Trump to Play Santa for the Asian Massage Ladies of Florida

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 7 December 2022

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Ho. Ho. Ho. Ho. Sit on my face.

They are all Illegals. I know that - but the Spirit of Xmas is all about giving - not taking - said Trump - giving a friendly hug to a busty blonde Fox reporter.

So, I researched Florida Massage parlours personally - and invited the best of them.

I am going to DJ some Xmas Hits - and have some Chinese take - out and Green Tea for the Ladies. I will have some massage tables set up if they feel like doing massage while here. Tit for tat - you know?

Rudy will be here dressed as a Reindeer. He is looking forward to a Massage. Being in Court Day in and day out is killing his back.

Herschel Walker and his wife and kids and mistresses and kids will be here (a group of 20). Herschel needs a break after his stressful campaign.

Of course, my son the big game hunter will be around. He is a big fan of Massage. Needs it after shooting off that big gun of his.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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