A Very Depressed Former Prime Minister Liz Truss Is Placed On Suicide Watch
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Brooklyn Bridge Times has broken the story from across the pond, that after being forced to resign Liz Truss is reportedly so depressed that 10 Downing Street officials have placed her on suicide watch. Bridge T…
Read full storyA List of 10 Words That Donald Trump Cannot Pronounce
PASCAGOULA, Louisiana - (Satire News) - When it comes to pronouncing certain words Donald Trump has one hell of a problem. The Orange Dirigible once said that he knew more words that all of the US Supreme Court justices put together. Judge Soni…
Read full storyA List of Illegal Tweets From Trump The Treasonous Traitor - (October Edition)
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Ever since the piece-of-baboon shit, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump was banned from tweeting, the law-defying asshole has continued to tweet his assinine propaganda. Here are Melania's soon-to-be-ex-husband's latest twe…
Read full storyCamilla - Queen of England - A Cinderella Story
"It is also a lot like the movie - 'Fatal Attraction'", said Basil Blathering. "The Vulnerable Male can't keep away from the femme fatale female." Basil is working on his third un - authorized biography, after the Margaret Thatcher and Jane Aust…
Read full storyTed Cruz Is Still One Dumbass Tiny-Peckered Douche Bag
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Teodoro "El Taquito" Cruz is still regarded as one of the stupidest, most evil, ugiest, hate-spewing SOBs in America. And when he was back living in his native Costa Rica, no one, NO ONE liked the little limp-dic…
Read full storyTrump Insists That It Is Not Him In The Photo
ATLANTA - (Satire News) - Donald Trump is known as the world's biggest liar. He is also known as the world's biggest racist, as well as the world's biggest predator. He knows he lies. He knows he is a racist, but the pussy grabber still refuses to…
Read full storySlim Everdingle Interviews President Biden In Backseat Of 1951 Studebaker
BILLINGSGATE POST: The following interview was conducted in the back seat of Slim Everdingle’s 1951 Champion Studebaker on Wednesday, October 19, 2022. Being a vintage car nut, President Biden agreed to the interview, even though his staff warned h…
Read full storyTrump Still Thinks That He Is Not Going To End Up In Prison (Poor, Stupid, Ignorant Bastard)
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The lying pussy-grabbing, tub of lard, still, even after The Senate Condemnatory Hearing on The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6, has informed the nation that the FBI has over 2,903,807 documents that can easily put the T…
Read full storyLiz Truss - Gone With The English Wind
SOMEWHERE IN NOT-SO-MERRY-OLD-ENGLAND - (Satire News) - As a young girl growing up in Soho, Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss dreamed of one day developing and growing up and becoming the queen of England. Well for several damn good reasons that was not…
Read full storyDemi Lovato, Nina Dobrev, and Taylor Swift To Star In The Vampire Film "The Vampire MILFs From Mars"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Three of Tinsel Town's top actresses have agreed to star in the Solar System Studios production of "The Vampire MILFs From Mars." The film which will be directed by famed Italian director Lagarino Pollenzi will star Do…
Read full storyLiz Truss Is Reportedly Devastated At Having To Resign
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has stated that he called up Liz Truss, the former prime minister of England. He said that she is positively devastated and totally embarrassed at having had to resign because of unfounded rumors,…
Read full storyJohn Lennon's Autographed Fender Guitar Fetches $1.6 Million At An Auction In Las Vegas
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - John Lennon's famous Fender guitar was auctioned off at Caesar's Palace, and it fetched $1.6 million. The buyer was a man from Cincinnati, who is named John Lennon, no relation to the Beatles singer. Lennon, the buye…
Read full storyPrime Minister Liz Truss Vacates 10 Downing Street - She Says That Someone Stole Five of Her String Bikini Panties
LONDON - (Satire News) - The newly elected prime minister of England Liz Truss only served 44 days before she was forced to resign. Truss said that there are several reasons why she left; including the rumor about her having a tremendous onslaught…
Read full storyHope Hicks Denies That She Has Trump's Initials Tattooed On Her Labia Majora
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - It's no secret that the Trumptard once told his top advisor Hope Hicks that one day he would divorce Melania, marry her, and make her the fourth Mrs. Donald Trump. And Hope, who is gorgeously stunning, actually believed…
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