The Latest Tell-All Book on Donald J. Trump “The Lying Whoremongering Loser” Immediately Goes To #1
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Tabloid Today has just announced that the latest book on the twice-impeached, loser, Donald Jonathan Trump went to #1 quicker than any book in history. TT reporter Papaya Bamboo confirmed that the book, which was co…
Read full storyTrump is Still Insisting That The Story of Him Sucking Kim Jong-un’s Hairdo is As Fake As The Moon
HURRICANE SLUT, Florida – (Satire News) – Two well-respected news agencies have reported that the last time DJT was in North Korea visiting his BFF Kim Jong-un, that the two had a very nice private, 45- minute visit in the North Korean leaders 95 by…
Read full storyThe New Taliban Government of Afghanistan Has Just Mandated That All Women With a Tattoo Will Be Imprisoned
KABUL, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – The new president of Afghanistan Abu Taboo Fashu, has just ruled that every adult women over the age of 21, who has a tattoo, even if it’s a little bitty tat of a gnat, will be arrested and thrown in jail. Pres…
Read full storyPeople not buying panic
Despite reports, people are not buying panic. 'Yes' said news reporter Brick Outhouse 'We have said in the press that people are panic buying, but they are not actually buying any panic. There is more than enough panic out there for everyone, so d…
Read full storyTo Combat Methane, Biden Giving Every Home A Labrador Retriever
Washington, D.C.—Climate scientists all agree that food waste is a massive contributor to methane, which goddamnit, also causes global warming. Just in time for Glasgow's big COP26 Climate Meeting, Biden has a plan to make it all go away. And ye…
Read full storyEnglish car drivers race to Scotland to fill up their tanks with Scotch Whisky, but whisky distillers are demanding 35% tariffs on their booze!
After dispatching his subordinate ministers to explain on English TV why there are massive fuel shortages, Boris Johnson, has now run out of excuses, and instead of continually blaming the outside world, and EU, for the misery he caused, has come up…
Read full storyScum offended by being compared to Conservatives
Bath dwelling scum Shane Richardson is angered that he and all of his scum friends have been compared to Conservative politicians. Outspoken Labour deputy Angela Rayner called the conservative government scum and has now offended every type of scu…
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