Life is tough. Living in a palace for free with servants, cooks, live-in nannies, and chauffeurs will make a living not easy.
With designer clothes, and travel by private jets, Humphrey Halloween, says, “I had to protect my family.”
Betty Bucket chimes in, “Nobody knows what goes on behind closed doors. With the trees this high, doesn't it make more sense to hear our story from us?"
Like, so who exactly is asking? Now, if those two were the reincarnation of Mother Teresa and Nelson Mandela, there would be considerable interest. But those two people living off the dole? If you want sympathy, you’ll find it in a dictionary between Shinola and synonyms.
Betty Bucket accused her husband, Humphrey Halloween’s family, of inappropriate language.
“WHAT?”
Betty Bucket added that his family made her cry. They said horrible things about her Chicken Fricassee.
“WHAT?”
Humphrey silently nodded in agreement.
“WHO CRITICIZED YOUR CHICKEN FRICASSEE?”
Both Betty Bucket and Humphrey Halloween said that they would not say. However, it was definitely his family. They were leaving the accusation to hang in the wind, from the 95-year-old grandma to the four-year-old 5th in line to the family fortune.
Yes, the 5th in line also tried the Chicken Fricassee.
Zoo-Flix paid Betty Bucket and Humphrey Halloween $100 million to tell their side of the story.
Spoof writers have a plethora of stories to tell to Zoo-Flix!
Oh me, oh my!
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