Cheryl Cole Will Be Appearing In The Motion Picture "Princess Di and Her Life In The Fast Lane"
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Cheryl Cole's legion of fans are all ecstatic at the news that she has signed to star in a Spit Fire Films blockbuster movie titled "Princess Di and Her Life In The Fast Lane." Cole will star in the starring role along with…
Read full storyStephen Curry of The World Champion Golden State Warriors Has Just Opened Up Stephen Curry's Golden Curry Indian Restaurant
SAN FRANCISCO - (Sports Satire) - The American Food News Agency, formerly The American Foodie News Agency, has announced that the 2022 NBA Finals MVP, Stephen Curry has just gotten into the restaurant business. Curry has partnered with famed India…
Read full storyBrazil Is Running Out of Nuts
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - (World Satire) - The Global Source News Agency is reporting that Brazil has informed the nut-buying world merchants that there is a possibility that the country could run out of Brazil nuts before too long. Reporter Topeka…
Read full storyThe FBI Reveals That Trump Gave Putin The Door Combination Numbers To Get Inside Fort Knox
WASHINGTON, D.C. (US Satire) - The Vox Populi News Agency has just learned that the Federal Bureau of Investigation has revealed that Trump willingly gave Russian President Putin the extremely secret combination numbers to all of the Fort Knox doors.
Read full storyThe Huntress Ran Out of Rocket Politics
NASA has named its latest rocket to the moon, Artemis. She was the Greek goddess of the hunt and the moon (among other things – childbirth being one … America’s abortion schism problems are heading to the moon!) This rocket is apparently the most…
Read full storyDr. Futuro On Electric Cars - Stealing Electricity Will Be Big
In a few years - we all will be driving electric cars, said Dr. Futuro - with his Einstein hair and glasses - the well - known London based Futurologist. And you know what that means - all kinds of Human Shenanigans. The Human race is infinitely…
Read full storyTed "Dracula" Cruz Has Allegedly Molested An Inflatable Doll
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - One of the most arrogantly sarcastic politicians in Washington D.C. is Ted "Dracula" Cruz. Cruz has been known to scare fourth graders with his evil-sounding space alien voice. Cloud 9 News Agency reporter Lex…
Read full storyA Powerful Lightning Bolt Hits A Lake In Michigan And Catches It On Fire
DUCK PECKER, Michigan - (Science and Technology Satire) - Watchdog Now News reports that an extremely powerful lightning bolt struck Lake Crankshaft, and it immediately caught on fire. A local resident asked how in the world a lake can catch on fi…
Read full storyThe Reason Why Prostitutes In Brooklyn and The Bronx Are Extremely Upset
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The New York Sunshine Observer is reporting that the prostitute industry in the Bronx and Brooklyn is really in a tizzy. Reporter Carmine Calatino reported that the city of New York has implemented a 12% upcharge on…
Read full storyFirst US Woman To Land On Moon In 2025
Wow! Finally, a woman will get to go to the moon and presumably walk on the lunar surface. The blast off to the moon will happen late in 2025 aboard the Artemis III mission. Given that all systems are GO to the moon with a promised walk on the lu…
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