Queen Elizabeth Is Selling Her Gold Plated Skateboard
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Back in 1999, her majesty received a very unusual 70th birthday gift from King Fashami of Saudi Arabia. The gift was quite expensive. England's Ta Ta For Now News reporter Petula Tart, said that the solid gold skateboard wa…
Read full storyCongratulations To J-Lo On Marriage #4, Maybe #5?
Jennifer Lopez married in Las Vegas, went to Paris for a honeymoon, then married again in Georgia, with a 3-day wedding celebration for family and friends. So that’s twice to the same guy. Previously she was married to three different men and almost…
Read full storyBasil Blathering Visits America - 'Trumpheads' Everywhere
This is Basil, from Ye Olde Church News - sent on a fact finding mission to America. (Plus making it a paid vacation. ) We hear such alarming news of our American bretheran - that the Religious over here are going crazy. It is all true. Ever…
Read full storyThe Whole Foods Supermarket Food Change Is Changing It's Name To a Much Better Name
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The largest organic natural food supermarket chain in America has just made a name-changing announcement. A franchise spokesperson, for the company that is owned by Amazon owner Jeff Bezos, has informed the news me…
Read full storyKhloe Kardashian Gets A Very Personal Pubic Region Procedure Done
HOLLYWOOD - (Celebrity Satire) - The Los Angeles Post-Gazette was the first major US publication to report that Khloe Kardashian of the infamous Kardashian sisters went into L.A.'s Our Lady of The Silver Screen Hospital to get her hooha (beaver) work…
Read full storyTeacher getting excited about using her new red pens
Sandy McWilliams, a primary school teacher has bought some new red pens and is very excited about using them. 'I am very excited. I am just back from WH Smith's, and guess what I bought...some new red pens for the new school year.' Writing furt…
Read full storyB-b-b-baby, you just ain’t seen n-n-nothin’ yet.
What’s left of the UK circa 2022 is beyond the clichéd ‘three-ringed-circus’ and ‘Monty Pythons Flying Circus’ and this is only the tip of an Iceberg that would make Winslet and DiCaprio scream even louder! In fairness, despite its fate at least t…
Read full storyThe Sensuously Sexy Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Ecstatic At Being Signed To Appear In a Crotchless Panties Commercial For Victoria's Secret
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene loves the new-found physical and sexual interest in her that she is now receiving. According to Armada Aquatina with The Cosmos News Service, the blonde babe, as former lover Matt "Potato Head"…
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