The Great State of Tennessee (too many of every letter, shorten it) has now put God Himself on trial. That’s right, Jesus/Jehovah/Yahweh/David Koresh – whatever you want to call yourself, you’ve been given notice.
Hit the road, God, and don’t fuck with Tennesseians … I dunno what they call themselves, weirdos.
If a woman has a “spontaneous abortion”, otherwise known as a miscarriage, that can only be blamed on … evolution? TTenneeeessseeeeeians don’t believe in evolution, so that can’t be at fault. It can only be GOD – the EVIL ONE!
A woman is supposed to hold it in. The dead baby is not allowed to spill out of her vagina because that constitutes a ‘birth’. (I need to do way more drugs to understand the ‘elected officials’ and ‘law makers’ of this great state. How inbred, how hillbilly, how moonshine, how incest are you? And you can sign your names to new laws? Or does an X still suffice?)
Say you eat a jumbo burrito with super anus-killing hot sauce, and you do this at a country jamboree where they don’t have enough Port-A-Potties for the crowd of 50,000 cowboy hats and Daisy Dukes and confederate flag-wearing good ole boys and gals.
AND YOUR ASS IS GONNA EXPLODE!!!!
Don’t do it … don’t even think of taking a squat in a corn field to let fly the remnants of that delicious burrito … even if God is in control of your digestive system and HE WANTS you to take a shit … your stomach is churning and turning, you ass is blooming like a brown sunflower (mmmm, that’s goooood eatin’!) and you can’t walk upright like a Homo Sapien, but bent forward like Cro-Magnon Man …. Don’t you even fuckin’ think of taking that shit, boy, not on God’s green Tennessee earth!
Or you’ll go to jail. Seriously? Is that what assholes do when their mad laws aren’t obeyed? Go to jail and get sodomized, whether you like it or not – but if sodomy forces the ‘birth’ of a bloody turd in a Tenneessee jail … boy, you just got another 50 years added to your sentence! Now that’s justice! But for whom?
I’m just trying to think like the brainless. Maybe this is their law: if a man shits out a burrito into a toilet bowl, that is okay because it’s a birth, but if he flushes … that’s abortion! Or is it okay if he does it, but not his wife because she’s female and they are lesser people than males, so anything that comes from any hole in their bodies constitutes a birth? Like I said, I’m just trying to think like they think … have they thought about all these questions before passing laws? What am I saying, politicians don’t think, they just take a shit on people.
This Thursday, August 25, 2022 … TTttttttteeeennennenenennsssseesseesessseeee has taken a huge shit on women and their dead babies which they are forced to hold in, and die if need be from sepsis … ‘cuz it’s the law of Christians, not scientists.
And Christians have proven themselves again and again for 2000 years to be dumber than a burrito.
