French Team Waves The White Flag 69 Minutes Into Their World Cup Game With Japan Leading 9-0

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 7 December 2022

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"Well at least the French can make good wine." -LIONEL MESSI

QATAR - - Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba writes that in all of the decades that he has covered the World Cup games he has never seen a team manager do what the French national team manager did.

La Bamba stated that at the 69-minute mark, the manager of the French team, Jean Claude Du Poupon, 49, frustrated and embarrassed by his team's play, (or rather lack of play), decided to throw in the white flag, with his team trailing 9-0.

The French fans in the stands began yelling and screaming all kinds of explicit vulgarities, x-rated words, and nasty-as-shit curse words in French, and the French male fans taunts were ever worse. ■

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