles wants to honor his Mother. He feels Females make the best Monarchs. And He is already tired and bored with being King. (Charles really wants to go back to Bird Watching - it's Tit season on the Moors. ) In a change to tradition, Char…
Read full storyTime Out for Bully Boy Israel
Israel bombed Iran. In the past (recent past, possibly yesterday), Israel has bombed other neighbors. I remember the 1980s, and all those bombs falling on Lebanon. When one country bombs another, some have called that an act of war. But not when I…
Read full storyThou Shalt Not Kill in Israel … Until the American is Off the Soil
U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken met with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to discuss several topics, including Israeli-Palestinian relations. Benny said to Antony: “We promise when we torture and kill Palestinians, we won’t do it in front…
Read full storyMan Buns to Be Illegal Due to Lack of Taste
The “man bun” will be made illegal in 25 of 50 American states, but Oregon, Washington State and California are not part of the 25. The GOP love having a little bit of power since they’ve been glaring losers since their Holy Priest, Trump, got int…
Read full storySick Twisted Man Reads A Book In PUBLIC!
A man was seen reading a book in a public space. The book appeared to be made of paper and was very large. Some thought it was a strange brick, others assumed it was a weapon, still others thought the man was being punished for some reason. “Who w…
Read full storyA Poll Shows That Fast Food Is Not Really That Fast
CHICAGO - (Fast Food Satire) - A poll that was taken by The QuinniPinni Polling Agency clearly shows that fast foods claim that fast food is fast is not really true. The poll was taken in every state in the nation except for West Virginia. Why not…
Read full storyRecently sacked multi-millionaire wonders what they will do next
Recently sacked multi-millionaire Shane Worthington wonders what he will do next. 'I am down to my last three hundred million' bewailed the 47-year-old son of very rich parents. 'I lost my job for doing something I shouldn't have and then threaten…
Read full storyGoofle to rename its Fact Check news category
San Francisco, California - Our inside source at Goofle, who DOES want to be named, but whom we refuse to name (we just refer to him as Goofy), has revealed a great internal controversy at search headquarters. Nearly everyone the world over relies…
Read full storyRapper One Ball's Song Sells Jesus to the Millions - (for the White Jesus Corporation)
Here is his song- He Walked on Water Never had a Daughter Went to his Slaughter- Head held High. He had a Peter- his chief Greeter. Sometimes a Denier- When hanging around the Fire. His mother thought he was Crazy. H…
Read full storySweden and Finland can join NATO if both nations become Muslim - says Erdogan
Turkey's fanatical ruler - Erdogan - a Mid - East Donald Trump - says Sweden and Finland can Join NATO if Hell Freezes Over - or if their Nations convert to Islam. Erdogan - now that Turkey a member of the peaceful community of NATO - can Veto…
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