LONDON - (Satire News) - The BBC reports that queen consort Camilla Parker Bowles accidentally revealed what her hubby, King Charles III, earns per year.
The Mrs. King Charles III, was talking with BBC reporter Oceana Figgly about the new UK hair styles, the price of imported cigarettes, and the ever-increasing popularity of England's newest heavy metal band, The Ovulating Camels of The Kalahari.
Figgly asked her how it felt to be married to a royal monarch. Camilla thought for a moment and replied, that it beats being married to a mere prince.
SIDENOTE: King Charles III, yearly salary is $7.2 million, plus free petro (gasoline), free postage stamps, and all the Stella Artois Beer he can consume.
