Ivanka Trump Says Her Sperm Donor Father Gets Botox Four Times a Week
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Cinderella St. Lamb, with The Daily Drama stated that she spoke with the former White House Barbie, Ivanka Trump and she learned that her estranged father gets four botox treatments a week. Ivanka made it clear that…
Read full storyAnn Coulter Says That Donald Trump Has A Little, Itty, Bitty, Pee-Pee
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Ann "Horsey" Coulter, the GOP mouthpiece, who many say has the face of a palomino and the body of a surfboard recently spoke to reporter Jimbo Zoopy with The GOP Gushings News Agency. The dishwater blonde, potty-…
Read full storyPorn Star Who Totally Oozes Sex, Pretzel Garibaldi, Stars In The X-Rated Film "Sex Is Just A 3-Letter Word For Fuck"
HOLLYWOOD - (Porn News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle interviewed the nation's number one porn star, Pretzel Garibaldi, at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. Miss Chipotle noted that Pretz, as she is called by her relatives and landsca…
Read full storyIn the Future Electric Bikes Will be One Giant Wheel
In the Future, Electric bikes will be one giant Wheel - with a comfy passenger compartment on one Side - and the electric motor and storage compartment on the other Side. A Computer will do thousands of adjustments a second to keep the Bike balan…
Read full storyBob Baffert's Horse "Morning Woody," Wins It's First Race
OMAHA, Nebraska - (Sports Satire) - The greatest horse trainer in history, Bob Baffert, has once again struck gold in the horse racing world. Baffert's latest horse named "Morning Woody" easily won The Omaha Invitational Derby by 13 lengths. "M…
Read full storyNew IBM Modified ChatBot Voted Best Journalist of the Year - Beat out Fox News
IBM modified it radical new Chatbot AI to also write News articles. The Artificial Intelligence Institute of DC voted it the best Journalist of the year. All of their Computers felt it was way above Old Fashioned Fox News and their Human Talking…
Read full story'Pump the Trump' Rally In South Carolina Starts Next Month for Trump's Presidential Run
Media sources report Trump is gearing up for his 2024 Presidential run. His first rally will be in South Carolina. He will continue using stolen Pop Songs for his Rallies - although he really believes in Private Property Rights - (for himself).
Read full storyMiley Cyrus' New Pornographic Song Quickly Climbs To The Top of The Charts
HOLLYWOOD - (Music Satire) - Music Moments Magazine writer Calcutta Cotton has just informed the music public that Miley Cyrus is back in the musical limelight with a song that has just hit the top of the pop music chart. The uptempo song, which t…
Read full storyChastity Belts for Adolescent Perverts
Now that the white Christian robotic masses have taken over America, sex is bad. (Unless they do it and don’t get caught, of course.) Religion always hates sex but loves violence, that’s why I can sit with the wife and 2.5 kids around the TV tray mic…
Read full storyFart Your Way to Riches!
With people around the world willingly carrying tracking devices on their persons (aka, telephones), governments and Bill Gates want to know what else people will happily carry with them wherever they go. And also: how to solve any energy crisis?…
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