The Educated Poor Get A Break, and Backlash

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Thursday, 25 August 2022

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Free Anything, Especially Education, is Commie!

Joe Biden wants poor students with fat bank loan payments to have a break. They need to make money, and not spend the rest of their lives paying off the interest alone that banks jack onto a poor man’s meager earnings.

And the Republican Rich hate that other people get monetary breaks – and not just them? How many politicians take money from special interests and lobbyists and the Saudis and Chinese and Russians and anybody else who wants a favor or to influence the vote from foreign shores?

That’s what a politician is. A bitch to get paid and do backflips and suck off the right people to get the right favours. Prove me wrong. Are they more than that? Okay, then let every politician, regardless of party, not get paid for a year and live off their savings.

Students and THE POOR don’t have savings to live off of, for a year or a month or a week because … they are poor!

So this student debt forgiveness is merely another fight between rich and poor, and don’t let the liar polticos getting money from the NRA and KKK try to make it about something else.

And how much tax did Donald Trump pay? 900 bucks? Capitalism always works … for the rich. Communism works for the poor. And that’s what that “American” fight was always really about. Going to war with Korea and Vietnam so Yankee boy can sell Coke and KFC to the East, and not buy their rickshaws in return.

Do not eat the rich … they taste like plastic surgery.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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