The Wizard Of Oz Shops For Crudités
Say it ain't so, Joe! So a native son of New Jersey is running for the US Senate seat in Pennsylvania. Huh? Did he get lost? That's almost like Canadian Ted Cruz representing Texas in the US Senate. And the Canadian even has his eye on the White Hous…
Read full storyAn Alabama School District Reverts To Paddling Unruly Students and All HELL Breaks Loose!!!
LAKE SHIT, Alabama - (Satire News) - In a stunning move that has shocked educators and parents all over the United States, the Lake Shit School District has decided by a vote of 6 to 5 to bring back spankings (i.e. Corporal Punishment). An English…
Read full storyTrump's Redacted Search Warrant Released - Antiques Roadshow Mentioned
The Redacted Trump search warrant was revealed by Aldo Riviera of Ferret News. Among the findings were: First - Trump had 15 boxes of documents with his presidential signature on all documents - including lovey-dovey letters to the North Kor…
Read full storyThe Educated Poor Get A Break, and Backlash
Joe Biden wants poor students with fat bank loan payments to have a break. They need to make money, and not spend the rest of their lives paying off the interest alone that banks jack onto a poor man’s meager earnings. And the Republican Rich hate…
Read full storyTennessee Is Dumber Than Burrito Shit
The Great State of Tennessee (too many of every letter, shorten it) has now put God Himself on trial. That’s right, Jesus/Jehovah/Yahweh/David Koresh – whatever you want to call yourself, you’ve been given notice. Hit the road, God, and don’t fuck…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene's Gorgeously Sexy Daughter Said She Learned All About Sex From Her Hot, Sexy Mommy
BOSTON - (Satire News) - RumorLand News has just broken the story about Tina Peckatini, who is the 27-year-old daughter of Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene. Reporter Zackary Yukon learned that Miss Peckatini is attending college in Beantown (B…
Read full storyHow Marriage Has Evolved over the Years - From Many Wives - to One Wife and Many Mistresses
A lecture by Dr. Futuro, part - time London Sexologist - (open to charity cases if you are young). Marriage started long ago. Unfortunately, We can't start with Adam and Eve as they weren't married - just shacked up together - (all they had w…
Read full storyBritish Sexpots Cheryl Cole and Elizabeth Hurley To Star In The New James Bond Movie, "James Bond And His Sizzling Sex Romp With Two Sexy Russian Spies"
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Bees Knees News reporter Ginger Beer, recently met with Elizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole at the ritzy Restaurant Gordon Ramsay. The two British women will soon be appearing in the latest James Bond motion picture titled, "Ja…
Read full storyPrince Charles Is Very Happy With His New Hair Implants
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck, recently spoke with Prince Charles at a Tottenham Hotspur FC - Nottingham Forest FC football game. Buck noticed that there was something about the Prince of Wales that was different.
Read full storyDebutants Don’t Do The Doggy-Doo Disposal Drama
Dealing with doggy-doo doesn’t interest the delicate demure of the distant debutantes of the distinctly different division of class that they dwell within. These diletantes make the debatable decision to discard their doggy’s doo-doo in a decisively…
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