Say it ain't so, Joe! So a native son of New Jersey is running for the US Senate seat in Pennsylvania. Huh? Did he get lost? That's almost like Canadian Ted Cruz representing Texas in the US Senate. And the Canadian even has his eye on the White House.
Well, for whatever reason, the Wizard of Oz, or Dr. Oz, decided to film a campaign commercial exposing the high cost of vegetables to be served as crudités. So, instead of using a shopping cart (which suggests he doesn't do any of his grocery shopping), he just piled up the vegetables in his arms.
The vegetables fought back. Vegetables kept slipping out of Dr. Oz's arms, almost sliding away. It resembled the guy who used to do that routine with a stack of thirty spinning plates.
The carrots said to the broccoli, "Doesn't this guy know how to shop? Why doesn't he use a grocery shopping cart?"
The broccoli replied, "He's show biz. Maids do his shopping. He's doing this shopping for a campaign commercial. He wants to represent Pennsylvania in the US Senate."
The garlic blew back, "Fat chance."
So while trying to maintain and recapture the sliding vegetables, Dr. Oz complained about the high cost of crudites. "Just these four items come to $20.00 for these crudites."
"We're vegetables, dummy."
Undaunted, Dr. Oz continued, "Then besides the crudites, we need the guacamole and salsa. That's over $25.00." Chin, Ching! "We've got Joe Biden to thank for that."
What? Joe Biden? Joe Biden opened one eye.
Dr. Oz continued. "I will make America great again." He sounds like Donald Trump.
A spinning dish almost slipped away. Dr. Oz finally said, "I'll bring the price of crudites down. Vote for me!
Down went a tomato in protest, landing near his feet.
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