Basil Blathering Visits America - 'Trumpheads' Everywhere

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 24 August 2022

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Everywhere I go I meet religious 'Trumpheads', as I call them.

This is Basil, from Ye Olde Church News - sent on a fact finding mission to America. (Plus making it a paid vacation. )

We hear such alarming news of our American bretheran - that the Religious over here are going crazy. It is all true.

Everywhere I go I meet religious 'Trumpheads', as I call them.

Normal working people, good jobs, responsible - with common sense.

But that is all thrown out the window when the orange haired Rabble Rouser appears on TV, frothing at the mouth with his latest bit of crooked craziness.

His followers are just crazy about him - Literally.

The man has admitted to grabbing women by their private parts - No problem. He is a serial Adulterer - No problem. Corrupt businessman - No problem. A liar with no Ethics - No problem. Not a Christian - doesn't go to church - (unless a golf course counts as church) - has no Mercy or Compassion - Is the living embodiment of an anti - Christian - No problem.

The list goes on and on.

We have sheep being led by an insane Shepard - and the sheep love it.

But when the Blind lead the Blind - all fall in the Ditch

Meanwhile in Russia, Putin laughs as religious Conservatives and corrupt politicians destroy America.

Historically - America goes Insanely Conservative every once in a while.. just the way it is. Periodic Conservative Insanity(P. C. I. )

In between, sane leaders who make sure we have clean air and water, safe working conditions, etc. etc..

In the 1920's they were so insane about Alcohol that It was outlawed and you couldn't even have a glass of wine in your own home - (talk about Fascism). They also had the raw Power to pass a Constitutional Amendment against it.

In the 1950's. Insane again - with Conservative Senator McCarthy finding a Communist under every bed - several million people in schools and industry losing their jobs because of Paranoia that they were secret Commies.

This is the third Wave of Insanity and might destroy U. S. Democracy.

Reagan started it. Some Republican leader - after Trump - (A. T. ) - will rule America, like Putin rules Russia.. Unless young Americans can stop the

Rule by the Corrupt Old.

Other than these cheerful observations of the befuddled Americans - I am having quite a nice time in America. Good sherry everywhere I go.

The many droughts and floods changed my travels plans a little.

I had to go by boat part of the time.

Everything is so Dramatic in America! The Climate and the People.

You feel like you are in a movie about the End of the World.

I will be glad to get back to normal, sane England, where we basically don't have any real problems.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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