Congratulations To J-Lo On Marriage #4, Maybe #5?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Wednesday, 24 August 2022

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Marriage is like buying a new car.

Jennifer Lopez married in Las Vegas, went to Paris for a honeymoon, then married again in Georgia, with a 3-day wedding celebration for family and friends. So that’s twice to the same guy. Previously she was married to three different men and almost married A-Rod or Alex Rodrigues.

Three marriages and an almost to A-Rod is an okay thing to do! One should keep saying, “I do!” until you find the right guy. Right? Right.

Why should marriage be forever drudgery, with a death sentence of till death do us part? If you’ve made a colossal mistake, do you correct it? Right? Right!

Say you turned into a street and are going the wrong way on a one-way street. You don’t keep going; fingers crossed, maybe no one will drive down from the opposite direction. But, no! You make a U-turn and get out fast.

If you buy the wrong car, you make another kind of a U-turn, find the right vehicle, and switch. Same with a marriage partner.

Instead of the word divorce, maybe U-turn should be used instead.

“I’m making a U-turn out of this wrong-way marriage mistake.”

So J-Lo switched cars four times. Great. The lady knows how to drive right and when to make a U-turn! She didn’t motor the wrong way into a one-way street with Alex Rodrigues. She read the signs.

Congratulations! Right? Right!

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