What’s left of the UK circa 2022 is beyond the clichéd ‘three-ringed-circus’ and ‘Monty Pythons Flying Circus’ and this is only the tip of an Iceberg that would make Winslet and DiCaprio scream even louder!
In fairness, despite its fate at least the Titanic had a Captain, not so GB who’s illustrious outgoing PM appears to have done a Lord Lucan come John Wayne and ridden off into the sunset complete with a Mr Whippy dripping down his fist and onto his open flies!
Meanwhile, back at number 10, or as it is known at the moment, number 2….due to the outgoing stink still emanating from the last PM’s un-flushed dump…. the hapless ‘winner’, Liz Truss, is currently assembling a bunch of halfwits for the short term contract of licking her anus every time she enters the room!
Once the much heralded ‘hot air promises’ of UK salvation begin so to will the usual Machiavellian back room knife sharpening, as each cabinet shyster eyes up his, hers or it’s chances of ousting Liz once she fucks up!
With the country now about to plunge into an economic abyss, a soon to be announced General Strike, Civil unrest and a winter death toll bordering on WW2 battle of Stalingrad proportion’s Nero’s fiddle must be in full swing at Number 10!
…….”anyone for a Cornetto?”