Teacher getting excited about using her new red pens

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 24 August 2022

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Teachers and their red pens. What are they like, eh?

Sandy McWilliams, a primary school teacher has bought some new red pens and is very excited about using them.

'I am very excited. I am just back from WH Smith's, and guess what I bought...some new red pens for the new school year.'

Writing further on her blog the teacher, allotment owner and driver of an old car that she has proudly had since graduating went on 'Just think of all of the overly enthusiastic exclamation marks I can make with the pens, all of the encouragement I can give to the little children.'

A follower sarcastically added 'Wow, you must lead an exciting life'.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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