DOVER, Delaware – (Satire News) – POTUS traveled back to his hometown of Dover, for an appointment with his personal hair stylist, Flamboyant Francois.
While there he was asked by Boom Boom News about that little, lying weasel Devin Nunes, who is running the Trumptard’s 2024 presidential campaign.
The president cleared his throat and said that his personal White House insiders have informed him that Nunes is allegedly printing up fake Trump campaign buttons, fake Trump campaign posters, and fake Trump campaign condoms.
POTUS said he is looking into deporting Nunes back to his home country of Costa Rica.
BBN’s Hacienda Fiddle then asked him how the first lady Dr. Jill Biden is doing.
He smiled and said that Jilly is doing fine, having a ball throwing White House Tupperware parties, and making sure that all of the White House cooks wear hair nets, medical masks, and panties.
He added that White House workers were finally able to get rid of the hideous Big Mac smell that had permeated throughout the entire White House, thanks to “The Nazi Perv’s” 9 Big Mac’s a day addiction.
In Other News. The Hurricane Guild of America (HGA) has just agreed to drop the 2022 hurricane name Quantaneesha due to the $7.2 million discrimination lawsuit that the Black Lives Matter organization had filed.
