The “man bun” will be made illegal in 25 of 50 American states, but Oregon, Washington State and California are not part of the 25.
The GOP love having a little bit of power since they’ve been glaring losers since their Holy Priest, Trump, got into power and made them all look as ridiculous as … well, themselves. There really is no true metaphor or simile.
The man bun has been called evil by many, possibly satanic (although that could be a catch-all term), and no one beyond a 16th Samurai should ever be allowed to wear one.
Since they got abortion killed, why not kill other things the Democrats like? (Some of them, not all, let’s not paint with a broad brush now.)
Without the man bun, how will men who like to retain a little sprig of hair on the top of their heads display it?
A man bow?
A man tuft?
A man spiral?
All excellently terrible proposals, but only time will tell, after the “man buners” weep for the loss of their ridiculous hairstyle.
Bring the mullet back? How dare you!
