ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency reports that the GOP candidate who was backed by Donald "The Nazi" Trump has gotten his fat ass stomped in the Georgia senate race.
Herschel Walker, who has admitted to fathering 113 children, got kicked in his groin by Democrat Raphael Warnock.
WNA reporter Dylan Fresco, stated that as soon as the election results were revealed, Walker's #1 backer, Donald J. Erasmus Trump (aka "The Orange Blimp,") immediately stated that he has never heard of Herschel, has never met him, and he would not know him from Beyonce.
Walker reportedly countered the Trump Twats comment by saying that Trump is nothing but a pussy grabbing, Nazi ass kissing, traitor son-of-a-bitch.
Trump came back by saying that he hasn't grabbed a pussy in over 3 days.
