Donald Trump Suing Pulitzer Prize Committee
Donald Trump is suing the Pulitzer Prize Committee. Not because the Committee failed to award Mr. Trump with a Prize. And it is doubtful they ever will. So instead, Trump is suing, demanding that the Pulitzer Prize Committee rescind, cancel, or take…
Read full storyFour of The Very Sexy Oregon State Beaver Cheerleaders Are Actually Not Biological Females
CORVALLIS, Oregon - (Sports Satire) - NCAA officials have been shocked to learn that 4 of the 12 Oregon State Beaver cheerleaders are not biological women. The discovery was made when one of the "Female" cheerleaders was accidentally caught peeing…
Read full storyTN State Senator Concerned that ‘Beloved KKK’ Being Taken Over by Extremists
NASHVILLE, TN – Following Monday’s senate floor session, TN Republican State Sen. Stephen Leghorn stopped to answer questions of the press on the Capitol steps. Our very own Ernest Funtz was there, and he asked Sen. Leghorn about his position on the…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Reveals The Names of Her Two Tits
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - One of the most unpopular congresswomen to ever serve in congress says she doesn't give a tinker's damn what anyone thinks about her because they're all just jealous of her sensuously sexy legs, her erotic ass, and her tit…
Read full storyYou Don't Own Your Computer, Big Billy Does!
My computer has, once again, shown that I do not own it, but that it owns me. I bought it last week, just a little laptop to do some writing on, no need for apps or games or talking to strangers on the other side of the world. I needed a typewrit…
Read full storyShock! Outrage! Twitter! Peter Pan Still Won’t Grow Up
During Queen Elizabeth’s Jubilee, a wee lad was acting like a child! Holy Fuck, start a war! Prince Louis didn’t know he was ‘a Royal”, so he could only be a kid. Thumbing his nose at mommy! Good for you! That’s what kids do to mommy when she t…
Read full storyFascism & Democracy vs. Assange & Snowden
If the USA and Great Britain are wonderful examples of democracy (as they both always tell us) – and that, of course, involves an adherence to free speech, freedom of the press, freedom of this and that, blah blah blah ... ... then why are you att…
Read full storyExpect the Unexpected ... Anonymous, We Hardly Knew Ye
Dear Anonymous, Where’d you go? You’re like dust in the wind (great song; bad hacker policy?). You are a dog that barks more than you bite. (Please don’t have me hacked or whacked or whatever it is you do!) Putin is still alive and kicki…
Read full storyThe Japanese Produced Hi Spy Samurai 7000 Vaginal Camera Has Completely Sold Out!
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Word filtering out of the "Big Apple" is that the latest, state-of-the-art revolutionary camera The Hi Spy Samurai 7000 Vaginal Camera, which is manufactured in Japan, has completely sold out. The president of the S…
Read full storyBudweiser To Produce Microwaveable Beer
ST. LOUIS - (Satire News) - One of the most popular beer companies in the world has just informed the beer-drinking public that in an effort to stay at the top of the beer world, they will be putting out a new beer that is microwavable. The 146-ye…
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