Coronavirus Surge 3,523 - Omicron B5-A #533 is now Hot In America Says Epidemiologist
Dr. Strangeheart of the Chromosome Institute says there is a hot new variant of the Coronavirus, Omicron BA - 5, Sub - Sub - Sub - Variant - just in from Hong Kong via Mao Airlines. They are calling it the Trumphead Virus as the Spikes stick out…
Read full storyBritain evaluates its potential new PM
The race to be the next UK Prime Minister is on. And it's a mediocre race to the bottom, a three-legged race run by amputee horses high on the ketamine of low taxes, where the loser is likely to be shot quite literally with the votes of the Tory memb…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Reveals She Has Just Purchased An Anatomically Correct Male Doll
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor is an enigma, as she is either hated or loved. Margarita Mixx with The Wild Whispers News Agency has interviewed MTG on two occasions, and she finds her to be a somewhat unusual individual, who at times…
Read full storyAmazon to Buy Google and Walmart - One Corporation to Rule Us All
Giant monopoly Amazon is to buy giant monopoly Google, and giant monopoly Walmart to make one huge corporation to basically run everything in America. The A.G.W. (Amazon - Google - Walmart) Corporation - will sell you everything. And watch yo…
Read full storyTrump Recently Said That Kim Jong-un Is One Dumb, Stupid, Fat Ass Tub of Lard (Pot/Kettle)
ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida - (Satire News) - If there is one thing that can be said about Trump, it's that the Big Mac-eating asshole is one arrogantly, sarcastic pussy grabber. Ivanka's evil-as-shit father, recently told one of his FEW remaining fri…
Read full storyJosh Hawley Is The Biggest Scaredy Cat Pussy In America
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Josh Hawley has just been named The Biggest Pussy in Washington D.C. Vice President Kamala Harris said that the junior limp-wristed senator from Missouri appears to have some of "Cheeto Face" Trump's wimpish DNA…
Read full storyThe Pope is Going to Spend Rest of Life Going Around World and Apologizing
There have been Catholic atrocities on every continent for years. All these sexual assaults beatings and murders in the Name of mild, merciful Catholic Christianity - and a merciful Christ who loved children. Apparently, Catholics talk a goo…
Read full storySuper Model Kate Moss - Take Off Your Bra, Treat Yourself - And Boyfriend
Super model Kate Moss recently said in an interview 'Take off your bra" Actually, she is being Life Affirmative in this interview - said to loosen up, indulge yourself, etc. put on some weight (if not obese). Her advice is actually quite good…
Read full storyThe WHO Cries Wolf
Now that Covid has no longer taken over the minds and fears of most of the world’s population, it’s time for a new disease. Usually these new diseases come and go and a few die and a cure is found, not a vaccine, and all is peaceful with the world on…
Read full storyTrump May Be The Son of God
Frederick Christ Trump Sr., or just Fred, is dead. He has been dead since 1999. Prince had a party. But you see that middle name up there? Holy fuck, right? Now imagine your average Trump supporter … yep, it’s clicking now, ain’t it … evangeli…
Read full storyThe NRA Is Asked To Get The Hell Out of Massachusetts
BOSTON - (Satire News) - The state of Massachusetts Senate has voted to oust the NRA out of the New England commonwealth by an overwhelming vote of 97-3.. A spokesperson for the NRA asked why in the world they would do that. He was told by a re…
Read full storyPrince Charles Finally Reveals Why He Does Not Ever Eat Peanut Butter
LONDON - (Satire News) - Camilla Parker Bowles said that she was quite surprised when she learned that her husband Prince Charles had revealed a deep, kept secret about his personal eating habits. The Prince of Wales told Birmingham Cribworthy wit…
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