Brazil Is Running Out of Nuts

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 29 August 2022

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The biggest Brazil Nut eating state in the US is Alabama.

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - (World Satire) - The Global Source News Agency is reporting that Brazil has informed the nut-buying world merchants that there is a possibility that the country could run out of Brazil nuts before too long.

Reporter Topeka Joplin with GSNA met with a rep with the Brazilian Nut Department, and she was told that the recent droughts have taken a toll on the nut business.

Joplin was told that close to 600,000 acres of Brazil nut fields have been reduced to just tierra (dirt).

Meanwhile a spokesperson for one of the largest retail food chains in America, Fiddle Faddle, has said that as a result they have had to raise the price of a one pound can of Brazil nuts from $16.49 to $24.96.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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