Dear Boobie - Should Someone Mixed Race- 51% White Get a Birth Certificate Saying they are Black?

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 7 December 2022

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My giant white boob says no.

(The young Psychic Priti Boobi - an Indian Mystic - much consulted by Donald Trump, in private sessions, answers the weighty questions that people Wonder About - in her column at Vague Magazine.)

Most times Clients have to hold my naked Breasts while asking their questions and in my trance - will get a clear answer. But I can also do At-a-Distance questions.

In-person is a higher price. (As the Vibrations from the man's fingers cause Psychic energy flows to my Sexual energy points. )

For the question asked:

My Boobs tell me that it will probably cause Psychic harm to the individual if the government arbitrarily imposes a racial category on a person with some Black Heritage. Or forces a DNA test to impose a category on him.

In my Trance - I can sense some disagreement.

My larger Right Boob seems more Law and Order and wants to go by the Science - while the Left Boob seems more Liberal and is reluctant to impose DNA tests on individuals to prove Race.

This the best I can do. The Boobs have spoken.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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