Biden Claims Brown Hash Marks On Skivvies “Not His”
BILLINGSGATE POST: Already accused of having a brain missing a synapse or two, something even more sinister may be lurking in the backend of Joe Biden’s Fruit-of-the-Loom ball-huggers. Most men his age rely on their carefully honed instincts when…
Read full storyTikTok Is Denying That Someone Hacked Into The System and Stole Over 69 Million Passwords
BEIJING, China - (Business Satire) - The world's foremost short-form video hosting service, is denying that someone got into their master computer and stole over 69 million passwords. The Beijing, China-based firm denies the story, which was put o…
Read full storyTrump Followers Fighting The New Texas 'In God We Trust' Law
Texas has a new law legally mandating putting 'In God We Trust' posters in all schools - (if donated by Right Wing organizations to the schools). People who thought Texas Nutty in the past can't believe the new level of creative Nuttiness - but f…
Read full storyTrump's Physician Says That He Is a Hard Core Racist And The Bigot Needs To Be Institutionalized
ATLANTA, Georgia - (US Satire) - "Toxic Trump" has finally admitted that he knows that he is one fucked up son-of-a-bitch racist; but he can't help it because it's in his Hereditary genes. Trump's physician Dr. Yang Fu Fi gave him a thorough physi…
Read full storyNazis, Nazis Everywhere
The Secret Service knew Nancy Pelosi had a price on her head from the Insurrections, and they didn’t pass along the message until after the riots started. Once a riot starts, it sure is tough to stifle. (Apparently, America was out of tear gas that d…
Read full storyTrump of Many Countries
If Trump becomes the El Presidente of America in 2024, he says he has come up with a new idea that’s “just crazy enough to work!”, he told his diaper-fitter. “Why should I just be the leader of one country … why not more than one? Maybe fifty coun…
Read full storyThe Bravisimo Network Has Just Signed The Extremely Brash and Highly Insulting Ricky Gervais To Host His Own Talk Show
HOLLYWOOD – (Entertainment Satire) – The Bravisimo Network is proud to announce that British comedian Ricky Gervais has just been signed to host his very own talk show. A spokesperson for Bravisimo said that the one hour talk show will be called "…
Read full storyYou Know - What Is
You know, when someone else also knows that another person is full of beans. Eye contact with a stranger, but without a word, the both of you know. It's just a silent salute to, you know. You're boarding a direct flight to London with a 1st Class…
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