Now that the white Christian robotic masses have taken over America, sex is bad. (Unless they do it and don’t get caught, of course.) Religion always hates sex but loves violence, that’s why I can sit with the wife and 2.5 kids around the TV tray microwaved dinner and watch CSI show us lots of gruesome murders that will be solved by the show’s end – but we cannot see one single boob! What will the children think? They might like it and then ask questions – and then mom and dad will have to answer those questions!!!
To put a stop to all that, children, especially girls, will be forced to wear a new and improved chastity belt. The all-new Gyno Belt will be all the rage pretty soon! Make it cool and convince your kids that they want it. Does your adolescent son have a boner? Belt that bastard! Does your daughter ride the staircase banister a little too much? Belt that bitch! Stop all those sexual cravings and confusions as early as possible, and turn your kids into lonely desperate pathetic cum-stinking borderline psychopathic … things!
Just like the rest of us.
Get your kids a Chastity Belt today and force them to ignore Mother Nature and obey Jesus … cuz if a 2000 year old Jewish carpenter who called himself the Son of God doesn’t know something about sex, then you shouldn’t know about it either.
