Rapper One Ball's Song Sells Jesus to the Millions - (for the White Jesus Corporation)

Funny story written by UncleDale

Monday, 30 January 2023

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You can't spell craps without rap. Oh...you said crap?

Here is his song-

He Walked on Water
Never had a Daughter
Went to his Slaughter-
Head held High.

He had a Peter-
his chief Greeter.
Sometimes a Denier-
When hanging around the Fire.

His mother thought he was Crazy.
His father thought he was Lazy.
His brother thought he was Spacey
His religious talk-real Racy.

He cured with Spit and Dirt-Many of the Hurt.
Mediated in the desert-sometimes in a Yurt.

He changed Wine the into Water-
for his Sister's daughter.
Everyone then got drunk-as an Israeli Skunk.

He ended up getting High-up in the Sky
Couldn't Stay-so went Bye and Bye.

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