The Russian KGB Has Discovered 273 Alaskan Eskimos Illegally Living in Port Comrade, Russia
MOSCOW – (Satire News) – The Kremlin has issued a statement that Russia’s KGB found 273 Eskimos from Alaska living in the Chukchi Sea town of Port Comrade. The agents said that the Eskimos appeared to be in fairly good spirits, except for 13 of th…
Read full storyThe FBI Finds $919,300 Worth of Food Stamps in a Detroit Pawn Shop
DETROIT – (Satire News) – Agents from the FBI report confiscating close to $1 million in U.S. government food stamps . The agents entered the Oh Hell Yeah, We Got’s It Bro Pawn Shop, located in downtown Detroit. After 2 minutes of searching they…
Read full storyThe City of Madrid Is Desperately Trying To Raise Money To Keep The Real Madrid Football Team From Moving To Pamplona, Spain
MADRID – (Sports Satire) – Sports Territory has just learned that the mayor of Madrid is so concerned about the Real Madrid football team moving to Pamplona, that he has taken a desperate measure. Tango Brisket with Sports Territory, reports that…
Read full storyDonald Trump Tells Police Officers That A Huge Drone Swooped Down At Mar-a-Lago and Carried Off A $3.8 Million Statue of Adolf Hitler
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Officers from the Palm Beach Police Department investigated a call that they received from Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate. According to the twice-impeached, one-term former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in W…
Read full storyRevealed: That thing Meatloaf wouldn't do for love
After the passing of rock legend Meat Loaf, a lost interview has finally given fans the answer to the question: Just what was it that he wouldn't do for love? "I'll never record a song with fewer than an average of twelve words in the title, or t…
Read full storyThe Real Reason Why Adele Cancelled Her Las Vegas Engagement
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – Adele regrets having to cancel her much anticipated “Adele Kicks Sin City’s Ass” performances, but she has no choice. That is according to Margarita Mixx, writer with the Wild Whispers News Agency. A rep for Adele'…
Read full storyOn Deathbed, Meatloaf Reveals 5 Things He Wouldn't Do For Love
NY - Just before he died, the singer Meatloaf told his nurse the five things that he wouldn't do for love, answering the burning question from his hit song, I Would Do Anything For Love (but I won't do that.) Although the nurse actually had no ide…
Read full storyDonald Trump’s Designer MAGA Toupee Flops – Only 17 Sold Nation-Wide
DETROIT – (Satire News) – The manufacturer of the Donald Trump Designer MAGA Toupee is extremely disappointed as the Trumptard’s wig is a great big flop. The company that produced the wig, called Wigs-Be-Us, from Detroit stated that the orange-col…
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