Trump Recently Said That Kim Jong-un Is One Dumb, Stupid, Fat Ass Tub of Lard (Pot/Kettle)

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 26 July 2022

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Trump says that Kim is short and fat, Kim says that Trump is ugly, ignorant and he smells like Big Macs.

ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida - (Satire News) - If there is one thing that can be said about Trump, it's that the Big Mac-eating asshole is one arrogantly, sarcastic pussy grabber.

Ivanka's evil-as-shit father, recently told one of his FEW remaining friends, Greg "The Rodent" Gutfeld, that Kim Jong-un has ballooned to over 300 pounds, and he looks like one dumb, fat ass tub of lard.

Upon hearing his comment, Rudy "The Swamp Creature," who hates the Trumptard more than Sara Huckabee Sanders hates watching her weight, replied that if that isn't the epitome of the phrase "The pot calling the kettle black," then the Atlantic Ocean is a mere fricking pond.

SIDENOTE: According to BuzzFuzz (North Korea), when Kim Jong-un heard what Toxic Trump had said, he put down his huge bowl of rice and replied that the racist predator can kiss his gigantic North Korean ass!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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