Toddler Brian Worthington has the sinking feeling that the world doesn't revolve around him, as he always thought it did.
'It was shocking' said Brian 'I was having a tantrum in the shop, and Mum and Dad just ignored me. The lady at the check-out ignored me, all of the teenagers, and the goths, they didn't seem to care. It was almost as if I didn't really matter. Does everyone feel like this?'
Yes, Brian, they do. The world will never revolve around a toddler with a snotty nose. You will never be a millionaire, a rock star, a football player, it is the world we live in chap. You need to get used to it.