'Pump the Trump' Rally In South Carolina Starts Next Month for Trump's Presidential Run

Funny story written by UncleDale

Thursday, 12 January 2023

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Pump the sewage!

Media sources report Trump is gearing up for his 2024 Presidential run.

His first rally will be in South Carolina. He will continue using stolen Pop Songs for his Rallies - although he really believes in Private Property Rights - (for himself).

There will be Nancy and Hillary live - size dolls that one can beat with baseball bats (for a fee) - as part of the entertainment.

Vendors will be going through the crowds with MAGA Condoms - 'Make it Great again! on the labels. They expect to sell a lot.

During Trump's rabble - rousing speech he is expected to make a wardrobe change and come out as his Trump Man persona in his red ballet tights.

He hoped to sell millions more of the newest Batch of his Digital Cards - of Superheroes. He is a poor Billionaire - apparently needs the Money.

If elected he will have huge Catapults along his new Border Wall to catapult illegals back into Mexico. (Much cheaper than Busses).

On the East Coast they will catapult Illegals beyond the 12 mile Limit - (wearing Life jackets - the U. S. is Humanitarian) - and so get them physically out of the United States.

Trump believes this New Approach will solve the Immigration Crisis.

(Lance Bottomly Hollywood Gossip Journalist).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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