The Reason Why Nepal Is Going Back To Its Original Name
KATHMANDU, Nepal – (World Satire) – The president of Nepal, Bidhha Devi Bhandari, has decided that on April 16, 2022, the country known for beautiful temples shrines, palaces, gompas, stupas, and poupons, will revert back to it’s original name. Th…
Read full storySweden Leads The World In The French-Kissing Department
COPENHAGEN, Denmark – (World Satire) – A Danish report on human sexuality has just been released, and one of the results was that the Scandinavian country of Sweden is the country with the most incidences of French Kissing. The report stated that…
Read full storyPresident Biden Is Considering Exiling Devin Nunes, Trump’s 2024 Campaign Manager, Back To Costa Rica
DOVER, Delaware – (Satire News) – POTUS traveled back to his hometown of Dover, for an appointment with his personal hair stylist, Flamboyant Francois. While there he was asked by Boom Boom News about that little, lying weasel Devin Nunes, who is…
Read full storyDonald Trump Finally Admits He Lost The Election
The defeated former resident of the White House, Donald Trump, admitted in a public announcement that he lost the 2020 election and that Joseph Robinhood Biden was the 45th President of the United States. Hearing the announcement, Biden noted out…
Read full storyDr. Fauci Addresses The Latest, Crazy Omicron Rumors
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Dr. Anthony Fauci has said that he is really getting irritated with the dozens and dozens of falsehoods that are being spread about the latest Coronavirus variant. He noted that the Omicron Virus, is believed to…
Read full storyDr. Fauci: Throw Away Your Masks And Crazy Glue Your Nostrils And Pie Hole Shut
BILLINGSGATE POST: “If this ain’t the answer to the COVID pandemic, you ain’t asking the right question.” Dr. Fauci, citing Elmer Smuckmeister, the medical czar/pig farmer of Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, said that Smuckmeister’s latest experiment,…
Read full storyThe World’s Best Vagina Tightening Cream Is Now Available At Walgreens and CVS
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The makers of the best pubic region tightening cream on the market are thrilled to say that it is now finally available in local pharmacies. Dr. Petrov P. Vinalabinio, of Greenland, who invented the cream, which is…
Read full storyCedric The Entertainer’s Manager Finally Convinces Him To Change His Arrogantly Conceited Name
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Cedric The Entertainer’s manager actually threatened to end their longtime association if the comedian refused to drop the ‘Entertainer’ from his official celebrity title. Cedric Antonio Kyles has been told for two year…
Read full storyKim Jong-un Bans The Phrase “Home Sweet Home”
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – One of the world’s most ruthless, heartless, and fattest dictators has just informed his nation’s people that they are not to ever utter the phrase “Home, Sweet, Home.” The Kimster, as his BFF, NBA legend…
Read full storyMississippi Is Running Out of Cotton
BEAVER BELLY, Mississippi – (Satire News) – The US Cotton Commission has just issued a statement that has the state of Mississippi concerned as hell. As everyone knows, cotton is to Mississippi, like beer is to Ricky Gervais, or like Big Macs are…
Read full storyThe Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Who Was Fired For Being Pregnant Is Awarded A Huge Monetary Settlement
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – In a story that clearly shows that if you bide your time, you will eventually be rewarded; and rewarded handsomely. iNews reporter, Kitty Segovia, reported in November of 2020, that veteran cheerleader Millicent Tumblewo…
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