In the Future Electric Bikes Will be One Giant Wheel

Funny story written by UncleDale

Thursday, 12 January 2023

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South Park did it, South park did it!

In the Future, Electric bikes will be one giant Wheel - with a comfy passenger compartment on one Side - and the electric motor and storage compartment on the other Side.

A Computer will do thousands of adjustments a second to keep the Bike balanced - while accelerating from O - 60 in the blink of an eye.

Guys will do Wheelies every time they go for a ride.

They can go along the tops of walls, up stairs and up and down ramps - even cross - country.

For the younger more 'Rad' Guys - (or Girls) - a smaller seat might be in the Center of the bike with a TV screen showing what is up ahead and behind.

Expect exciting competitions in Skateboard - like arenas - zooming up walls and across building tops.

It will be a 'Wheelie world!

(Brought to you by Dr. Futuro's Writer Bot. He's on vacation.)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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